Speaking of the Finnish, I ran across this on a Finnish to English website:
Finnglish menu items (These have all been printed, truly. Restaurant names withheld):
Shrimp and crap salad for two
You can have crap on your pizza
Dead snails from Åland in garlic and butter sauce
The **** is recommending today's beef
We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, or well-done
The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce
Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa
Traditional Finnish pee soup
Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are alive
Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes
Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar
Coat cheese and pepper in minced balls