From TMQ: Theres also a GREAT photo of manning holding the Chargers jersey with a constipated look on his face.
Doc, the Chargers Made Me Rich and Famous ... It's So Depressing
The current book by yours truly, The Progress Paradox: Why Life Gets Better While People Feel Worse, concerns in part the wisdom in the Jacques Brel song that asked: "Sons of the rich, sons of the saint, where is the child without complaint?" Even as living standards, lifespan and education levels continue to rise, people keep finding new things to become unhappy about. Really, you should read The Progress Paradox, though it says nothing about football, mega-babes or space aliens. You can buy it here.
That's not a prison uniform, Eli.
I thought of the question "where is the child without complaint?" as I watched Eli Manning hear his name called by the San Diego Chargers on Saturday. Manning walked to the podium as if he was being marched to execution; he took the Bolts cap as if being handed the poison Socrates drank; he looked totally miserable, and he had just been named the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft!
Ten of thousands of football players would have given anything to trade places with Manning, and would have kissed that San Diego cap, TMQ can assure you. Tens of millions -- if not hundreds of millions -- of people would have given anything to experience the moment in the sun Manning was being offered -- wealth, fame, publicity, glory. Yet his response was to feel sorry for himself.
Maybe this tells us Manning is a spoiled brat who can't take it unless everything, every last little thing, goes exactly his way. Maybe Manning's quaking grimace shows that he has no heart, that he was afraid to sign with a weak team and struggle for a few years -- as his brother Peyton did when he gladly accepted the helmet of the Colts, who were weak when they drafted him. Maybe Eli's contorted face meant he was confused by the shower of boos from the New York hometown draftniks at the Garden, since it was unclear whether they were booing him or booing the Giants' failure, at that point, to trade for him.
Or maybe it shows Manning is blinded by dollar signs. From either the Chargers or the Giants, Manning would get about the same initial signing bonus of $15 million or so; but his advertising and marketing income will be much higher in New York City, center of the hype universe, than in San Diego. If he did that whole public self-pity routine because he was thinking a check for $15 million isn't enough, what does that tell you about the modern American insistence on focusing on things to complain about rather than things to feel grateful for?