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Who would you rather bang? (1 Viewer)

Rosie or Pitt?

  • Rosie O'Donnell

    Votes: 82 65.6%

  • Brad Pitt

    Votes: 43 34.4%
  • Total voters
    125
1 out of 3 here would rather sleep with a very attractive man then an extremely unattractive lady...

More like footballgays.com AMIRITE

 
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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This has to be B... The only way I rethink is if there has to be eye contact.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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This has to be B... The only way I rethink is if there has to be eye contact.
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Exactly. Bags exist.

 
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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Having sex with a headless body might not be completely horrible

 
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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I think the answer is pretty obvious, Hatcher body, Long head, then 69. No looking at the face, no listening to it moan.

 
Sinn Fein said:
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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I think the answer is pretty obvious, Hatcher body, Long head, then 69. No looking at the face, no listening to it moan.
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Wait a minute, you'd get a beej from howie long if you were allowed to go down on teri hatcher? I would think if you're going to get stubble burns on your boys you might at least want to negotiate for a chance to have gavinal intercourse with teri hatchers cooch.
 
I mean, if the question was who would you rather have a 69 with, and you're choosing between eating a sausage or a taco while something happened down south that you don't have to see if you don't want to, then I would understand. Or if it was brad pitt. But howie long? Come on.

 
bostonfred said:
I mean, if the question was who would you rather have a 69 with, and you're choosing between eating a sausage or a taco while something happened down south that you don't have to see if you don't want to, then I would understand. Or if it was brad pitt. But howie long? Come on.
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That is the interesting question....if oral sex was required, how many would that flip to the Rosie side...might get closer to 50-50.

 
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.

 
jon_mx said:
bostonfred said:
I mean, if the question was who would you rather have a 69 with, and you're choosing between eating a sausage or a taco while something happened down south that you don't have to see if you don't want to, then I would understand. Or if it was brad pitt. But howie long? Come on.
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That is the interesting question....if oral sex was required, how many would that flip to the Rosie side...might get closer to 50-50.
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You mean flip AWAY from the Rosie side, right?

 
Zow said:
Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.
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This is the gayest thing I've ever read, and I've seen all of Wet Dream's catalog including several salacious PMs.

 
bostonfred said:
Sinn Fein said:
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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I think the answer is pretty obvious, Hatcher body, Long head, then 69. No looking at the face, no listening to it moan.
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Wait a minute, you'd get a beej from howie long if you were allowed to go down on teri hatcher? I would think if you're going to get stubble burns on your boys you might at least want to negotiate for a chance to have gavinal intercourse with teri hatchers cooch.
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:shrug: a nuts a nut. After that, I don't need/want much else.
 
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.

 
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.
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Extremely doubtful.

 
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.
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Extremely doubtful.
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Sure, if you like ****.

 
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.
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Extremely doubtful.
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Sure, if you like ****.
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We're talking about what he thinks, not me. Way to go, genius.

 
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.
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Extremely doubtful.
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Sure, if you like ****.
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We're talking about what he thinks, not me. Way to go, genius.
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Are you saying you like ****?

 
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Christo said:
mad sweeney said:
Peter North started in gay porn. From what I understand, that used to be somewhat common for male porn stars. Dunno if it still is, despite my efforts at times, I've never gotten to do my lighting crew work in porn of any kind. Anyway, back to Peter. For about 30 years now, he's been having all kinds of devious and fun sex with girls under 25 and he's gotten rich off of it. I would think that most people don't think of Peter as a guy that screwed another man, they see the porn superstar who's had an unendig stream of the hottest whores on the planet. I could easily live with that tradeoff.
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Just before he falls asleep every night, he sees the dudes he ####ed and a single tear runs down his cheek.
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Extremely doubtful.
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Sure, if you like ****.
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We're talking about what he thinks, not me. Way to go, genius.
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Are you saying you like ****?
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Nothing I wrote comes anywhere close to suggesting that. It's extremely baffling how you could even come up with that question, though with the intelligence you've shown in here I guess it shouldn't be. You love to be semantic down to the nitty gritty, so Ill spell it out for you. You said he cries every night thinking about that. All it takes is one night to disprove that statement if we were to use your standards. So actually "extremely doubtful" isn't strong enough. Then you decided to use "you" thus violating another little line you would have jumped on to try and make a semantic little point using 5 words or less probably while you're at it. Now your little question that's supported by absolutely nothing I've written. You should stick to the white trash you rip off to fill out a few legal forms. You probably seem smart to them.

 
offdee said:
This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.
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Howie head and Hatcher body, easily.
 
The only way I'd pick Pitt was if the other choice was a dead Rosie ODonnell.

I'd bang her, what the hell. It would be an angry night, since she must want man meat for some reason.

 
Brad Pitt is definitely more attractive, but I think I'd go with Rosie O'Donnell because if I went with Pitt the balls would really throw me off.

 
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