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What to call your "wife" when speaking with other women about (1 Viewer)

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BAT1man

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My wife decided we should be separated after 17 years of marriage. As part of the verbal agreement, we are both free to see other people. I assume I will meet other women and they will want to know why my marriage tanked and whether I am available to them for a relationship.

Do I call her:

~the ex

~my wife

~Susan (not her real name, but i'd use her real name)

Or something else...

Remember, the objective will be to "get to know" this new woman.

 
My wife decided we should be separated after 17 years of marriage. As part of the verbal agreement, we are both free to see other people. I assume I will meet other women and they will want to know why my marriage tanked and whether I am available to them for a relationship.

Do I call her:

~the ex

~my wife

~Susan (not her real name, but i'd use her real name)

Or something else...

Remember, the objective will be to "get to know" this new woman.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
How long was she cheating on you before the seperation?
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Right!!!!

You say "ex wife" and don't even say you are separated, that is a deal breaker. My advice is get on plenty of fish and get some hookups! A lot of ghettoness on POF but it serves its purpose. If you really want to find a gf I suggest match, they seem to have more legit women but not by much. You can get plenty of hookups there. The key is don't ever bash your ex, be sensitive like you have a pony-tail. PM if you have anymore questions. I feel like I can write a damn book on this topic after 3 years on the circuit....

 
If you're just looking to bang, carry a picture of a model in your wallet and tell girls that she was your fiancée but she died.

 
Some other threads you might have to start:

Should I put my pants on right leg first or left?

Floss then brush, or vice versa?

Bing vs google?

 
LinusMarr said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
How long was she cheating on you before the seperation?
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Right!!!!

You say "ex wife" and don't even say you are separated, that is a deal breaker. My advice is get on plenty of fish and get some hookups! A lot of ghettoness on POF but it serves its purpose. If you really want to find a gf I suggest match, they seem to have more legit women but not by much. You can get plenty of hookups there. The key is don't ever bash your ex, be sensitive like you have a pony-tail. PM if you have anymore questions. I feel like I can write a damn book on this topic after 3 years on the circuit....
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Why can't he just go out somewhere and meet real women? Why does he have to do it through a computer?

 
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?

 
BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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Not if you go younger.

Some say ex, some say husband and give the digest explanation. There isn't a correct answer.
 
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BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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What she told you about loving you is a load of horse####.

Why would you not want an out and out divorce? Financial reasons

And the last part...Well, the good news is that your original question no longer applies,

 
BAT1man said:
I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.
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Absolute wrong approach. Get the divorce and move in to your own place. Bang everything with a cooch for a while and give yourself plenty of time to heal from the divorce before you even consider another relationship.
 
Have you discussed this with a lawyer? Not what you should call her when you meet a new broad but the whole separation situation?

 
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so this guy is at the airport and ask the lovely large breasted young woman, i would like a picket to tittsburgh...oh my god i am so sorry i cant believe i said that, i meant a ticket to Pittsburgh.

the agent angrily prints out the mans ticket and he slinks away.

the man sitting at the airport bar strikes up a conservation with another traveler. guytells the story to the man he just meets how he asked for a picket to tittsburgh

the second traveler say, oh i saw her she was gorgeous, i wouldn't worry about it, that's nothing compared to me. the other night at dinner with my wife, i meant to say "honey please pass the butter" but it came out

##### you ruined my life
 
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BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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I would think it would be a deal breaker for you as well as other women. I would do everything in my power to get away from her.

 
BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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You're expecting the right one to come alone while you're living with your ex wife? How's that work?!

 
Are you sleeping in the same bed? Same room? If different room, do you have your own entrance. Have you two agreed not to bring sexual partners home?

 
BobbyLayne said:
Apple Jack said:
BobbyLayne said:
My daughter/son's mom.

Rule # 1 - never speak ill of the mother of your children.
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Not within earshot of them, anyway.
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It's just my rule. AFAIK the mother of my children abides by the same rule. We've always kept it friendly. Our failed relationship is between us and it's ancient history, e.g., the kids didn't and don't have anything to do with that.

YMMV
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:goodposting:

Even if one party is at fault... doesn't matter. Get over it and move on.

 
matttyl said:
BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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You're expecting the right one to come alone while you're living with your ex wife? How's that work?!
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It doesn't. The only women who will be ok with this are going to be bat-s crazy.

Tbh it doesn't sound like you should be dating yet. Get your #### at least somewhat together first.

 
kentric said:
Are you sleeping in the same bed? Same room? If different room, do you have your own entrance. Have you two agreed not to bring sexual partners home?
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Sleep in separate rooms. Same entrance to the house. No sexual partners in the home. Separated since Saturday. Living together due to large debt, and no way to afford moving. It is 'our' home, in our name, and it is in our daughter's school area. I not moving, and she can't afford to.Is it bad that we've had relations twice since the separation?

 
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BAT1man said:
kentric said:
Are you sleeping in the same bed? Same room? If different room, do you have your own entrance. Have you two agreed not to bring sexual partners home?
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Sleep in separate rooms. Same entrance to the house. No sexual partners in the home. Separated since Saturday. Living together due to large debt, and no way to afford moving. It is 'our' home, in our name, and it is in our daughter's school area. I not moving, and she can't afford to.Is it bad that we've had relations twice since the separation?
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:lmao: That's every other night. Most married guys would kill for that.

 
BAT1man said:
Yes...she cheated. Yes, I tried the forgive and save the marriage apprach (3 kids involved). She says she just can't love me like I deserve.

I've been a workout monster for >2 years. Looking and feeling like a 21 year old (46 years).

I may not divorce for a while...only if the right one came along I guess.

Did I mention, we are going to continue to cohabitate? Deal breaker with other women?
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Does she have a hot younger sister you can use like a pinata?

 
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