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Worst Beer You've Ever Had... (1 Viewer)
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Jayrok
Footballguy
Oh come on. At 67 cents a case, you couldn't beat RW&B beer. And I don't remember Meister Brau being that bad. Pabst Blue Ribbon was pretty nasty, though.
rockaction
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
After Woodstock brought Coors east, there was a flood of western beers to local package stores. Lucky Lager and A1 were the cheapest so we'd choke em down. Dont know how beer can be weak and bitter....
Have had many of these mentioned in my cheap 20's like Steel Reserve, Natty Ice, Milwakee's Beast, etc. Was traveling in the Netherlands and Belgium one time and tried lots of great beers, but there was one of the local Trappist brewery's... good god, tasted like pure Soy Sauce, just gross.
For some reason Shiner Bock decided to start making all these crazy varietals to keep up with all the trendy beers/breweries. Some people must like it because they still sell it, but Shiner Black tastes like a bottle of liquid smoke to me, awful. And I love dark beers like Stout's, etc.
For some reason Shiner Bock decided to start making all these crazy varietals to keep up with all the trendy beers/breweries. Some people must like it because they still sell it, but Shiner Black tastes like a bottle of liquid smoke to me, awful. And I love dark beers like Stout's, etc.
mr. furley
Footballguy
lol
it may be. i was generally slogged already by the time litres of Cruzcampo started going around.
HACHEECH! YOU BUY! HACHEECH!
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
Mickey Malt Liquor is on my list. not only do I hate the taste but I drank 10-12 one night in college and then took a turn too sharp hit a curb and blew out the front end of my 280Z. My car would not drive so I took off running and left it there. The Ann Arbor police came to my apartment 2 blocks away looking for me and I was next door. Went the next day and had to pay 150.00 for a towing charge and then another 100 to get it towed again but that was much cheaper than a DUI. Have not had a Mickeys since.
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fatness
Footballguy
They do. About a year ago my wife drank some, and broke out in hives the next day, had to see a doctor.
Don Quixote
Footballguy
This thread is making me nostalgic for the days when one of my greatest worries was getting iced by a bro.
Zow
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Buttonhook
Footballguy
I went to Pittsburgh to see an AFFC game with some friends that live there. For obvious reasons I decided that I needed to drink IC and I thought it would be a good excuse to say "Ahrn" all night. They were nice enough to get me a whole case, and told me they expected me to finish it before the game started (it was Saturday night).
I was proudly throwing back ICs for the first few hours, trying to make up for years of being deprived local PITT beer, when I noticed that no one else at the party was drinking from my stash. My first thought was that they were leaving it all for me - how nice of them. Then it hit me about an hour later, a wicked 12-hour ####in headache like no other, and that's when I realized why no one was drinking this schwill . Like most beer-induced headaches I figured I could drink it off, so of course I kept slamming ICs until I "decided" to sleep on the toilet seat. When I woke up my headache was ten times worse and I remember looking in the mirror and not caring that I had pubs from the toilet seat plastered on my face because at that point I was ready to die. I'm usually up to most challenges but I just couldn't finish that case. Ended up drinking Bud Light the day of the game and it felt like I was drinking a fine wine...
I'm not sure it was the worst-tasting beer I've ever had, but IC definitely took the biggest toll on my body of any beer I've ever consumed, so it gets my vote.
I was proudly throwing back ICs for the first few hours, trying to make up for years of being deprived local PITT beer, when I noticed that no one else at the party was drinking from my stash. My first thought was that they were leaving it all for me - how nice of them. Then it hit me about an hour later, a wicked 12-hour ####in headache like no other, and that's when I realized why no one was drinking this schwill . Like most beer-induced headaches I figured I could drink it off, so of course I kept slamming ICs until I "decided" to sleep on the toilet seat. When I woke up my headache was ten times worse and I remember looking in the mirror and not caring that I had pubs from the toilet seat plastered on my face because at that point I was ready to die. I'm usually up to most challenges but I just couldn't finish that case. Ended up drinking Bud Light the day of the game and it felt like I was drinking a fine wine...
I'm not sure it was the worst-tasting beer I've ever had, but IC definitely took the biggest toll on my body of any beer I've ever consumed, so it gets my vote.
culdeus
Footballguy
I can't recall the last time ive seen it anywhere. Was sort of trendy in early 2000s but was horrible. And still is. Its like an American knockoff of how Heineken tastes after sitting on a dock in Houston for 3months.
Stoneys
MudCat
This about sums up how bad iron city is.
Rolling Rock is about the same in the way it affects me with instant headache and the most gawd awful gas/poop smell the next morning
Wooderson
Fight The Power
Oh come on now this beer is great. I haven't heard one person that didn't like they way it taste.
Zow
Footballguy
that makes sense. i haven't had the lambic but am surprised at how bad the cherry wheat was. I genuinely like the majority of Sam Adams products but the Cherry Wheat tasted like Cherry cough syrup mixed with soap.
Zow
Footballguy
Yeah this one and the Celebration Ale post are just silly. Or just contrarian for the sake of being so.
Zow
Footballguy
fatness
Footballguy
It's sold in liquor stores and bars around here (northern MD).
Remember Rolling Rock's old "pony" bottles? Contained 7 fl.oz. They had Rolling Rock's traditional "33" on the painted label, and we convinced a friend it meant that if you drank 33 of them you were "in the Rolling Rock club." He got 29 down. He was a gullible guy. I convinced him once that turkeys bore their young alive.
Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
When I was in high school, a case of Piel's Light bottles was $5.88 -- it wasn't good.
As far as bad beer goes, Stone Crime and Stone Punishment were awful -- chile pepper beers with WAY too much heat. IMO most chile beers suck unless they are a very minor background player in a big sweet adjunct stout.
Smoked beer / Rauchbier is disgusting IMO.
3 Floyd's Bully Guppy is notorious for being one of the worst beers ever. I had a tiny pour at a Dark Lord day share and couldn't swallow it. Literally tasted like someone mixed vomit and nail polish remover together and bottled it. Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth.
ETA -- Cherry wheat absolutely sucked too, good call upthread.
As far as bad beer goes, Stone Crime and Stone Punishment were awful -- chile pepper beers with WAY too much heat. IMO most chile beers suck unless they are a very minor background player in a big sweet adjunct stout.
Smoked beer / Rauchbier is disgusting IMO.
3 Floyd's Bully Guppy is notorious for being one of the worst beers ever. I had a tiny pour at a Dark Lord day share and couldn't swallow it. Literally tasted like someone mixed vomit and nail polish remover together and bottled it. Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth.
ETA -- Cherry wheat absolutely sucked too, good call upthread.
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Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Perfect example of just how subjective taste is. You hate Rauchbier, I left Munich during Oktoberfest and drove 3 hours to Bamberg just to drink Aecht Schlenkerla Marzen hand-drawn from a wooden cask right at the source. It was magnificent (as was the Bamberg Onion - Google it if you're unfamiliar.)
Willie Neslon
Footballguy
Anyone mention Simpler Times yet? Just awful.
AAABatteries
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On The Rocks
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Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
I can definitely see how cooking with rauchbier would be awesome. Drinking it though :X -- tastes like liquid smoke.
Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
Hamms in the faceted can. So cheap they can't afford round cans.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Count me in with @Evilgrin 72 on the
side of this debate. If it's reasonably fresh (about the best you can hope for stateside) it's like drinking bacon.I don't recall the exact edition, but there was one year (maybe the last) of Stone Vertical Epic that smelled like old lady perfume. MUCH worse than Magic Hat.
Spike
Footballguy
Gustavo Fring
Footballguy
Any type of sour beer - whoever first came up with this has no taste buds.
BowieMercs
Footballguy
BowieMercs
Footballguy
Coeur de Lion
Footballguy
Love sours, personally. Particularly fruited long sours aged in wood. Mmmmm...
And yeah, everyone's palate is different. Hell, my personal tastes have changed a ton over the years.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
My youngest brother despises sours but loves Rauchbier.
My other brother dislikes Rauchbier but digs sours.
I love them both. There's not a single style of beer I don't thoroughly enjoy.
I imagine the average beer drinker in America most likely wouldn't care for either.
It's a good thing, otherwise certain beer styles would either completely dominate the marketplace or would be very expensive/difficult to obtain.
And Steel Reserve sucks.
Gustavo Fring
Footballguy
I have a good amount of friends that love it too. Not for me, but whatever your poison, it all has the same end effect.
