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Who should have to leave? - Weird exchange at work this morning (1 Viewer)

Who should have to leave

  • Guy with the gas

    Votes: 45 63.4%
  • Guy just trying to work and tired of smelling s*** every few minutes

    Votes: 26 36.6%

  • Total voters
    71

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The set up at my office is such that everyone sits at cubicles, and all the offices are strictly used for meeting rooms. I get into work around 6:00, and usually around that time only me one of the other guys on my team, who sits directly behind me, are in the office. Today was no different, I got here a bit before him, unloaded my stuff and walked to grab some coffee, passing him on the way in. After I got back from coffee, as soon as I sat down.. I smelled it. The most rotten, awful smell, the kind that makes you wince, and your eyes water just a bit. I glanced behind me, and John was just working away as if nothing was going on. It passed relatively quickly, didn't linger for too long so I didn't say anything and went about my morning routine. He's only been here about 2 weeks so I havn't figured him out quite yet and didn't know how he would take to me calling attention to the awfulness that is pouring out of him. (Side note - he's one of those guys who proudly sports a college ring, Georgia Tech)

Fast forward about 4 hours and it has been the most miserable morning, everytime I get back from a meeting, or return to my desk, it comes back. I seriously choked one time. It just doesn't stop. Every 10-15 minutes the most heinous smell engulfs me. I finally had had enough, and turned around.

Me - Half laughing, trying to make a joke about it, "John, Jesus man, that is some rotten gas you got going on. I don't know if I can take much more"

John turns around, looks at me with the most serious face, and angrily says, "Look, I've sh** three times this morning already, there's nothing I can do about it, if it's that awful, go book a conference room and work from there"

Then turns around and starts working again.

Completely caught me off guard, I figured he was embarrassed, but didn't expect such an angry response. And especially didn't expect him to insinuate that it is my responsibility to go work somewhere else since he's sh*ting on himself all morning, and I can't take it anymore.

I'm eating lunch now, but have no clue how to handle it when I go back to my desk, except hope the problem has fixed itself. So I ask the FFA - Who's responsibility is it to go work elsewhere in this situation?

 
If you are sick, there should be no reason to go to work, especially if you are contagious. Especially nowadays in the possibility of working from home.

He should go.

p.s. Didn't know you worked with MC Gas Money! ;)

ETA Damn slow typing!!

 
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What kind of office is this?

I would never think to rip farts at a job that I only started 2 weeks ago. Is he following your lead?

 
I voted you should leave, though I don't like the expression "have to leave." More like you choosing to leave, preferably embarassing him profusely as you go.

 
What kind of office is this?

I would never think to rip farts at a job that I only started 2 weeks ago. Is he following your lead?
Yeah, that combined with the seriousness and stubbornness of his response and him already having #### three times suggest something more than cheap whiskey and White Castle last night.

 
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What kind of office is this?

I would never think to rip farts at a job that I only started 2 weeks ago. Is he following your lead?
I assume it's about what every IT office is like. And no, I wait til I'm in the bathroom before I let them go.

 
Just got back to my desk and John isn't here. I was hoping he had left for the day but his bag is still here... :sadbanana:

 
I voted you should leave, though I don't like the expression "have to leave." More like you choosing to leave, preferably embarassing him profusely as you go.
I voted that he should have to leave but with his attitude.......I would go to the boss/booking agent and say that you just can't stand the smell emanating from this guy's cubicle so pleeeeeze let you book a conference room. Then let it work itself out from there.

 
What the heck is wrong with that guy? Both physically and mentally.
He seems like a perfect fit for your overachieving, stereotypical IT guy who desperately wants to tell everyone how awesome he is. I assume Daddy and Mommy have showered him with praise from the get go and he thinks he can do no wrong. Graduated from Georgia Tech with a 4.0 (which he has brought up at least 4 times in the last two weeks). Wears an annoying GT class ring, and seems to always be sticking his hand out so people will notice, just waiting for someone to ask him so he can go off about how great GT is. His parents are some rich folks in Augusta, and he "casually" brings up how many times he has played there and all the great golfers his dad is friends with, and that he's a scratch golfer. And he likes Heineken. Who LIKES Heineken?

 
Calling him out publicly was probably a bit uncool.
No one is around us today, seriously only 5 people on our floor. We're in the middle of a change freeze, so everyone else is on vacation. I used all mine up last month with the birth of my son, so I get to putt around here all month not actually able to do anything. He doesn't have any vacation time yet.

 
I voted you should leave, though I don't like the expression "have to leave." More like you choosing to leave, preferably embarassing him profusely as you go.
I voted that he should have to leave but with his attitude.......I would go to the boss/booking agent and say that you just can't stand the smell emanating from this guy's cubicle so pleeeeeze let you book a conference room. Then let it work itself out from there.
So you want him to tattle? Listen, if you can't work it out like men than you deserve to sit in the stench or tuck tail and run to the safe bosoms of a conference room.

 
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OGG (Other Guy With Gas) needs to seriously consider going home and calling it a sick day, or just change his pants at least, sounds like he sharted.

 
What the heck is wrong with that guy? Both physically and mentally.
He seems like a perfect fit for your overachieving, stereotypical IT guy who desperately wants to tell everyone how awesome he is. I assume Daddy and Mommy have showered him with praise from the get go and he thinks he can do no wrong. Graduated from Georgia Tech with a 4.0 (which he has brought up at least 4 times in the last two weeks). Wears an annoying GT class ring, and seems to always be sticking his hand out so people will notice, just waiting for someone to ask him so he can go off about how great GT is. His parents are some rich folks in Augusta, and he "casually" brings up how many times he has played there and all the great golfers his dad is friends with, and that he's a scratch golfer. And he likes Heineken. Who LIKES Heineken?
You found all this out in two weeks?

He's mad because you just broke up with him.

 
What the heck is wrong with that guy? Both physically and mentally.
He seems like a perfect fit for your overachieving, stereotypical IT guy who desperately wants to tell everyone how awesome he is. I assume Daddy and Mommy have showered him with praise from the get go and he thinks he can do no wrong. Graduated from Georgia Tech with a 4.0 (which he has brought up at least 4 times in the last two weeks). Wears an annoying GT class ring, and seems to always be sticking his hand out so people will notice, just waiting for someone to ask him so he can go off about how great GT is. His parents are some rich folks in Augusta, and he "casually" brings up how many times he has played there and all the great golfers his dad is friends with, and that he's a scratch golfer. And he likes Heineken. Who LIKES Heineken?
You found all this out in two weeks?

He's mad because you just broke up with him.
:shrug: I'm pretty sure I learned all that at lunch the first day he started working here.

 
If you are sick, there should be no reason to go to work, especially if you are contagious. Especially nowadays in the possibility of working from home.

He should go.
side question - is "Extreme Flatulence" an acceptable condition for staying home?

"Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've been farting like crazy and they smell awful, trust me on this, you don't want me around"

 
If you are sick, there should be no reason to go to work, especially if you are contagious. Especially nowadays in the possibility of working from home.

He should go.
side question - is "Extreme Flatulence" an acceptable condition for staying home?

"Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've been farting like crazy and they smell awful, trust me on this, you don't want me around"
If it has ever happened to him, he knows and he approves!

Or you just make something up like "having some issues down south." Maybe a bit tough on a new guy!

 
If you are sick, there should be no reason to go to work, especially if you are contagious. Especially nowadays in the possibility of working from home.

He should go.
side question - is "Extreme Flatulence" an acceptable condition for staying home?

"Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've been farting like crazy and they smell awful, trust me on this, you don't want me around"
If I was the boss in an office setting I would accept it if the employee sought medical attention if it was a chronic issue. I would then monitor what he eats for lunch to see ifhe Iis truly taking the problem serious. If I see him eating things like meatball subs for lunch I would give a verbal warning, then a written and then canned if he wont adopt a proper diet.

I would even be happy to put out a spread of healthy snacks each day for my employees since I would encourage a healthy lifetime. Crudite's and whatnot. If someone has proof of an actually severe bowel disorder and still couldnt control the funk I would have an exhaust fan installed above his desk or move him to the basement.

Maybe hang up a bunch of air fresheners like Se7en.

 

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