Words you hear that remind you that you're 12 (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

Certain words make me giggle and remind me I'm immature...

Heard in church: "throbbing"

Heard at work: "dongle"

Saw watching football: "Anzalone"

 

[gianmarco]

Certain words make me giggle and remind me I'm immature...

Heard in church: "throbbing"

Heard at work: "dongle"

Saw watching football: "Anzalone"

Uranus.

Rectum (damn near killed him).

 

[Eephus]

Duty

 

[TheIronSheik]

Duty

Once had to fight back laughter in an interview where the guy asked me to describe my duties.  

 

[Scoresman]

I work in the construction industry and the word erect is used way more than I'm comfortable with, even after 20 years.  

 

[Keerock]

Duty

Once had to fight back laughter in an interview where the guy asked me to describe my duties.  

Chanandler Bong?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I work in the construction industry and the word erect is used way more than I'm comfortable with, even after 20 years.  

I'm sure when young ladies walked by it was used often.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

One that always gets me is when dealing with Supply Chain people they will abbreviate cumulative requirements to “cums”.  

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wow surprised that makes it through the filter 

 

[General Malaise]

Pianist

 

[General Malaise]

Penetrate

 

[General Malaise]

Moist

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wow surprised that makes it through the filter 

I don't think "Supply Chain" is as bad as you think.

 

[General Malaise]

Anal

 

[TheIronSheik]

Penetrate

In basketball and football, announcers are always saying things like, "They need to penetrate that hole hard and fast."  Like, they have to know what they're saying, right?

 

[miapug]

##### Sporting Goods

 

[TheIronSheik]

Anal

I don't get why people still use this in a non-sex way.  

 

[General Malaise]

In basketball and football, announcers are always saying things like, "They need to penetrate that hole hard and fast."  Like, they have to know what they're saying, right?

Oh, absolutely.  Wouldn't we?  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Gnarly

Because gnarly was a really popular slang term when I was 12.

 

[Brony]

Nuts

 

[jamny]

Nipple

 

[ChiefD]

Nuts

"Hey Jim, you want to grab a handful of nuts outta that can over there?

 

[ChiefD]

Nuts

Damn, your nuts beat my nuts.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Kumquat

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I still read the thread title as "anyone here into fisting?"

 

[Quint]

Exeter (central valley CA reference)

 

[Scoresman]

Exeter (central valley CA reference)

Exeter?  I hardly know her?

 

[Brony]

Damn, your nuts beat my nuts.

It was hard to do. 

 

[Scoresman]

I still read the thread title as "anyone here into fisting?"

I'm still 50/50 on whether or not the "Lawn Care Tips" thread is one giant communal euphamism for pube shaving.  I mean can there really be that much discussion about mowing the lawn?

 

[zoobird]

I still can't help smirking during the Passover Seder when they read the passage that refers to the 'house of bondage'.  Such a completely inappropriate reaction, but I just can't help myself.

 

[General Malaise]

Masticate 

 

[Sand]

Every once in a blue moon a Sniglet will drop - bleeum, musquirt, backspaks, etc.  They take me right back.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Exeter (central valley CA reference)

Former home of the Golden State Killer.

 

[AAABatteries]

Scissor 

 

[AAABatteries]

Crack

 

[Despyzer]

Homeowner

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Kumquat

George Carlin had this high on the list of foods he couldn't eat just because of the name. 

 

[belljr]

Turgid

 

[AAABatteries]

Lick

 

[AAABatteries]

Richard 

 

[AAABatteries]

Boner 

Pelvis

Breast

 

[AAABatteries]

This may take a while 

 

[AAABatteries]

Stiff 

 

[AAABatteries]

Cucumber 

 

[AAABatteries]

Dangle

 

[Juxtatarot]

box

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Richard 

The very last name I would name my kid. Unless he really was a ####.

 

[El Floppo]

Masticate 

Was coming in to say this one. Just taught it to 12yo floppinho.

Farting (the act more than the word)

Boob (the word and the act) and/or boobies (blue footed or otherwise)

 

[nirad3]

My wife is so pleased that I told my kids (almost 9 and 7) that it's "Wells FART-go".  Every time we pass one, a kid giggles and says "Wells FART-go!"  

 

[Galileo]

This may take a while 

TBH, I'm shocked the thread is still going.  I'll add... ball joint and ##### willow

ETA... Lake Titicaca