Words you hear that remind you that you're 12 (1 Viewer)

[Fat Nick]

Every single time I travel on 80 and pass the sign for Scotrun PA, I hear Butthead saying "uh huh huh... scrotum."

Totally forgot about that one.  Totally!     I often just yell out "Scrotum" when driving by and my wife usually is so confused.

 

[Bob N. Weaver]

An alias, Wilma Fingerdoo

 

[Shaft41]

I often drive through the small town of "Kickapoo" and giggle.  

 

[Captain Cranks]

An alias, Wilma Fingerdoo

She used to date Willie Fister

 

[tri-man 47]

If Johnson is the family name, do your kid a favor and don't name him Richard.

A college student I knew long ago is named Richard Schwantz.  True.  A female student at the same time at the school was Dreama Love. Also true.  Of course, I envisioned a marriage so that she could be Dreama Love Schwantz.

But since I'm a Richard and have always gone by ****, who am I to talk.  First time I met one of the FBGs in real life, I thought it might sound weird to say "Hi, I'm ****!"  So I borrowed my son's nickname, and all the running threads guys I've met just call me Wally.

 

[Super King]

Nuts

"Hey Jim, you want to grab a handful of nuts outta that can over there?

You're gonna love my nuts!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Totally forgot about that one.  Totally!     I often just yell out "Scrotum" when driving by and my wife usually is so confused.

I still don't know how to say the town name of Letitz without sounding like a French pervert.

 

[peaces]

Driving on Cape Cod signs saying "Entering Dennis" and "Entering Yarmouth" 

 

[Steeler]

My wife and I were talking about someone and she said: "she likes to have her ego stroked".  I started giggling to myself... so stroked

 

[jamny]

I don't really care about the Prince Harry story, except to hear the announcers say "royal duties"

 

[AAABatteries]

Booty/Bootie

Fudge

Packer

Uranus

Stool

Thrust

 

[Dan Lambskin]

BJ's

(the two stores are on opposite sides of the mall here in town)

We have 2 BJs near our #####.  One is a restaurant and one is a warehouse club 

A college student I knew long ago is named Richard Schwantz.  True.  A female student at the same time at the school was Dreama Love. Also true.  Of course, I envisioned a marriage so that she could be Dreama Love Schwantz.

But since I'm a Richard and have always gone by ****, who am I to talk.  First time I met one of the FBGs in real life, I thought it might sound weird to say "Hi, I'm ****!"  So I borrowed my son's nickname, and all the running threads guys I've met just call me Wally.

When I did a few summer stints in engine assembly my foreman’s makes was **** Harden (May have been Hardin).  Either way he was always getting paged over the loud speaker “**** Hardin...**** Harden...”

 

[Keerock]

We have 2 BJs near our #####.  One is a restaurant and one is a warehouse club 

When I did a few summer stints in engine assembly my foreman’s makes was **** Harden (May have been Hardin).  Either way he was always getting paged over the loud speaker “**** Hardin...**** Harden...”

Worked with a #### Long back in the 80s.  The phone list was printed last name first.  I was 12 then too  

 

[TheIronSheik]

Worked with a #### Long back in the 80s.  The phone list was printed last name first.  I was 12 then too  

Kind of off subject, but back in 2005, I worked at an oil company.  Went over to Dubai to do some quick work and met up with the guy I'd be dealing with all week.  He handed me his card and it said "Osama bin Laden".  Then in pen, underneath, he wrote, "Not THAT one."

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I don't really care about the Prince Harry story, except to hear the announcers say "royal duties"

Great.  The phrase was on the news, and I laughed.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

There's an insurance agent that has an office in my neighborhood.  Every time I see her sign I laugh a little.

Joan Stitt

(first named changed to protect the innocent)

 

[El Floppo]

At my first job, I worked for an extremely talented guy named Harry Buttrick.

Eta... Rip.

 

[arctic_panzer_wolf]

There's a bridge going over the expressway somewhere in Ohio...can't remember exactly where.  It's Fangboner Road.

 

[Zegras11]

I sold Canon copiers in Irvine with a guy name Richard Hurtz, back in the '80's

 

[Keerock]

There's a bridge going over the expressway somewhere in Ohio...can't remember exactly where.  It's Fangboner Road.

Turnpike outside Freemont.  Never seen it  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Has anyone mentioned this exit?

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.ieDvQmbHYbVNcs-YZuBCUwHaEz&pid=Api&dpr=1.33

 

[arctic_panzer_wolf]

Turnpike outside Freemont.  Never seen it  

Lol...that is it.  I would see it on my way to Toledo.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

There's a Stockdick Road on the west side of Houston.

 

[higgins]

What the #### is wrong with you people? How old are you? Seriously?

 

[Keerock]

What the #### is wrong with you people? How old are you? Seriously?

12

 

[peaces]

Poppycock!

 

[El Floppo]

What the #### is wrong with you people? How old are you? Seriously?

Ok boomer

 

[TheIronSheik]

So speaking of road names, I've never understood how this one got OK'd.

Morningwood Ct

 

[Keerock]

Pianist 

 

[Tecumseh]

Beaver

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Tea Bag

Beaver Toyota located in Cumming, Ga. No shtick. Owned by Linda Beaver. Make sure you check out the Beaver Benefits!!

I giggle. Every. Single. Time.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Beaver Toyota located in Cumming, Ga. No shtick. Owned by Linda Beaver. Make sure you check out the Beaver Benefits!!

I giggle. Every. Single. Time.

I have this problem with Buc-ee's.  Their mascot is a beaver.

 

[WDIK2]

caulk

 

[STBootleg]

Plop

 

[SDJohnny]

I have a client named Nudelman. I smirk every time I hear his name.

 

[Bob N. Weaver]

Ouch

 

[Galileo]

Watching Live PD I let out a little giggle everytime they go to Officer Hyman in Tulsa.

 

[Da Guru]

Was in the gym and heard a guy call his buddy "Hey dipchit"  I laughed because I have not heard that in decades.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Ouch

Okay.  Mr R and I are twelve.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Booger

 

[heckmanm]

At my first job, I worked for an extremely talented guy named Harry Buttrick.

Eta... Rip.

Buttigieg?

 

[heckmanm]

ESPN headline: Serena shocked by Wang

 

[IC FBGCav]

Geech