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Worst Movie You’ve Seen (1 Viewer)
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The Future Champs
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Dan Lambskin
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Andy Dufresne
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This movie is funny on an existential level. For some reason, the tire totally freaked out my golden retriever. She inexplicably barked at the screen for almost the entire movie.
5-ish Finkle
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Well, sorry, you're wrong.
Oh, I had blocked this out of my memory. Completely terribad. Not one redeeming quality. "So, it's got Burt from "Soap" and a weird E.T.-ripoff storyline? Why are you still in my office?! GO SHOOT THIS ISH!"
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joffer
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El Floppo
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I love waterworld. and the postman. I also recognize that they are far from tip-top. still waiting for last installment of costner's post-apoc trilogy to come out ... dances with zombies or whatever.
Brady Marino
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Todem
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Ooof not saying much though LOL.
I remember Superman III as well. I am a fan of The Movie and II. This one was poor. Richard Pryor? Ugh what a mis-cast. Also it seemed the budget was bad because the effects went downhill, which is confusing considering how well The Movie and II did at the box office and the popularity of the first two films. But damn they really crapped the bed on this sequel.
Yes...it was better than the dreck that is IV and The god awful Superman Returns.
Todem
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LOL a fan of those two films as well.....especially The Postman. I like the whole western feel of it. Acquired taste I guess.
B Maverick
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Very Bad Things
Only movie I ever wanted to walk out of the theater before it ended. Most of the 10 other people in the theater seemed to indicate the same as we all finally did leave.
Only movie I ever wanted to walk out of the theater before it ended. Most of the 10 other people in the theater seemed to indicate the same as we all finally did leave.
D in the D
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Little Miss Sunshine has to be in the discussion for me. Two hours of bickering, arguing, and nitpicking. So aggravating.
El Floppo
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D in the D
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whiskey7
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I like VBT. So wrong
"Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon. You got a frigid, swamp-hog wife."
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kupcho1
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McJose
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kentric
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At Long Last Love (1975)
Filmmaker Peter Bogdanovich pays tribute to those lavish 1930s musicals in this big-budget outing. Using first-rate sets, glorious costumes, and the wonderful songs of Cole Porter, it follows the romantic misadventures of four wealthy, young sophisticates. All of the actors involved did sing their own songs live during the filming.
Burt Reynolds and Cybill Shepherd singing Cole Porter songs.
Filmmaker Peter Bogdanovich pays tribute to those lavish 1930s musicals in this big-budget outing. Using first-rate sets, glorious costumes, and the wonderful songs of Cole Porter, it follows the romantic misadventures of four wealthy, young sophisticates. All of the actors involved did sing their own songs live during the filming.
Burt Reynolds and Cybill Shepherd singing Cole Porter songs.
kupcho1
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I guess the only contemporary analog here would be if someone was stupid enough to have Borat and Maximus sing in a musical. HA! Never happen
El Floppo
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different strokes and all... but for me- if that's the worst movie you've seen, you haven't seen that many of these truly terrible movies listed or have a strange way of rating. so it would be nice- for me- if sunshine (which I liked a lot) was the worst movie I'd ever seen.
the writing, directing and acting was top-notch in sunshine, even if you didn't like the characters or how they interacted. but if those things don't matter in your rating of movies...
dunno. or is this schtick, similar to tanner's hatred of wes anderson and listing grand budapest hotel as the worst movie he's ever seen, even though he knows he's seen way worse.
KarmaPolice
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The Future Champs
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“My Dinner With Andre” deserves a mention.
El Floppo
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Josie Maran
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I remember being extremely pissed at how bad that one sucked.
It was big because it was the first big release for Travolta after Pulp Fiction IIRC.
identikit
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Josie Maran
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5-ish Finkle
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Of course you do. He wore what amounted to a scarf in both those.El Floppo said:
The Future Champs
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I’m supposed to pay $ to listen to some ##### drone on about himself, and call that entertainment?El Floppo said:
msommer
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Thanks guy. I had successfully repressed my memories of that abomination for years now
El Floppo
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No.
But complaining about that is like complaining about paying to see Star Wars because it has too many spaceships and aliens.
D in the D
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No schtick. The movie was just non-stop bickering to me. Similar to the manufactured conflict in shows like Survivor, etc....I cant stand it.El Floppo said:different strokes and all... but for me- if that's the worst movie you've seen, you haven't seen that many of these truly terrible movies listed or have a strange way of rating. so it would be nice- for me- if sunshine (which I liked a lot) was the worst movie I'd ever seen.
the writing, directing and acting was top-notch in sunshine, even if you didn't like the characters or how they interacted. but if those things don't matter in your rating of movies...
or is this schtick, similar to tanner's hatred of wes anderson and listing grand budapest hotel as the worst movie he's ever seen, even though he knows he's seen way worse.
D in the D
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No schtick. The movie was just non-stop bickering to me. Similar to the manufactured conflict in shows like Survivor, etc....I cant stand it.El Floppo said:different strokes and all... but for me- if that's the worst movie you've seen, you haven't seen that many of these truly terrible movies listed or have a strange way of rating. so it would be nice- for me- if sunshine (which I liked a lot) was the worst movie I'd ever seen.
the writing, directing and acting was top-notch in sunshine, even if you didn't like the characters or how they interacted. but if those things don't matter in your rating of movies...
or is this schtick, similar to tanner's hatred of wes anderson and listing grand budapest hotel as the worst movie he's ever seen, even though he knows he's seen way worse.
Dan Lambskin
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El Floppo
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sure. it was about a dysfunctional family. that was the story. survivor/reality-shows are supposed to be about something else, but have that crap thrown in to generate conflict, which I guess is suppoed to create interest for the viewer. I'm with you- can't stand the manufactured crap in so-called reality shows. but in a scripted movie where that's one of the central themes... different.
dunno. I look at a director like Lars von Trier- he makes basically the same story over and over (insane woman in conflict) in increasingly more pretentious ways. I can't stand this work. but I can still look at it and think- yeah, he's trying stuff as a director that just doesn't appeal to me, even if there are elements to the movie I can appreciate (always visually compelling). as such, I have no interest in seeing his movies any more
this is completely different than the steaming piles Batman & Robin and Dungeons and Dragons the movie. both of those were horribly constructed, miserably told trainwrecks without much in the way of redemption anywhere in the productions: acting, directing, art-direction, editing, lighting, etc- all a complete mess.
so for me- a movie like sunshine (which produced one of my favorite scenes... *warning* there's bickering) has some fantastic acting, solid funny story telling, and is well told visually and pacing-wise... even if you don't like the bickering. makes that hard for me to think anybody would consider it as the worst movie they've ever seen. comes across as schtick, or that you haven't seen many movies to compare it to. or just have a way of rating movies that is waaaaaaaay different than mine
Vanilla Guerrilla
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The great thing is that every time I see that guy in another role I think, "Oooh, Lawnmower Man!!!". Chopper pilot in Lost, Dutch the Clutch in Psych, whatever; he'll always be the Lawnmower Man to me.
KarmaPolice
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KarmaPolice
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This x1000. It's what I tried to say, but you put it in a better way. I can't watch Wes Anderson movies, but like you and von Trier, I think the direction and cinematography alone should keep it off a 'worst movie I've seen' list. Same goes for people listing stuff by PTA, Kubrick, Lynch, and the like. Way too much talent there even if you didn't like the movie. The same can't be said for stuff like Transformers, Children of the Corn 8, or Neighbors 2.sure. it was about a dysfunctional family. that was the story. survivor/reality-shows are supposed to be about something else, but have that crap thrown in to generate conflict, which I guess is suppoed to create interest for the viewer. I'm with you- can't stand the manufactured crap in so-called reality shows. but in a scripted movie where that's one of the central themes... different.
dunno. I look at a director like Lars von Trier- he makes basically the same story over and over (insane woman in conflict) in increasingly more pretentious ways. I can't stand this work. but I can still look at it and think- yeah, he's trying stuff as a director that just doesn't appeal to me, even if there are elements to the movie I can appreciate (always visually compelling). as such, I have no interest in seeing his movies any more
this is completely different than the steaming piles Batman & Robin and Dungeons and Dragons the movie. both of those were horribly constructed, miserably told trainwrecks without much in the way of redemption anywhere in the productions: acting, directing, art-direction, editing, lighting, etc- all a complete mess.
so for me- a movie like sunshine (which produced one of my favorite scenes... *warning* there's bickering) has some fantastic acting, solid funny story telling, and is well told visually and pacing-wise... even if you don't like the bickering. makes that hard for me to think anybody would consider it as the worst movie they've ever seen. comes across as schtick, or that you haven't seen many movies to compare it to. or just have a way of rating movies that is waaaaaaaay different than mine
wikkidpissah
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Whaddya want?! They told you right up front it was gonna be Miserablekupcho1 said:
Maybe not Maximus, but i could see Borat & Optimus in remakes of On The Town or High Society....
McJose
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The Wraith (1986)
The only redeeming thing about this hunk of crap is that it features a couple of cool mid-80s cars.
The only redeeming thing about this hunk of crap is that it features a couple of cool mid-80s cars.
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Dan Lambskin
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Only The Strong (the capoeiran dance fighting movie) isn't the worst movie I've ever seen but it's definitely stupid
El Floppo
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McJose
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D in the D
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Coming up with a "worst movie" is pretty subjective. The movie came recommended by many. IT was a movie that was nominated for and won major awards. It aggravated me to the point of not watching it. That may not be a textbook definition of "worst" I suppose, Expectations vs experience is one way to define "worst".. or at least the way I chose to.
