What's the worst movie you've ever seen? (1 Viewer)

[MaxThreshold]

Saving Christmas took home the most Razzies today. Anyone seen it?

 

[Insein]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

Again.Unpopular Movie Opinions

Nah, I am posting in this thread only, no matter how hard you advertise your thread.

You're quite the rebel nega-Em.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

What are your thoughts on Snatch?

Reminiscent of the legendary double entendre when Zza Zza Gabor went on stage at the Johnny Carson show with her pet feline, and asked if Johnny would like to hold it (calling it a five letter word that starts with p). Carson said something to the effect of, "If you move the damn cat".

 

[ghostguy123]

Hope you have a nicely furnished doghouse

nah, I have a wife with a sense of humor instead.

However, it's limits may be tested it sounds like.

 

[ghostguy123]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Some of you clearly haven't seen many movies

I've seen tons of movies. I'm just more selective on what I'll watch.

So... no. You haven't seen tons of movies.

Exactly. Not like there are "tons" of good ones even out there.

So the fact that I refuse to watch Police Academy VI means that I haven't seen tons of movies? Some people need to check their logic skills.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

What are your thoughts on Snatch?

Reminiscent of the legendary double entendre when Zza Zza Gabor went on stage at the Johnny Carson show with her pet feline, and asked if Johnny would like to hold it (calling it a five letter word that starts with p). Carson said something to the effect of, "If you move the damn cat".

Didn't happen.

 

[Tecumseh]

Snowpiercer

 

[Tennessee_ATO]

May have been listed -- should have been listed -- "I Know Who Killed Me", "starring" Lindsey Lohan. Easily the worst movie I've ever laid eyes on.

Oooh. I bet that one is terrible.

It is really really bad.

I can't remember, was this the one where Lohan was a 1-legged stripper?

Yep. And also an aspiring writer and musician being tortured by a serial killer. Incoherent mess is actually too kind.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0

Sorry to ghostgal

 

[ghostguy123]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0

Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

 

[ghostguy123]

So the fact that I refuse to watch Police Academy VI means that I haven't seen tons of movies? Some people need to check their logic skills.

No. The fact that you are selective doesn't seem to fit with seeing tons of movies. Unless you define a ton of movies as maybe like 200 movies.

 

[El Floppo]

Some of you clearly haven't seen many movies

I've seen tons of movies. I'm just more selective on what I'll watch.

So... no. You haven't seen tons of movies.

Exactly. Not like there are "tons" of good ones even out there.

So the fact that I refuse to watch Police Academy VI means that I haven't seen tons of movies? Some people need to check their logic skills.

If you're listing a silly movie that made use of some of the best- if not, the best- 3D I've ever seen (not even taking into account a very well crafted movie- great effects, editing, pacing... but again, yes- complete lack of plausibility)... I'm more than happy to discount your opinion.

A movie that gets at least one thing really right- just can't be the worst movie you've ever seen.... unless you haven't seen many movies.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

Sarcasm?

 

[SWC]

we got netflix when the blockbuster by us closed shocking i know but anyhow that was when they mailed you three movies and we were not gooda bout keeping our list full so sometimes they just sent you whatever they wanted and we got one called churchball that was about mormons playing basketball and it was so god awful that i am pretty sure utah disowned it i mean it was really bad we watched it just so say we did but man it was bad i do not even know what else to say it was like a dumpster of old fish that were rotting that someone put on fire man it was bad take that to the bank bromigos

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

we got netflix when the blockbuster by us closed shocking i know but anyhow that was when they mailed you three movies and we were not gooda bout keeping our list full so sometimes they just sent you whatever they wanted and we got one called churchball that was about mormons playing basketball and it was so god awful that i am pretty sure utah disowned it i mean it was really bad we watched it just so say we did but man it was bad i do not even know what else to say it was like a dumpster of old fish that were rotting that someone put on fire man it was bad take that to the bank bromigos

Church Ball?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

So the fact that I refuse to watch Police Academy VI means that I haven't seen tons of movies? Some people need to check their logic skills.

No. The fact that you are selective doesn't seem to fit with seeing tons of movies. Unless you define a ton of movies as maybe like 200 movies.

So there are only 200 decent movies in the entire world? Still no logic skills.

 

[ghostguy123]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

Sarcasm?

nope. Already dropped a "hey babe, I got a movie that I heard was really good for us tonight" seed planted into the wife's head.

 

[ghostguy123]

So the fact that I refuse to watch Police Academy VI means that I haven't seen tons of movies? Some people need to check their logic skills.

No. The fact that you are selective doesn't seem to fit with seeing tons of movies. Unless you define a ton of movies as maybe like 200 movies.

So there are only 200 decent movies in the entire world? Still no logic skills.

Being this dense on purpose isn't good schtick.

 

[SWC]

we got netflix when the blockbuster by us closed shocking i know but anyhow that was when they mailed you three movies and we were not gooda bout keeping our list full so sometimes they just sent you whatever they wanted and we got one called churchball that was about mormons playing basketball and it was so god awful that i am pretty sure utah disowned it i mean it was really bad we watched it just so say we did but man it was bad i do not even know what else to say it was like a dumpster of old fish that were rotting that someone put on fire man it was bad take that to the bank bromigos

Church Ball?

that is it brohan and it was so bad that they should launch everyone involved in making it in to the deepest reaches of space take that to the bank bromigos

 

[Tom Servo]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

Sarcasm?

nope. Already dropped a "hey babe, I got a movie that I heard was really good for us tonight" seed planted into the wife's head.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

the wraith

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

Sarcasm?

nope. Already dropped a "hey babe, I got a movie that I heard was really good for us tonight" seed planted into the wife's head.

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Bronson is up there. Not sure how the hell I sat through that whole thing. What a mess.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Ok what the hell, this Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny movie isn't on netflix What gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0Sorry to ghostgal

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt even think to UT it

Sarcasm?

nope. Already dropped a "hey babe, I got a movie that I heard was really good for us tonight" seed planted into the wife's head.

Maybe you can do a double feature.Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

2 of my favs are Killer Nerd and Bride of Killer Nerd.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Servo

I tried again. You were right. I just cant watch this crap.

Good call. Definitely a first rounder in a "worst film" keeper league.

 

[ghostguy123]

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

You want us to DIE??

 

[ghostguy123]

need a thread for worst series of movies.

That one could have a winner that even includes one really good movie, then followed up by many duds. Another thread. Another thread.

I do sorta remember discussing that somewhere though.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

You want us to DIE??

Arent you already dead?

 

[ghostguy123]

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

You want us to DIE??

Arent you already dead?

touche

there is a special place in hell for a ghost if he dies. Ghosts should not die obviously, but when you string together a series of a certain level of putrid movies it opens up some sort of portal that I prefer not to bother with, thank you very much.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

You want us to DIE??

Arent you already dead?

touche

there is a special place in hell for a ghost if he dies. Ghosts should not die obviously, but when you string together a series of a certain level of putrid movies it opens up some sort of portal that I prefer not to bother with, thank you very much.

Watch Churchball first

That will leave you in good standing with the holy one

 

[The General]

the wraith

Funny story about this movie. Grew up in the country and Blockbuster was like a 30 minute drive. Tried to rent Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn and somehow ended up with this disaster.

I remember my brother asking where the space ships were and that Charlie Sheen drove around in a car or something. That's about it.

 

[Tennessee_ATO]

Maybe you can do a double feature.

Santa and the ice cream bunny followed by a Roger Moore bond flick

You want us to DIE??

Arent you already dead?

touche

there is a special place in hell for a ghost if he dies. Ghosts should not die obviously, but when you string together a series of a certain level of putrid movies it opens up some sort of portal that I prefer not to bother with, thank you very much.

Watch Churchball firstThat will leave you in good standing with the holy one

Never heard of Church Ball until this thread. The stuff I've read are awesome in a horrible way. This sounds like a god-awful movie that I might be able to watch for the ridiculousness of itEDIT: Gary Coleman was in it. I mean, that right there makes it no higher than a 3. And then he made fun of the production, so that maxes it out at a 2.

 

[flapgreen]

But once ever did I leave a theater in the middle of a movie, punching the air in the hope it would voodoopunish all talent involved and in general despair that we had learned so little from the Holocaust as to still allow so many to do so much so badly without someone saying "Stop!". It was Richard Pryor's "The Toy".

whoa

 

[flapgreen]

Worst is subjective, but no movie pisses me off more than Pretty Woman. So ####### stupid on every level, so I'll go with that.

I hate that movie.

 

[flapgreen]

Your "worst" movie choices show that all of you are pansies.

I will pay $20 to the first person who can sit through "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny". THAT'S a trutn you can't handle.

I see I still have no takers.

Never heard if it but the title is terrible

 

[flapgreen]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

My wife likes some old David Bowie movie that I can't stand. Makes me want to peel off my skin and eat it.

 

[flapgreen]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

god you suck so much

That movie is hilarious.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I'm watching Draft Day right now, it's pretty ####### terrible.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

My wife likes some old David Bowie movie that I can't stand. Makes me want to peel off my skin and eat it.

You cant be talking about Labrynth can you?

 

[PatsWillWin]

I'm watching Draft Day right now, it's pretty ####### terrible.

It does not get better.

 

[Insein]

I'm watching Draft Day right now, it's pretty ####### terrible.

Its go time boss.

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm watching Draft Day right now, it's pretty ####### terrible.

I'm a Browns fan and I still don't want to see that. Costner can diaf.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah I watched like 20 minutes and then tried to kill myself with a butter knife.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Yeah I watched like 20 minutes and then tried to kill myself with a butter knife.

Did it work?

 

[Zow]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

Ridiculous.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yeah I watched like 20 minutes and then tried to kill myself with a butter knife.

Did it work?

Still working on it, this wasn't a great plan.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Yeah I watched like 20 minutes and then tried to kill myself with a butter knife.

Did it work?

Still working on it, this wasn't a great plan.

Remember, its down the road, not across the street

 

[flapgreen]

Worst movie I have ever seen? Hmm, I think a better question would be worst movie you have ever seen that most people like. My answer to that would be Inglourious Basterds

My wife likes some old David Bowie movie that I can't stand. Makes me want to peel off my skin and eat it.

You cant be talking about Labrynth can you?

Yeah that's it.

 

[flapgreen]

I'm watching Draft Day right now, it's pretty ####### terrible.

It does not get better.

It does not look good.