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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

Don't Toews Me said:
First time I've ever seen a neck tattoo today. 

Pretty hot girl I saw had the tattoo of the roman numeral number "2" on the back of her neck. 

Reminded me of this back of the neck tattoo girl that NRJ is chasing. Never saw one before. 
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I wish I lived where you live...

 
Neighbor has been woo'd. Mission Accomplished. 

No need to rush into things, hope it all works out long term.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
this is absolutely correct

I don't care if it's a ####### Saints t-shirt, hugging her and not kissing her because I didn't ####### feel like it, or whatever else, if one is not being himself, it's a setup for failure anyway you slice it. 
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Slice how, like swiss cheese? Or more of a smoked gouda? BIG mistake if its Swiss

 
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Nathan R. Jessep said:
You'll just have to trust me when I say that's not the case. She text me almost immediately when she got back inside and settled. 

Believe me, I was thinking about kissing her WHILE I was holding her in my arms, and as I have already stated once since the last big update, I was reading her body language and made the decision based strictly upon that, not upon her text message, as the repliers here are doing. 

The circumstances of what led up to the hugs in the first place (the first, and then more for the second) dictated some in the situation also. Again, not something that would be read here and figured into the decision, and I fully realize that. 

I understand to many, or all, it looks like I "denied" her, but it just didn't go down exactly like that. I realize there is also some blame to be placed upon the writers! ;)  

Thank you for the always thoughtful responses, DW. Preciate it, GB.
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While I don't think she's wondering if you're gay or she feels undesirable, I think DW's right that she's confused now.  You've given some mixed signals.  She opened the door very widely and you didn't walk through.

A basic fact of life is that people don't generally "need hugs."  Nor, especially, do they need them from people they barely know, late at night.  I don't believe there's any way she "needed" that second hug and it was as clear a signal as she could give while still wanting not to make herself vulnerable to rejection if she had misread your cues.  As mentioned, she's likely confused by the apparent interest but the lack of movement yet.  You might not have known her long but you've spent concentrated time together, and she's ready to move to the next step.

You seem to be handling all this extremely well given the results, much better than if you'd taken a lot of the advice in here (as an aside, if you, as stated in your last long post, are not seeking help, you might wish to change the thread title).  And you seem like a genuinely good guy to boot - they do not always finish last no matter what some might tell you.  I'm just not going to act like that second "hug" wasn't meant to be more for her.  It was.  You'll have other opportunities, though. :thumbup:

 
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I can't recall if you mentioned it but how big is her rack?  When she hugged you did she intentionally smash them into your chest?

 
Kafka said:
I wish I lived where you live...
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Maybe I should create a spin off thread of NRJ's. 

"Hot girl, back of the neck tattoo, seems like she needs a man in her life..."

A sequel to the Colonel's ongoing saga! Am I Kaffee, Kendrick, or Markinson in the sequel?

No doubt this girl has a tramp stamp though. If she doesn't, I'd advise her to go get one because it'd fit her personality...

Anyways, back to the good Colonel....

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I get it, You're an alpha male. You can beat your chest and stereotype me all you want with the bits of information I have chosen to share. I don't care, because you don't know me. I know that I'm kind, I'm confident, and I'm a great father to my kids. I know exactly what I bring to the table. I'm letting her know what I bring to the table while seeing what she, herself,  brings to the table. I'm willing to let it play out, rather than rush in, cause drama for my kids (and hers) over what would essentially be a fling if there weren't more substance there between us. I'm looking for more than a fling here. I don't know what it will be, but I like where it's headed so far.

I started this thread because I was genuinely not sure if the signs I was seeing (before all this really started) was interest, and I thought it might be fun to document. I did not start this thread because I needed help or advice on how to actually proceed with actions. That being said, I am open minded and I do appreciate outside perspectives and opinions, and I have read every single post in this thread. I'm blown away by the response rate here. I never thought people would really find this #### interesting. It's been pretty fun. 

Regardless of the steps, "slow play," or whatever else, I can't make it any clearer than this. 
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you know that part in the 80s movie where the good hearted guy knocks the bully right the f out yeah this is it bromigo and you cstu just got jacked up that is all i am sayin and now old colonol sanders is standing at the bottom of the stairs when the smart girl walks down after her crazy girlfriends took off her glasses did her hair up and bam balooey guess what she is a total knock out look all i am sayin is game set match colonial style take that to the bank bromigos 

 
krista4 said:
While I don't think she's wondering if you're gay or she feels undesirable, I think DW's right that she's confused now.  You've given some mixed signals.  She opened the door very widely and you didn't walk through.

A basic fact of life is that people don't generally "need hugs."  Nor, especially, do they need them from people they barely know, late at night.  I don't believe there's any way she "needed" that second hug and it was as clear a signal as she could give while still wanting not to make herself vulnerable to rejection if she had misread your cues.  As mentioned, she's likely confused by the apparent interest but the lack of movement yet.  You might not have known her long but you've spent concentrated time together, and she's ready to move to the next step.

You seem to be handling all this extremely well given the results, much better than if you'd taken a lot of the advice in here (as an aside, if you, as stated in your last long post, are not seeking help, you might wish to change the thread tittle).  And you seem like a genuinely good guy to boot - they do not always finish last no matter what some might tell you.  I'm just not going to act like that second "hug" wasn't meant to be more for her.  It was.  You'll have other opportunities, though. :thumbup:
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That's very much it. No matter what the texts say, I can't imagine her not "wondering" a bit about his interest. 

This is where being experienced adults works against all of it. She's had life experience, been happy, been hurt, etc. Likely not into games. Into a fun chase, for sure, but not into prolonged "does he even like me that way?" And she's probably thinking that at least a little right now.  

 
this is my first serious post in this thread next time you guys are gonna go out for a hug don't wear underwear 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I'm sorry, fellas, but there is NO WAY you know that just from reading text. Sure, sounds logical, but I also was able to read her body language as well on the 2nd time. She stayed in close. Not pulling back for the kiss range. It may have been a while, but I haven't forgotten everything.  
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The Colonel's wooing juuuuust fine...

:thumbup:

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
You'll just have to trust me when I say that's not the case. She text me almost immediately when she got back inside and settled. 

Believe me, I was thinking about kissing her WHILE I was holding her in my arms, and as I have already stated once since the last big update, I was reading her body language and made the decision based strictly upon that, not upon her text message, as the repliers here are doing. 

The circumstances of what led up to the hugs in the first place (the first, and then more for the second) dictated some in the situation also. Again, not something that would be read here and figured into the decision, and I fully realize that. 

I understand to many, or all, it looks like I "denied" her, but it just didn't go down exactly like that. I realize there is also some blame to be placed upon the writers! ;)  

Thank you for the always thoughtful responses, DW. Preciate it, GB.
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You have my full support, not always my full agreement, but my full support.

 
So is there more hugging planned for this evening or just a lot of texting?

I am still rooting for you Colonial.  And, even though you are going with the slow play and defending that road, this chick is not going to take it slow for much longer.  You are going to get worked over by Sunday evening.  It may even happen on Sunday evening.  Good luck. 

 
CurlyNight said:
You are correct. I'm not saying all women think like me. The two gals who have posted in here differ from me. We all are different. However taking in what we know about the situation, I don't think it's going to be that easy for him to blow it---and it's just plain hilarious how some of you who have whined about not understanding women are in here giving advice on us. Whether right or wrong, it is pretty funny.
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I've said from day one this was his to lose.  Divorced mother of two kids in her 40's has to overlook some things.

 
DocHolliday said:
So is there more hugging planned for this evening or just a lot of texting?

I am still rooting for you Colonial.  And, even though you are going with the slow play and defending that road, this chick is not going to take it slow for much longer.  You are going to get worked over by Sunday evening.  It may even happen on Sunday evening.  Good luck. 
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I agree, tomorrow is Friday, we need something to keep us going during the day tomorrow and then we can hopelessly over-analyze your moves that you need to do over the weekend.

 
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Anyone care to give me a brief synopsis of the last 5 or so pages? I saw the update post about the hugging thing, but any important info after that that I may have missed? If not, I may be able to go through them real quick, but if it's just "flex" jokes, discussions of weather, what our good Colonel was wearing, and questioning how our hero hugs, then I guess I didn't miss a whole lot. 

I can't believe there's 75 pages to this thread already!

 
krista4 said:
While I don't think she's wondering if you're gay or she feels undesirable, I think DW's right that she's confused now.  You've given some mixed signals.  She opened the door very widely and you didn't walk through.

A basic fact of life is that people don't generally "need hugs."  Nor, especially, do they need them from people they barely know, late at night.  I don't believe there's any way she "needed" that second hug and it was as clear a signal as she could give while still wanting not to make herself vulnerable to rejection if she had misread your cues.  As mentioned, she's likely confused by the apparent interest but the lack of movement yet.  You might not have known her long but you've spent concentrated time together, and she's ready to move to the next step.

You seem to be handling all this extremely well given the results, much better than if you'd taken a lot of the advice in here (as an aside, if you, as stated in your last long post, are not seeking help, you might wish to change the thread title).  And you seem like a genuinely good guy to boot - they do not always finish last no matter what some might tell you.  I'm just not going to act like that second "hug" wasn't meant to be more for her.  It was.  You'll have other opportunities, though. :thumbup:
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I certainly appreciate the woman's perspective, so thank you. :)  I did actually think about changing the thread title, but figured it was kind of ingrained now, and I know how people feel around there about changed thread titles  :mellow:  I don't mind changing it though, I don't want to be misleading.

I get what you're saying about the "need hugs" thing, but that particular part was really just a product of our conversation. She (as I do myself), tends to take a jab and run with it. I was honestly 50/50 on kissing her. I was REALLY close to going for it. As someone else mentioned, though, I felt she was probably a little vulnerable from the day's events, the undisclosed information (here), and her body language. All that together made my mind up, be it "right" or "wrong." 

And thank you for the kind words. 

 
krista4 said:
While I don't think she's wondering if you're gay or she feels undesirable, I think DW's right that she's confused now.  You've given some mixed signals.  She opened the door very widely and you didn't walk through.

A basic fact of life is that people don't generally "need hugs."  Nor, especially, do they need them from people they barely know, late at night.  I don't believe there's any way she "needed" that second hug and it was as clear a signal as she could give while still wanting not to make herself vulnerable to rejection if she had misread your cues.  As mentioned, she's likely confused by the apparent interest but the lack of movement yet.  You might not have known her long but you've spent concentrated time together, and she's ready to move to the next step.

You seem to be handling all this extremely well given the results, much better than if you'd taken a lot of the advice in here (as an aside, if you, as stated in your last long post, are not seeking help, you might wish to change the thread title).  And you seem like a genuinely good guy to boot - they do not always finish last no matter what some might tell you.  I'm just not going to act like that second "hug" wasn't meant to be more for her.  It was.  You'll have other opportunities, though. :thumbup:
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Even the guy from Shine copped a feel when he went in for the hug.

 
You seem to be handling all this extremely well given the results, much better than if you'd taken a lot of the advice in here (as an aside, if you, as stated in your last long post, are not seeking help, you might wish to change the thread tittle).
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She'd be thinking much higher of him right now if he had taken the initiative like several of us said and asked her to meet him outside instead of her doing it.  No woman I've met likes a passive guy.

 
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a kiss, he had moved too slow
Heard the roar of the FFA, he could picture the scene
Logged on to the board, then like a distant scream
He saw one guy's post, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day...

Bought a box of rubbers, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to use them, but he knew for sure
That one guy's post, felt good in his mind, didn't take long, to understand
Just one guy's post, 'bout pushing her head low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started pushin', ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on pushin', this girl is gonna suck his ####

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a fart box hero
He took one guy's post, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
Fart box hero, (stars in his eyes) he'll come again tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the neighbor's door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guy's post, made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep on ####in', he just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
With that one guy's post, (stars in his eyes)
He'll come again, come again tonight, woah

Yeah, he's gotta keep on ####in', just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
(Just one guy's post) fart box hero, (aah aah aah) got stars in his eyes
He's just a fart box hero, aah aah aah
Fart box (stars) hero, (stars, stars) fart box hero, (stars, stars)
He's got stars in his eyes, stars in his eyes

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a kiss, he had moved too slow
Heard the roar of the FFA, he could picture the scene
Logged on to the board, then like a distant scream
He saw one guy's post, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day...

Bought a box of rubbers, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to use them, but he knew for sure
That one guy's post, felt good in his mind, didn't take long, to understand
Just one guy's post, 'bout pushing her head low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started pushin', ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on pushin', this girl is gonna suck his ####

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a fart box hero
He took one guy's post, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
Fart box hero, (stars in his eyes) he'll come again tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the neighbor's door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guy's post, made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep on ####in', he just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
With that one guy's post, (stars in his eyes)
He'll come again, come again tonight, woah

Yeah, he's gotta keep on ####in', just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
(Just one guy's post) fart box hero, (aah aah aah) got stars in his eyes
He's just a fart box hero, aah aah aah
Fart box (stars) hero, (stars, stars) fart box hero, (stars, stars)
He's got stars in his eyes, stars in his eyes
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This is poetry.

Phenomenal effort

 
Willie Neslon said:
Even the guy from Shine copped a feel when he went in for the hug.
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I don't know why this is making me :lmao:  so much but it is.

Brony, am I wrong about hugs?  I mean, I've seen Hallmark cards and read Snoopy cartoons and stuff, but I thought that was a bunch of claptrap.  Maybe I'm off-base on that.

 
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Nathan R. Jessep said:
I certainly appreciate the woman's perspective, so thank you. :)  I did actually think about changing the thread title, but figured it was kind of ingrained now, and I know how people feel around there about changed thread titles  :mellow:  I don't mind changing it though, I don't want to be misleading.

I get what you're saying about the "need hugs" thing, but that particular part was really just a product of our conversation. She (as I do myself), tends to take a jab and run with it. I was honestly 50/50 on kissing her. I was REALLY close to going for it. As someone else mentioned, though, I felt she was probably a little vulnerable from the day's events, the undisclosed information (here), and her body language. All that together made my mind up, be it "right" or "wrong." 

And thank you for the kind words. 
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All you're doing is setting yourself up to be the emotional caregiver once the relationship begins. Nothing else.

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a kiss, he had moved too slow
Heard the roar of the FFA, he could picture the scene
Logged on to the board, then like a distant scream
He saw one guy's post, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day...

Bought a box of rubbers, in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to use them, but he knew for sure
That one guy's post, felt good in his mind, didn't take long, to understand
Just one guy's post, 'bout pushing her head low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started pushin', ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on pushin', this girl is gonna suck his ####

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a fart box hero
He took one guy's post, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
Fart box hero, (stars in his eyes) he'll come again tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
Thought he passed his own shadow, by the neighbor's door
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
And that one guy's post, made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep on ####in', he just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
Yeah, fart box hero, stars in his eyes
With that one guy's post, (stars in his eyes)
He'll come again, come again tonight, woah

Yeah, he's gotta keep on ####in', just can't stop
Gotta keep on ####in', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
He's a fart box hero, got stars in his eyes
(Just one guy's post) fart box hero, (aah aah aah) got stars in his eyes
He's just a fart box hero, aah aah aah
Fart box (stars) hero, (stars, stars) fart box hero, (stars, stars)
He's got stars in his eyes, stars in his eyes
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That's beautiful.  I am getting misty.  I am not sure the subtle dance of early romance has ever before been captured with such pathos.  I think we need to get Big bottom to record this.

 
I better not EVER see one single one of you with a tshirt AND hat of your favorite ### #### football team. Lots of lies in here. Bunch of posers. 

 
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