Who would win in a hot dog eating contest? (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

 

[squidrope]

Great POLE!

 

[Kanil]

Otis pays off the judges imo.

 

[mquinnjr]

If S&D doesn't win this, the terrorists are winning.

 

[shuke]

VOTIS

 

[Otis]

I gain weight in all the weight loss contests, but don't think I can hang with shuke and GM in terms of pure power and athleticism in eating. When the clock starts, those guys are always just on the brink of eating their own hands. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It's @shuke

 

[kevzilla]

If only we had a thread where dudes ate things and posted it on YouTube....

 

[Brony]

Larry Finkelstein

 

[Tom Servo]

If the answer isn't @shuke then my world needs re-evaluated.

 

[shuke]

If the answer isn't @shuke then my world needs re-evaluated.

I have a small mouth.

 

[AAABatteries]

I have a small mouth.

 

[[icon]]

I have a small mouth.

But it shore is purty 

 

[General Malaise]

I would dominate if the contest were just pure speed, but despite my ample girth, I can't eat a whole lot.  Speed eating, however, I'm untouchable.