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Why do we keep putting up with the South? (2 Viewers)

Has it been decided who would get New Jersey? It matters as to whom I support in this coming icivil war.
I think you guys are kind of stuck with the NY guys. Sorry GB. But hey if you guys just surrender now we'll have you on over for a nice BBQ and some peach brandy.

 
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Can we do something about PA? As they say, Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by Arkansas.
Aaron seems to have solved this for you.
I meant the collective we. I'm not a northerner, I've been annexed by Canada. I'm just an innocent bystander wearing flannel and guzzling Labatt Blue.
Well let's let the dust settle and then we can work something out I'm sure.
We could move Detroit to Central Pennsylvania.

 
IF the North gets New Jersey consider me a rebel spy.

I will take payment in BBQ, girls from Miami, and Fat Tuesday tickets to pretty much anything. Oh, and I want a house in Okracoke. I'm easy.

 
I think this Sheik is up to something. Not sure how he gets to speak for all the North when he was drilling oil and eating grits not too long ago.

 
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Can we do something about PA? As they say, Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by Arkansas.
Aaron seems to have solved this for you.
I meant the collective we. I'm not a northerner, I've been annexed by Canada. I'm just an innocent bystander wearing flannel and guzzling Labatt Blue.
Well let's let the dust settle and then we can work something out I'm sure.
We could move Detroit to Central Pennsylvania.
Seems fair.

 
Can we do something about PA? As they say, Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by Arkansas.
Aaron seems to have solved this for you.
I meant the collective we. I'm not a northerner, I've been annexed by Canada. I'm just an innocent bystander wearing flannel and guzzling Labatt Blue.
Well let's let the dust settle and then we can work something out I'm sure.
We could move Detroit to Central Pennsylvania.
Seems fair.
Half of Detroit is already abandoned. That'll save a lot on shipping costs.

 
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Can we do something about PA? As they say, Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia separated by Arkansas.
Aaron seems to have solved this for you.
I meant the collective we. I'm not a northerner, I've been annexed by Canada. I'm just an innocent bystander wearing flannel and guzzling Labatt Blue.
Well let's let the dust settle and then we can work something out I'm sure.
We could move Detroit to Central Pennsylvania.
Seems fair.
Trenton would fit there too. It's like Detroit East.

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.
We all lived in the SF Bay Area which is one of the best places to live in the country and has been rated as such many times. Sorry we weren't all collectively enthused about the prospect of moving to Huntsville, Alabama. Also, this was 10 years ago.

 
By the way, everyone I work with who is from the south -- and there are many -- are incredibly anti-semitic. I'm not Jewish, but it's astounding how ignorant these people are, and how willing they are to say things out loud.
Maybe you just work with a bunch of #######s.

 
By the way, everyone I work with who is from the south -- and there are many -- are incredibly anti-semitic. I'm not Jewish, but it's astounding how ignorant these people are, and how willing they are to say things out loud.
Maybe you just work with a bunch of #######s.
No maybe about it. We don't play that in this company. I don't put up with that kind of crap and this is a right to fire state so I don't have to.

 
IF the North gets New Jersey consider me a rebel spy.

I will take payment in BBQ, girls from Miami, and Fat Tuesday tickets to pretty much anything. Oh, and I want a house in Okracoke. I'm easy.
WTF is a Fat Tuesday ticket?
Governor Christie likes to setup his own speed trap on Tuesdays. Gives him a chance to interact with the public. It's kind of an honor to get nailed by him.

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.
We all lived in the SF Bay Area which is one of the best places to live in the country and has been rated as such many times. Sorry we weren't all collectively enthused about the prospect of moving to Huntsville, Alabama. Also, this was 10 years ago.
Just pointing out the fact you're talking out of your ###. :thumbup:

 
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IF the North gets New Jersey consider me a rebel spy.

I will take payment in BBQ, girls from Miami, and Fat Tuesday tickets to pretty much anything. Oh, and I want a house in Okracoke. I'm easy.
WTF is a Fat Tuesday ticket?
Governor Christie likes to setup his own speed trap on Tuesdays. Gives him a chance to interact with the public. It's kind of an honor to get nailed by him.
Wait. Is "speed trap" a euphemism? :confused:

 
IF the North gets New Jersey consider me a rebel spy.

I will take payment in BBQ, girls from Miami, and Fat Tuesday tickets to pretty much anything. Oh, and I want a house in Okracoke. I'm easy.
WTF is a Fat Tuesday ticket?
Governor Christie likes to setup his own speed trap on Tuesdays. Gives him a chance to interact with the public. It's kind of an honor to get nailed by him.
:lmao: at Fat Tuesday

 
IF the North gets New Jersey consider me a rebel spy.

I will take payment in BBQ, girls from Miami, and Fat Tuesday tickets to pretty much anything. Oh, and I want a house in Okracoke. I'm easy.
WTF is a Fat Tuesday ticket?
If there is some kind of super top secret manner or payment needed to get into a certain place - I just call it all a ticket.
And I was typing real fast. Client got arrested today and its taking up a lot of my otherwise important time here.

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.
We all lived in the SF Bay Area which is one of the best places to live in the country and has been rated as such many times. Sorry we weren't all collectively enthused about the prospect of moving to Huntsville, Alabama. Also, this was 10 years ago.
Just pointing out the fact you're talking out of your ###. :thumbup:
sorry I disrespected your city bro

 
Can I get a Cliff's Notes on the past 5 pages or so? Did anybody win yet?
People criticize me for making dumb threads, but this one is a real gem.
Yeah, someone should talk to Scoresman about that. Then again, it is 21 pages long. Dumb or not, The People like it.
Sad commentary on the status of the FFA. Especially with regard to those who actually take it seriously.

 
Can I get a Cliff's Notes on the past 5 pages or so? Did anybody win yet?
A couple of your guys went off the reservation and gave us Illinois and Pennsylvania. No more Chicago for you.
Wow the wheels really are coming off huh. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
They need their general. Henry has been in here guiding the troops masterfully. Heck we are even in talks for a NJ surrender. We are practically knocking on Rob Fords door.

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.
We all lived in the SF Bay Area which is one of the best places to live in the country and has been rated as such many times. Sorry we weren't all collectively enthused about the prospect of moving to Huntsville, Alabama. Also, this was 10 years ago.
Just pointing out the fact you're talking out of your ###. :thumbup:
sorry I disrespected your city bro
Ffffffrisco is probably one of the last places id ever live. Sorry i disrespected your city bro.....

 
interesting that a guy with 'NORTH' in his username identifies so strongly with the SOUTH. You can't even get along with the Southern part of Carolina.

 
where would Peens fit in better? San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, Palo Alto, Silicon Valley? So many choices.

 
Can I get a Cliff's Notes on the past 5 pages or so? Did anybody win yet?
A couple of your guys went off the reservation and gave us Illinois and Pennsylvania. No more Chicago for you.
Wow the wheels really are coming off huh. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
They need their general. Henry has been in here guiding the troops masterfully. Heck we are even in talks for a NJ surrender. We are practically knocking on Rob Fords door.
And we all know he's a formality when he learns about the south's propensity for creation of meth labs and crack houses :thumbup:

 
There is a non-zero chance that my job could move our family from the Midwest to around Birmingham. I'm terrified; just on the hit my kids would take on education alone.

Talk me out of smashing my car into a bridge abutment just so they can collect life-insurance and stay north. :X
Find a new job?

I had a job that tried to move everyone to Huntsville. Only about 5% of a staff of 200 made the move, everyone else quit or found another local project. They tried like hell to get more retention than that. The PM even put real estate books in the lunch room to show us how low home prices out there were. :lmao:
I live in a suburb of Huntsville. Our town of 45k has an avg median family income of over $110k and 60% (national avg of 25%) of the population has at least at bachelor's degree. Add that in with a cheap cost of living, and I'm pretty sure you don't what the hell you're talking about in regards to Huntsville.
We all lived in the SF Bay Area which is one of the best places to live in the country and has been rated as such many times. Sorry we weren't all collectively enthused about the prospect of moving to Huntsville, Alabama. Also, this was 10 years ago.
Just pointing out the fact you're talking out of your ###. :thumbup:
sorry I disrespected your city bro
Ffffffrisco is probably one of the last places id ever live. Sorry i disrespected your city bro.....
Your loss.

 

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