Who would you rather bang? (1 Viewer)

[Homer J Simpson]

No crazy conditions or anything, just do whatever you want to do. But you have to penetrate to completion in said option's respective box or bung. Lighting can be dim, but you have to see what you're doing.

Go!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Brad running away with 100% of the vote at the moment.

 

[Fennis]

Brad now or Brad when he was pretty like a girl?

 

[Annyong]

Brad now or Brad when he was pretty like a girl?

Vampire Brad?

 

[Zow]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

 

[Zow]

Currently 9-1.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Those are somebody's daughters, guy.

 

[belljr]

can i receive from Brad.... I mean it is Brad Pitt

i envision fight club brad with yellow dish gloves and all

 

[McGarnicle]

I voted Rosie but doubt I could rise to the occasion in either case.

If it was Gabourey Sibide instead of Rosie, this might be a closer call.

 

[Keerock]

Which one has a vag?

 

[Fennis]

Which one has a vag?

the one with the beard

 

[Jewell]

Brad now or Brad when he was pretty like a girl?

Vampire Brad?

"I have come to suck your pud."

 

[Sinn Fein]

How can rosie have any votes here? Vag or no vag, Brad Pitt is the only choice here

 

[McGarnicle]

Also if it was Sean Lee instead of Brad Pitt, then we've really got ourselves a dilemma.

 

[Jewell]

Can I substitute in Mario Lopez for Brad Pitt?

 

[xulf]

Rosie without question. A couple scotch's and we are good to go - 3 minutes and it's over.

 

[Tom Servo]

Do I have to use my own penis or can I borrow someone else?

 

[Keerock]

Rosie without question. A couple scotch's and we are good to go - 3 minutes and it's over.

You sure she could get hard after a couple of scotches?

 

[mr roboto]

If you have a double #### take em both.

 

[Foosball God]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

 

[Fennis]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

still care to bet?

 

[Guest]

People would actually me for banging Pitt. Not so much for O'Donnell.

 

[xulf]

Rosie without question. A couple scotch's and we are good to go - 3 minutes and it's over.

You sure she could get hard after a couple of scotches?

Absolutely. I'm a blue dot master.

 

[Foosball God]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

still care to bet?

Sure, I'll take Homer J.

 

[Fennis]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

still care to bet?

Sure, I'll take Homer J.

Damn it!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Brad now or Brad when he was pretty like a girl?

You saying Brad isn't pretty?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

B-Deep's options would have been

-Pitt

-Timberlake

-Neither. I'm gay.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

still care to bet?

Sure, I'll take Homer J.

Damn it!

Not sure which one to go with here.

Bet I can get you gambling again by the end of the day...I don't know how, but I'm gonna do it.

or

19...hit me...20...hit me...21...hit me...22...D'OH!

I'll let you know what I decide.

 

[Guest]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

B-Deep's options would have been

-Pitt

-Timberlake

-Neither. I'm gay.

Don't leave out the Biebs.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

So, when you guys get drunk at a bar, you pick up a good looking dude over banging some fat pig "woman"? I may have underestimated the membership here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

So gay.

 

[quickhands]

i would choose brad pitt, but i wouldn't like it. and i'd just lay their and cry.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

So gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaNeYGZbCyw&list=PL6DF171B95EE7B904&index=8

 

[Sarnoff]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

I preferred it when you were repressing your latent homosexuality.

 

[Raider Nation]

Interesting question.

I'd probably lay the wood to Rosie, then close my eyes and pretend she is Brad Pitt.

 

[Fennis]

If I had to make a bet about who would start a poll like this I would have bet it all on B-Deep.

still care to bet?

Sure, I'll take Homer J.

Damn it!

Not sure which one to go with here.

Bet I can get you gambling again by the end of the day...I don't know how, but I'm gonna do it.

or

19...hit me...20...hit me...21...hit me...22...D'OH!

I'll let you know what I decide.

Gambling makes a good thing even better.

Spoiler

Lisa: "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?" Homer: "You like ice cream, don't you." Lisa: "Yes." Homer: "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things." Lisa: "So gambling makes a good thing even better." Homer: "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Interesting question.

I'd probably lay the wood to Rosie, then close my eyes and pretend she is Brad Pitt.

 

[Zow]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

So gay.

Bigot

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

So gay.

Bigot

QUIT TAKING AWAY MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!!

 

[Zow]

Can Rosie wear her League of Their Own baseball uniform? Since I love baseball, that may be enough to get me there.

Sorry Brad, you're no Brady Quinn.

So gay.

Bigot

QUIT TAKING AWAY MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!!

Just trying to liberalize America and take all the power away from hard-working (white) people.

 

[B-Deep]

I envision Troy Brad...

all glistening and awesome

 

[Sinn Fein]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

 

[Zow]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

There is no requirement that you tell anyone.

 

[Sinn Fein]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

There is no requirement that you tell anyone.

If I #### Brad Pitt, you can be certain that I will tell everyone.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

There is no requirement that you tell anyone.

Pretty sure I'm making that a requirement.

 

[B-Deep]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

There is no requirement that you tell anyone.

If I #### Brad Pitt, you can be certain that I will tell everyone.

hell yeah!

THAT'S an ice breaker

or a mic dropper depending on the delivery

 

[Zow]

When you tell people you banged Brad Pitt, the women will all drool, and the men will silently nod in approval, and everyone will want details.

When you tell people you banged Rosie O'Donnell, everyone will throw-up a little in their mouths and quickly change the subject. Even the lesbians will wonder why you hate yourself.

There is no requirement that you tell anyone.

Pretty sure I'm making that a requirement.

Interesting. I may choose Brad Pitt then and opt to tell the story, at least initially, only to TMZ in exchange for boatloads of cash.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've heard that when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they had sex with.

Therefore

Sex with Brad Pitt = Sexy time with Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie

Sex with Rosie O'Donnell = Sexy time with Chaz Bono (unconfirmed)

(actually true)

 

[offdee]

This reminds me of back when Howie Long and Teri Hatcher were doing Radio Shack commercials together. Friend and I would argue over the dilemma of would you rather...

A) Teri Hatcher head with a Howie Long body

B) Howie Long head with Teri Hatcher body

The voice and moans while doing it would be whatever head is chosen. To this day, I'm still not sure what I would choose.

 

[Raider Nation]