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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

90% sure he's dead at this point and she's already gotten his organs to the black market.  Good for me though, been waiting on that new liver forever!

 
pantherclub said:
I cannot believe 2 40+ year olds are texting like a couple of middle schoolers. 
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Really? I think it's one of the greatest inventions ever. You respond when you can/want. You can say things that may be embarrassing/uncomfortable easier in text. My dad texts me more than calls and he's much older than 40..

 
honky kong said:
I'm sure I am in the minority here, but didn't he say earlier that there was still some substantial baggage that he felt she needed to unload? Given this situation (kids, neighbors, etc), I think it could be a huge mistake to plow on through and then find out that her remaining baggage is a dealbreaker. Even worse would be to overlook something that would've been a problem for him had he not already banged her.
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Yeah, huge mistake to have sex with Marisa Beckinsale because it might not work out.

 
TLEF316 said:
Footage of their next "date".....

Seriously though, life is way too short to spend 1/2 your day analyzing what text messages "really mean" and playing games. (that nonsense should be over when you're like 25) At this point, she's already decided whether she's ever going to sleep with you. She's obviously got other things on her mind with all the baggage, but she has still made the decision in her head.

Obviously you don't want to come off as some super aggressive ####### with some "So are we gonna ####, or not?!" ultimatum, but its time to lay the cards on the table. You're into her, enjoy spending time with her and would like to take the next step. If she's not ready for that or just not into you, at least you'll know.

Or you could just keep going down this path, and tomorrow we'll be analyzing the specifics of a hug for what it "means" (Hand placement, breathing patterns, how many "Mississippi's" it went on for, etc) 
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Oh my. Some of you just really don't get the situation here.. sigh

 
I don't have time to read through all of this.

she texted something about needing a hug yesterday... what's happened since then?

lemme rephrase: what has actually happened since then

 
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cstu said:
Yeah, huge mistake to have sex with Marisa Beckinsale because it might not work out.
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Yeah, not really my point. He's already said he's not just looking for a hookup with her and everyone is aware of the proximity and kids factor. My point is that if it doesn't work out, there is way more potential here for problems than there would be if he just met some chick on the internet that was hot and wanted to bang him.

 
El Floppo said:
I don't have time to read through all of this.

she texted something about needing a hug yesterday... what's happened since then?

lemme rephrase: what has actually happened since then
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That was the cliff hanger.  Still no update. He is slow playing us just like her. 

 
My guess: NRJ sent over his child, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

Left at the doorstep was a Huggie flavored water beverage leftover in the fridge from Halloween 2014 with a note saying.

"Dearest Marisa, Huggies always go down smooth. Cheers. xoxo NRJ"

 
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fruity pebbles said:
Also since she brought it up much later and out of the blue, she's was thinking about that "hug" all day. Thats not friend stuff.
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I still think she's not for sure what to do here though it is looking good for the OP. She needs to end one life for good before she's really thinking about what's happening here--- imo. I also agree with whoever brought up the transitional thing. While it doesn't look that way right now, she doesn't know, let alone him and the rest of us. Why the long wait is the million $ question here. Was she hoping he'd reconsider and be back in their lives?

 
CurlyNight said:
I still think she's not for sure what to do here though it is looking good for the OP. She needs to end one life for good before she's really thinking about what's happening here--- imo. I also agree with whoever brought up the transitional thing. While it doesn't look that way right now, she doesn't know, let alone him and the rest of us. Why the long wait is the million $ question here. Was she hoping he'd reconsider and be back in their lives?
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Shouldn't you be over at JimmyChooChat or something? 

 
fruity pebbles said:
Also since she brought it up much later and out of the blue, she's was thinking about that "hug" all day. Thats not friend stuff.
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:goodposting:   EXACTLY my thought (as well as my initial goal, when I told her that :bowtie:  ) when I read that. 

playin4beer said:
Ask her why it has to be out of terrible judgment to hug you...  That's the part I don't get..  
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Pretty sure she was just being cutesy with her reply. Part of the playful flirting and back and forth we've had going. I see that it sounds strange out of context, but it wasn't as awkward as it reads in that standalone quote. 

OK, working on the update...give me a few

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:goodposting:   EXACTLY my thought (as well as my initial goal, when I told her that :bowtie:  ) when I read that. 

Pretty sure she was just being cutesy with her reply. Part of the playful flirting and back and forth we've had going. I see that it sounds strange out of context, but it wasn't as awkward as it reads in that standalone quote. 

OK, working on the update...give me a few
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A few seconds have been granted.  C'mon man, hurry up!!

WE NEED YOU ON THAT WALL!

 
Prediction:

NSJ returns the text with something like: "Not inappropriate at all.  Anytime you want."

He got no action or physical contact though but there was a lot of flirty (but undisclosed) exchanges post the above response.

 
chet said:
Prediction:

NSJ returns the text with something like: "Not inappropriate at all.  Anytime you want."

He got no action or physical contact though but there was a lot of flirty (but undisclosed) exchanges post the above response.
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How can you people keep saying he got no action?!

• His calf brushed her knee when we walked past her to sit down at Gator's Java Hut
• His hand touched hers when he handed her the plate of food at the cookout.
• PLUS she probably touched those half dollars when the kids were done with them... and that's as good as holding hands in my book. 

EDIT: He didn't wash her cookout fork before using the next day for lunch either... Boom. Saliva exchanged. Deal Sealed. 

 
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chet said:
The only excuse for him not updating this thread is that he's knee deep in ##### RIGHT NOW.
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That happens when women give birth.  She should have gotten a "husband's knot" after her episiotomy and then have been doing her Kegel exercises.  Just a shame.

 
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Also, if they have some sexy time and it doesn't work out, no problem, that is what hedges are made for.  I understand they have some very rapid grow varieties now.  I say the Colonel goes for gold and if it doesn't work out he sees what kind of green thumb he may have, and yes, by green thumb I do mean new venereal diseases which will cause him all sorts of pain when he is out planting that new hedge which may or may not grow.

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
That happens when women give birth.  She should have gotten a "husband's knot" after her episiotomy and then have been doing her Kegel exercises.  Just a shame.
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Oh man you are so lucky almost no chicks read this board...

 
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James Daulton said:
Oh man you are so lucky almost no chicks read these boards...
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Me!  It was Chet suggested the Colonel might have his foot and lower leg up in thar due to her "relaxed" condition.  I mean I've heard of fisting, but "footing"?  I think Chet may be a freak, hell, a super freak.

 
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:hands out vomit bags in advance: 

NRJ: I vote no on inappropriate. I'm a fan of hugs

M: K me too.

NRJ: " :thumbup:  "

...random few messages over the span of 15 minutes or so...

M: so if you happen to "need something out of your truck" and feel like I a hug I will come hug you very quickly? Yes? Ok deal. 

M: it's just a rare one time request, bc I especially need one.

NRJ (grinning like the ####### Cheshire cat): Haha yes. Deal. When?

M: Now? Just tell me

NRJ: OK. Yep. 

My kids are still up, but making preparations for bed, but still milling around the house.  My son is doing his nightly routine of shooting a few free throws on the Nerf hoop after brushing his teeth, so he's making all kinds of racket inside. I slip out onto the porch, and she's headed towards my house, through the yard. She says "heyyyy" and I meet her at the bottom of my steps. She grabs my shoulders and pulls me in, pressing her chest against mine tightly, and wrapping her arms around me. So I wrap mine around her as well and we just stand there for about 30 seconds, not saying a word, just soaking it in. About that time, my son shot a brick apparently and it bounced off the window/blinds, and scared the #### out of Marissa and I. We both jumped, thinking we were busted, then we started laughing. She quickly turned and tiptoed back to her yard, and I went back in and got the kids in bed, and they were none the wiser. 

NRJ: Damn kids.

M: Lol. Good hug. Thank you.

NRJ: Agreed. And thank you. 

M: anytime!

....mostly randomness, but I did work in a "that was not my best hug effort" and she insisted she liked it regardless...

M: Well I desperately needed a hug

NRJ: *nods* I thought so

M: You needed one too you just didn't know it ;)  

NRJ: I think you may be right

....M explains why she needed a hug (I will not disclose why here), I say I understand and glad I was able to help her out...

M: Me too. You have to initiate the next one though.

NRJ: I pretty much initiated that one hours ago didn't I? ( :bowtie:  )

M: well sort of, but I came up with the plan to actually make it happen

NRJ: yes you did

NRJ: Perhaps, theoretically, say I left something ELSE in my truck and had to go get it in a little while?

M: LOL what is a little while?

NRJ: Any time between right now and when I (you) go to bed?

NRJ: I mean my schedule is pretty wide open from not to bedtime. 

NRJ: Theoretically

M: How about right now? 

NRJ: :yes:  

This time, I wait for her to come all the way to my porch. She greets me again, and she kind of slithered up next to me and slinked her arms around me and laid her head on my shoulder/neck area and just sighed a long deep breath. She seemed content. I was definitely content. On the offdee quivalent of a hugs scale, it was a 9.5. it definitely felt "right" and it definitely felt like more than a friendly hug. 

Now, I'm sure I just opened myself up for some laughs and critique of my replies, but I posted the texts above just to give you an idea of her personality that I've gotten to know and probably haven't conveyed through my posts. She's very quick-witted and funny and gives me #### right back if I give her ####. I dig that in a chick. We have played very well off of each other thus far, I think. 

She did offer that she hoped it wasn't too much and she is just very physically affectionate. I told her it was most definitely not too much. She says it's kind of a delicate situation, being as she lives right next door and she didn't want to make things awkward. I agreed and said there was no awkwardness from my point of view, with which she agreed. --so

basically she's on the same page I am, I feel. Just proceeding with extreme caution, which I am fine with. I'm being cautious as well. There's a lot at stake here for all involved.  

There has been discussion of said hug this morning, and the analysis is good. Early prognosis is also good for future endeavors. No specific plans made just yet, but I'd expect that to be in the mix very soon. 

I don't know where it'll end up, or how fast, but it's absolutely been a much-needed fun couple of weeks for me, so I look forward to what lies ahead. So I understand if anyone or everyone wants to tap out of this thread now, but I can guaran-### ####-tee you it's not a fishing trip.  I appreciate the advice (well, most of it) and well-wishes, and the entertainment you SOBs have provided. :thumbup:  

As you were, men (and women). 

 
I'd have to say, if you guys didn't live near each other it'd be on. I think there is a lot of mutual interest going on here but treading lightly will likely be best case for everyone. 

Much to the chagrin of the rest of us deviants.

 
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