Why do we keep putting up with the South? (9 Viewers)

[mr roboto]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

 

[NCCommish]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought the Conferadacy hated DC? Now you guys claiming it as your own?

 

[dgreen]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We have Marion Barry. Usually that's a negative, but I think it works here.

 

[Greggity]

You South guys excited to have Peens on your side?!



(MOP counts as well, no?)

Peens just gave a the south a huge boost on who is more handsome.....

 

[mr roboto]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

 

[dgreen]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

Sorry, this was all decided pages ago. Otis left it to others to draw the lines and we did.

 

[Henry Ford]

I thought the Conferadacy hated DC? Now you guys claiming it as your own?

We're on the march, Aaron. It can't be stopped.

 

[Slapdash]

Yes guys, way to dispel the myth that the South old racist.

Says the guy who thought we couldn't get past the South Side of Chicago.

That's not racist, that's just the truth.

#ThingsRacistPeopleSay

 

[mr roboto]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

Sorry, this was all decided pages ago. Otis left it to others to draw the lines and we did.

'others' = southerners. Oh, got it.

 

[Henry Ford]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

Sorry, this was all decided pages ago. Otis left it to others to draw the lines and we did.

'others' = southerners. Oh, got it.

Just get back on your iPhone, Northerner. It'll all be over soon.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought the Conferadacy hated DC? Now you guys claiming it as your own?

We're on the march, Aaron. It can't be stopped.

is Canada going to be burned to the ground, or is it still safe there?

 

[mr roboto]

Each side gets to disown a state. It doesn't go to the other side, it's just removed from consideration.

Go.

 

[Todd Andrews]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

Sorry, this was all decided pages ago. Otis left it to others to draw the lines and we did.

No, DC and Maryland are not South. YOU LIE!!

 

[dgreen]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

Sorry, this was all decided pages ago. Otis left it to others to draw the lines and we did.

'others' = southerners. Oh, got it.

Hey, if North is so awesome, you won't miss them. We were led to believe that NYC can win this all on their own.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

 

[Henry Ford]

I thought the Conferadacy hated DC? Now you guys claiming it as your own?

We're on the march, Aaron. It can't be stopped.

is Canada going to be burned to the ground, or is it still safe there?

Canada is going to be fine. We'll share some poutine and chicken fried steak and laugh about this.

 

[Henry Ford]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

 

[dgreen]

Is the South claiming poutine? I thought that was a Maine thing. Or are we just sharing after we take over Maine?

 

[Politician Spock]

Well, now that the south owns the north, the south is now the best. They weren't before, but problem solved.

 

[Henry Ford]

Is the South claiming poutine? I thought that was a Maine thing. Or are we just sharing after we take over Maine?

I believe it's a French Canadian thing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is the South claiming poutine? I thought that was a Maine thing. Or are we just sharing after we take over Maine?

Maine thing?

Is Maine in Quebec now?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Well, now that the south owns the north, the south is now the best. They weren't before, but problem solved.

that really escalated quickly

 

[Henry Ford]

Well, now that the south owns the north, the south is now the best. They weren't before, but problem solved.

It does put us in a predicament, because now I hate the North part of the South.

 

[dgreen]

Is the South claiming poutine? I thought that was a Maine thing. Or are we just sharing after we take over Maine?

Maine thing?Is Maine in Quebec now?

Almost.

 

[Politician Spock]

Well, now that the south owns the north, the south is now the best. They weren't before, but problem solved.

that really escalated quickly

It's a viral internet civil war. I blame Mark Zuckerberg. In fact, I hear he is the front runner for King of this new country.

 

[NCCommish]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

Well couldn't a couch on the front porch suffice? Some of these folks up north don't even drive.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is the South claiming poutine? I thought that was a Maine thing. Or are we just sharing after we take over Maine?

Maine thing?

Is Maine in Quebec now?

I just checked. No. It's not.

 

[Henry Ford]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

Well couldn't a couch on the front porch suffice? Some of these folks up north don't even drive.

Couch on the front lawn.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

An 86 Honda? Who am I? Rockefeller?

 

[Politician Spock]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

Well couldn't a couch on the front porch suffice? Some of these folks up north don't even drive.

Only when combined with a washing machine. There's a couch on the porch of every fraternity house here already.

 

[NCCommish]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

Well couldn't a couch on the front porch suffice? Some of these folks up north don't even drive.

Only when combined with a washing machine. There's a couch on the porch of every fraternity house here already.

Good point.

 

[Henry Ford]

I, for one, welcome our new southern overlords.

You can signal your acceptance of this new regime by putting a 1986 Honda on blocks in your front yard and removing the engine.

Well couldn't a couch on the front porch suffice? Some of these folks up north don't even drive.

Only when combined with a washing machine. There's a couch on the porch of every fraternity house here already.

Excellent point. My neighbor put a washing machine on his porch three months ago, and it's still there.

 

[mr roboto]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

 

[Politician Spock]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

As a northerner, I have to disagree. The best strategy to sack Chicago is to fan the fire of the south side to the point of riots. The city implodes while the southern forces eat Steak & Shake in Gary, Indiana. Then it's just a matter of clean up.

 

[Henry Ford]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

As a northerner, I have to disagree. The best strategy to sack Chicago is to fan the fire of the south side to the point of riots. The city implodes while the southern forces eat Steak & Shake in Gary, Indiana. Then it's just a matter of clean up.

And this is why I need Ray Nagin.

 

[NCCommish]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

As a northerner, I have to disagree. The best strategy to sack Chicago is to fan the fire of the south side to the point of riots. The city implodes while the southern forces eat Steak & Shake in Gary, Indiana. Then it's just a matter of clean up.

And this is why I need Ray Nagin.

Isn't he in a Louisiana jail? We can get him out for a little work release I am sure.

 

[Henry Ford]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

As a northerner, I have to disagree. The best strategy to sack Chicago is to fan the fire of the south side to the point of riots. The city implodes while the southern forces eat Steak & Shake in Gary, Indiana. Then it's just a matter of clean up.

And this is why I need Ray Nagin.

Isn't he in a Louisiana jail? We can get him out for a little work release I am sure.

Exactly. Although I don't think he goes to prison for a month or two.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Can we be annexed by southern Ontario rather than being in "the north"? Cause I'd probably choose that option.

 

[Henry Ford]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

If I were you, I'd just try to keep my head down and do my time. Everyone's going to eventually realize you gave us Illinois to start this whole thing.

 

[NCCommish]

Seriously though, if you were to try and invade Chicago, you would want to come in through Wisconsin. Wisconsin wouldn't put up much of a fight because they hate Chicago, and the north suburbs and the north side of the city are probably too busy working and spending all their money to put up much resistance.

As a northerner, I have to disagree. The best strategy to sack Chicago is to fan the fire of the south side to the point of riots. The city implodes while the southern forces eat Steak & Shake in Gary, Indiana. Then it's just a matter of clean up.

And this is why I need Ray Nagin.

Isn't he in a Louisiana jail? We can get him out for a little work release I am sure.

Exactly. Although I don't think he goes to prison for a month or two.

Well even better. We get to use him for a bit then we stick his butt in jail because well he deserves it.

 

[mr roboto]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

If I were you, I'd just try to keep my head down and do my time. Everyone's going to eventually realize you gave us Illinois to start this whole thing.

You sure you want crippling debt?

 

[NCCommish]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

If I were you, I'd just try to keep my head down and do my time. Everyone's going to eventually realize you gave us Illinois to start this whole thing.

That was an early domino.

 

[Henry Ford]

South side has Louis Farrakhan and Obama. South probably loves those guys. Bill Ayers too!

We already got DC so this is redundant.

No way in hell.

We get Virginia we get DC.

Take Virginia. DC and MD are north.

If I were you, I'd just try to keep my head down and do my time. Everyone's going to eventually realize you gave us Illinois to start this whole thing.

You sure you want crippling debt?

We do not recognize the existing debt of our new territory... err... North Missouri.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Lots of crime in Chicago. Does the South really want that kind of responsibility?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Has it been decided who would get New Jersey? It matters as to whom I support in this coming icivil war.

 

[dgreen]

Lots of crime in Chicago. Does the South really want that kind of responsibility?

So now the North is trying to make it sound like losing Chicago is a win for them?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Lots of crime in Chicago. Does the South really want that kind of responsibility?

So now the North is trying to make it sound like losing Chicago is a win for them?

I thought Sheik was a Southerner. Maybe he's having buyer's remorse?

 

[dgreen]

Lots of crime in Chicago. Does the South really want that kind of responsibility?

So now the North is trying to make it sound like losing Chicago is a win for them?

I thought Sheik was a Southerner. Maybe he's having buyer's remorse?

Aaron just gave us Pennsylvania.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Can we do something about PA? As they say, Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by Arkansas.