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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (4 Viewers)

cstu said:
I don't think NRJ knows what 'off the charts physical chemistry' means if car sex isn't an option.
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HATE car sex (cept hummers in traffic, of course). Except when i first got in the music biz and had a '60 Rambler (left over from bein poor) where the bench front seat folded seamlessly back to meet the backseat. dat wuz sooper#####in'! Too big and clumsy to get purchase, i guess.

 
cstu said:
Amazing how women change once desperation has sunk in. 
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Or priorities change.  25 year olds with no kids probably likes the "Wow, I never know where this guy is...he says he's always traveling to exotic places"  or the "I can totally win him over vs. the other 5 chicks he's banging" whereas the 35 year old with kids prefers the "I like that the dude is home taking care of his family and likely not going to be sleeping around."

 
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wikkidpissah said:
HATE car sex (cept hummers in traffic, of course). Except when i first got in the music biz and had a '60 Rambler (left over from bein poor) where the bench front seat folded seamlessly back to meet the backseat. dat wuz sooper#####in'! Too big and clumsy to get purchase, i guess.
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Luckily cars have improved since then...I'm 6-4 and ####ed a girl in the front seat of a Civic.

 
cstu said:
Luckily cars have improved since then...I'm 6-4 and ####ed a girl in the front seat of a Civic.
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Good man - doin' your Civic duty.

ETA: Reeeeally wanted to work a 'Civic doody' joke into that, but couldnt find it

 
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Can we get a weekend update?  Did you get to second base yet?  Over the shirt or under?  Bra unhooked or still on?  Anywhere near third base?  

(I'm having junior high flashbacks...  fond memories of mammaries in the back of the movie theater, normally over the shirt for me...   :kicksrock: )

 
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cheeseypoof said:
I think our Colonel is doing fine.  But to be honest, I'm recently widowed after 22 years of marriage and I had absolutely no game to speak of before that so what do I know.
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At a certain point, maybe in the 30s or so for most, women begin to put a premium on honesty and integrity rather than the excitement of the games.  
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just wanted to add my condolances for your loss cheeseypoof and to wish you the best

 
wikkidpissah said:
str8up honesty, my brother - the middle-aged guy's best friend. last time around, status was all wrapped up in 'the game' but, approaching fifty, loneliness is the bugaboo for single people. unless you wanna chase young skirt, letting women know how much you enjoy them when you enjoy them and that you want to enjoy them some more is music to the neck-wrinkle set. pressure's off, dood - like who you wanna like the way you wanna like em. if you're not a loser with way too many defined habits, this is your time.
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how green is the grass over there?  asking for a friend.....

 
jomar said:
this could make some married guys ponder what life could be like on the other side of the fence
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Thing is - i retired from it all about a decade after my wife died. Turns out i can't get it up for women my age. Think that's what marriage is for - by the time you both get repulsive you have one person who don't see the age or don't care and loves you for other things. My Mary was contorted with pain, 80 lbs @ over 6 ft tall and looked a hundred at the hospice and i still found her beautiful because i always at least knew where the beauty used to be and she still looked into my eyes with love.

Made some time for a few years but @ around 50 two things ran me over: my last serious relationship (a gal almost 20 yrs younger than me) ended right about when the 'invisibles' set in so i couldnt chase the young'uns anymore and i couldnt work up a hunger for the gals i could get. Then weight gain and heart trouble made sex slappy and awkward. Don't like being bad at sum'n i used to be good at so, after a yr or two of scramblign, i retired from chickchasin'.

Ever since, of course, i'm irresistible. Bald, broke, 300+ lbs now, rarely put my teeth in and i got ALL the neckwaddles leaning in. Guess it's cuz i'm troofin and funny and they're tired of the bull####, too. Guessing they wouldn't be once i was corralled, tho. What does it all mean?

 
Phil Elliott said:
Discussed religion, abortion, future children, politics? Potential deal breakers. Continued best of luck!
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Religion briefly, and that discussion will continue. She did mention discussing politics, but it hasn't come back up yet, so I don't think it's a big deal to her ( :wub:  ).

No mention of the other 2 as of yet, and I could be wrong but I don't think there will be any problems with any of these topics. She seems open-minded and understanding, from our discussions thus far. 

And thanks, GB. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Religion briefly, and that discussion will continue. She did mention discussing politics, but it hasn't come back up yet, so I don't think it's a big deal to her ( :wub:  ).

No mention of the other 2 as of yet, and I could be wrong but I don't think there will be any problems with any of these topics. She seems open-minded and understanding, from our discussions thus far. 

And thanks, GB. 
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:thumbup:

 
wikkidpissah said:
HATE car sex (cept hummers in traffic, of course). Except when i first got in the music biz and had a '60 Rambler (left over from bein poor) where the bench front seat folded seamlessly back to meet the backseat. dat wuz sooper#####in'! Too big and clumsy to get purchase, i guess.
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Some of the best sex I've ever had was in the back of my mom's Dodge Caravan where you put the middle seats folded down with the back bench up.  

 
all right brohan 98 percento is just a loser way of saying she is not 100 percent wooed all the way so look i need you to embrace the cobrai kai dojo mentality of wooin a lady and that is that we do not train to be unwooiful unwooiful is for the week here in the streets 2 percent of not wooed confronts you it is the emeny and the enemy deserves to no mercy do you have a problem with that mr colonol of course you do not now you get out there do the dance of the crane win the all valley championship and woo the livin hell out of her star wipe and were out take that to the bank mr broyagi 

 
TheAristocrat said:
Houses without gutters do not have walk-in closets.
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you might be right, but all money is on "nails her to the wall or not at all". walks-ins are great for that cuz she can defile and check out her belongings with nothing getting broken. all i know is if the colonel thinks the 1st time is gonna be candles, clean sheets and referees, he ain't gettin none.

 
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