Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (2 Viewers)

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@Joe Bryant and @Aaron Rudnicki, 

Can I please get an extra set of likes each day for use exclusively in this thread? 

Hugs, 

 

[belljr]

@Joe Bryant and @Aaron Rudnicki, 

Can I please get an extra set of likes each day for use exclusively in this thread? 

Hugs, 

belljr hugs this  Hug this

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[Ministry of Pain]

My wife and I hugged for an hour last night...OK it was 35 minutes and I passed gas so we had to cut it short a bit. 

 

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belljr hugs this  Hug this

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This man is a genius 

 

[The Hank]

This man is a genius 

That's unbelievable. That has got to be your new signature Icon bravo BellJR

 

[Ministry of Pain]

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[SHIZNITTTT]

"If huggin you is wrong I don't want to be right!"

 

[El Floppo]

90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

"If huggin you is wrong I don't want to be right!"

I know there's a Gawd!

 

[Rick James]

my notebook is out of date, which color dot is a  hug?

 

[The Hank]

90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.

This NRJ, I'll tell ya, is a real Motherhugger

 

[Shaft41]

my notebook is out of date, which color dot is a  hug?

Black and gold with a fleur de lis on it.  

 

[msommer]

This NRJ, I'll tell ya, is a real Motherhugger

And Marisa is a MILH

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.

My guess is on the couch, while seated.  Which might be better described as "cuddling" or even "snuggling."

Son, we live in a world that has cuddle enthusiasts, and those cuddlers need to be snuggled by men with cold showers.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Floppenstein?  I have a greater responsibility than you can imagine.  You weep for the kiss not given and curse the betas.  You have that luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That this missed kiss, while tragic, prolonged this relationship and this thread.  You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on internet message boards, you want me with those blue balls.  You NEED me with those blue balls!

 

[Apple Jack]

Sometimes when we hug the gosh darn honesty's too much

 

[pantherclub]

$20 says she hits him up for money within 10 days

 

[ShamrockPride]

"I got 99 problems but a hug ain't one." - NRJ

 

[TheMagus]

90 minutes hugging...

while standing? laying down? seems leg/arm/shoulder cramping uncomfortable. hugging and talking? so they're not looking at each other while talking, just whispering stuff into each other's ears? this is really too much to process right now- I need some more details before I can handle this kind of information.

but I guess hugging doesn't necessarily exclude sex. he's obviously one to hug and tell, but I wonder whether the same holds up for the schtupping.

This was exactly my question. I'm fascinated about the logistics of an hour and half long hug. 

 

[DocHolliday]

Animal (Hug Like A Beast)

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Next step is soaking 

 

[Buckfast 1]

Nathan R. Jessup

 

[The Hank]

3 page cliffs? Was that a joke they hugged for 90 minutes? Sad that I have to ask.  

Definitely maybe

 

[cstu]

 jesus christ.... 

This is going to explode spectacularly.... there is zero chance either of these two people are emotionally stable. 

1.5 hour hug. 

 

[boots11234]

if NRJ gets this excited over hugs I can't wait to read the first update post insertion

Agree however I think when it gets to that point our hero will bust before he even inserts.    Look how excited he was over a hug.  I suggest he "empties the tank" before the big show if you catch my drift!

 

[northern exposure]

no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 

When you say hugging for 1.5 hours, you mean virtually as you exchanged texts, right?

Hottie: You wouldn't believe the day I had today!

NRJ: Why don't you tell me all about it? :hug:

Hottie: I'm so happy you are always there for me. :hug:

Otherwise, I believe the technical term for a 1.5 hour hug is cuddling.

 

[The Hank]

NRJ greeting his long lost brother

 

[TheMagus]

When you say hugging for 1.5 hours, you mean virtually as you exchanged texts, right?

Hottie: You wouldn't believe the day I had today!

NRJ: Why don't you tell me all about it? :hug:

Hottie: I'm so happy you are always there for me. :hug:

Otherwise, I believe the technical term for a 1.5 hour hug is cuddling.

But what if it was actually like this:

http://steptohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2-hug.jpg

I don't think you can call that cuddling. Especially if they were standing the whole time which is how I'm picturing it in my head.

 

[northern exposure]

Whoa, whoa, wait... wtf is this?  You know TODAY is Friday, right?

I'm not a fisherman, but a friend of mine loves to go out on the water almost every weekend. He tells me with larger fish, you have to tire them out first before you try to reel them in. So, you let out some line and then reel them in and repeat the process quite a few times. 

With this thread, I think by now, the fish would have swam up beside the boat and just jumped in. 

 

[cstu]

Thankful.

 

[Apple Jack]

Before we commence with today's hug, I wanted to ask if it wouldn't be inappropriate for me to find a new position for my right arm? Can we talk about that? I think we've been at this place for a while now - and it's great, I mean wow is it great - but I think it's time to take the next step. So I was thinking I might lower my right arm during the hug by about an inch. I hope I'm not being pushy. Truth be told, I couldn't feel my arm when I got home last night and that is a problem, if you know what I mean. I need that arm.

 

[Buzzbait]

no time to update this morning, working out of town

we talked last night...while hugging. For about 1.5 hours. No ####. Feelings, situation, etc. 

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.  Details later when I have time, likely tonight. Yay football. 

Only explanation that makes sense is that she's told you she's interested but doesn't want to go past hugs until the divorce is final.

 

[northern exposure]

But what if it was actually like this:

http://steptohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2-hug.jpg

I don't think you can call that cuddling. Especially if they were standing the whole time which is how I'm picturing it in my head.

If that's the case, than as some have said earlier, that is some Sting like/ tantric hugging!

 

[fred_1_15301]

I need an extra bottle of liquor just for the impending update tonight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't know #### about hugging.

 

[Soulfly3]

Dry Humping. Mad retro, bro. 

Props

 

[cstu]

NRJ - there's a world record to break - get on it!

 

[msommer]

I wonder if he at least got in a little

grind while hugging for 90 minutes?

With his turgid manroot

@Ditkaless Wonders is my hero!

Effing board "upgrade"  - no more sigs

 

[James Daulton]

*Lambert Glacier*    "### #### you're moving slow buddy"

 

[gianmarco]

Son, we live in a world that has cuddle enthusiasts, and those cuddlers need to be snuggled by men with cold showers.  Who's gonna do it?  You?  You, Lt. Floppenstein?  I have a greater responsibility than you can imagine.  You weep for the kiss not given and curse the betas.  You have that luxury.  You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.  That this missed kiss, while tragic, prolonged this relationship and this thread.  You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on internet message boards, you want me with those blue balls.  You NEED me with those blue balls! 

It was just the right time for this to make its way into the thread.  Well done!

 

[msommer]

Wait, the baggage?

Is she a Landry?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

It was just the right time for this to make its way into the thread.  Well done!

Pretty sure we've had at least three references of that speech thus far. 

 

[msommer]

The Ramsey Hug Experience hath spoken

 

[gianmarco]

Pretty sure we've had at least three references of that speech thus far. 

Yep, the others were too early.

 

[krista4]

Oh dear lord.

 

[cstu]

And every single one of you who was in the "missed kiss on the 2nd hug" team was W R O N G.

I do not believe you are a divorced 40 year old man.

 

[James Daulton]

Perhaps our hero has really bad breath but wears a fantastic cologne.  

 

[(HULK)]

My favorite thing about this thread is the liking of every post by NRJ.  He'll probably like this post too.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm not a fisherman, but a friend of mine loves to go out on the water almost every weekend. He tells me with larger fish, you have to tire them out first before you try to reel them in. So, you let out some line and then reel them in and repeat the process quite a few times. 

With this thread, I think by now, the fish would have swam up beside the boat and just jumped in. 

link

 

[Ned]

Next step is soaking 

 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

That is a long hug.