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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

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90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.

 
90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.
This NRJ, I'll tell ya, is a real Motherhugger

 
90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.
My guess is on the couch, while seated.  Which might be better described as "cuddling" or even "snuggling."

Son, we live in a world that has cuddle enthusiasts, and those cuddlers need to be snuggled by men with cold showers.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Floppenstein?  I have a greater responsibility than you can imagine.  You weep for the kiss not given and curse the betas.  You have that luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That this missed kiss, while tragic, prolonged this relationship and this thread.  You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on internet message boards, you want me with those blue balls.  You NEED me with those blue balls!

 
90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.
This was exactly my question. I'm fascinated about the logistics of an hour and half long hug. 

 
if NRJ gets this excited over hugs I can't wait to read the first update post insertion
Agree however I think when it gets to that point our hero will bust before he even inserts.    Look how excited he was over a hug.  I suggest he "empties the tank" before the big show if you catch my drift!

 
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
When you say hugging for 1.5 hours, you mean virtually as you exchanged texts, right?

Hottie: You wouldn't believe the day I had today!

NRJ: Why don't you tell me all about it? :hug:

Hottie: I'm so happy you are always there for me. :hug:

Otherwise, I believe the technical term for a 1.5 hour hug is cuddling.

 
When you say hugging for 1.5 hours, you mean virtually as you exchanged texts, right?

Hottie: You wouldn't believe the day I had today!

NRJ: Why don't you tell me all about it? :hug:

Hottie: I'm so happy you are always there for me. :hug:

Otherwise, I believe the technical term for a 1.5 hour hug is cuddling.
But what if it was actually like this:

http://steptohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2-hug.jpg

I don't think you can call that cuddling. Especially if they were standing the whole time which is how I'm picturing it in my head.

 
Whoa, whoa, wait... wtf is this?  You know TODAY is Friday, right?
I'm not a fisherman, but a friend of mine loves to go out on the water almost every weekend. He tells me with larger fish, you have to tire them out first before you try to reel them in. So, you let out some line and then reel them in and repeat the process quite a few times. 

With this thread, I think by now, the fish would have swam up beside the boat and just jumped in. 

 
Before we commence with today's hug, I wanted to ask if it wouldn't be inappropriate for me to find a new position for my right arm? Can we talk about that? I think we've been at this place for a while now - and it's great, I mean wow is it great - but I think it's time to take the next step. So I was thinking I might lower my right arm during the hug by about an inch. I hope I'm not being pushy. Truth be told, I couldn't feel my arm when I got home last night and that is a problem, if you know what I mean. I need that arm.

 
no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 
Only explanation that makes sense is that she's told you she's interested but doesn't want to go past hugs until the divorce is final.

 
Son, we live in a world that has cuddle enthusiasts, and those cuddlers need to be snuggled by men with cold showers.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Floppenstein?  I have a greater responsibility than you can imagine.  You weep for the kiss not given and curse the betas.  You have that luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That this missed kiss, while tragic, prolonged this relationship and this thread.  You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on internet message boards, you want me with those blue balls.  You NEED me with those blue balls! 
It was just the right time for this to make its way into the thread.  Well done!

 
I'm not a fisherman, but a friend of mine loves to go out on the water almost every weekend. He tells me with larger fish, you have to tire them out first before you try to reel them in. So, you let out some line and then reel them in and repeat the process quite a few times. 

With this thread, I think by now, the fish would have swam up beside the boat and just jumped in. 
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