Worst Movie You’ve Seen (1 Viewer)

[KarmaPolice]

 

[El Floppo]

, how soon we forget.

But better than that Kubrick disaster, right?

 

[El Floppo]

(ftr, I really disliked EWS... but still found some of it amazing to look at)

 

[Brony]

Crossroads was pretty bad, but it was a pleasure compared to Mannequin 2 . 

 

[jdoggydogg]

Think you're being way too generous with the former and to the latter, how soon we forget.

In 2005 I wrote an Amazon review of Crossroads:

My review of the bonus features for Britney Spears' DVD "Crossroads"

Britney Spears' DVD "Crossroads" has three hours of extras. That's 180 minutes. That's 179 more than I could stand to watch. I'd rather watch cockroaches devour a rotten apple. Anyway, I couldn't imagine how they could come up with 3 hours of material, so I checked out the Amazon.com details. 

Crossroads Edition Details:

* Britney's DVD Welcome
(In a bizarre move, Britney uses the phrase "#### the government" 89 times in this segment.)

* 7 Deleted Scenes with On-Camera Introductions by Tamra Davis
(They decided not to include the deleted shovel-to-head decapitation scene. Good move.)

* "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" Music Video
(Not a good video, and yet awful.)

* Photo Gallery
(Includes rare photos of Britney's secret marriage to Meatloaf.)

* Commentary by Ann Carli, Tamra Davis and Shonda Rhimes
(Forget Scorsese and Coppola. All you'll ever need to know about the art of film is right here.)

* Making of "Crossroads" - 40 Days with Britney
(Not surprisingly, Britney says "Like...oh-my-god!" 37 of those days.)

* Break Through Britney - Fun facts and inside comments accessed during the movie
(Fun Fact #16: Britney fights world terrorism in her spare time by posing as the Pakistani "Hello Kitty" regional sales manager.)

* Edit Your Own Music Video
(I especially love the feature where you can pretend to murder the guy that discovered Britney.)

* Taryn's T-Shirts - How to make the t-shirts from the "I Love Rock n' Roll" karaoke scene
(Step #1: Plug in an ordinary household iron. Step #2: Press it against your forehead and cook your brains until you feel you've been punished enough for liking Britney's music.)

* Sing Along with Britney - Karaoke Videos for "Overprotected" and "I'm Not a Girl"
(Plenty of monosyllabic words - so the songs are easy to sing.)

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Boyhood sucked.  I get that it was an accomplishment taking 20 years or whatever to film it but it was boring as hell

 

[peaces]

There could easily be some pcp in that there weed. Still the movie sucked... Way down Stanley's list of movies

 

[McJose]

Crossroads was pretty bad, but it was a pleasure compared to Mannequin 2 . 

Ain't got no chance Blind Dog. You SOLD your soul. You goin' down, all the way down. Hell hounds on your trail, boy, hell hounds on your trail.

 

[KarmaPolice]

There could easily be some pcp in that there weed. Still the movie sucked... Way down Stanley's list of movies

This probably puts me into movie snob Kubrick fanboy category around these parts, but the worst Kubrick movie is still better than  80% of movies made.  

 

[KarmaPolice]

(ftr, I really disliked EWS... but still found some of it amazing to look at)

So did GM!

 

[peaces]

This probably puts me into movie snob Kubrick fanboy category around these parts, but the worst Kubrick movie is still better than  80% of movies made.  

There are a lot of bad movies that's for sure.

 

[KarmaPolice]

There are a lot of bad movies that's for sure.

A great place to start for this thread is all the crappy sequels and remakes.  We probably would be listing thousands and thousands of titles before getting to the Royal Tenenbaums, Eyes Wide Shut and Boyhood type of movies.   We could get to 10 with just crappy  Police Academy, Karate Kid, and Revenge of the Nerds sequels   Or maybe I am the only sick SOB that watched those in the 80s and 90s.  

 

[El Floppo]

A great place to start for this thread is all the crappy sequels and remakes.  We probably would be listing thousands and thousands of titles before getting to the Royal Tenenbaums, Eyes Wide Shut and Boyhood type of movies.   We could get to 10 with just crappy  Police Academy, Karate Kid, and Revenge of the Nerds sequels   Or maybe I am the only sick SOB that watched those in the 80s and 90s.  

Totally. Godfather 2 was pointless drivel- jumping around in time.. actors all over the place. Pretty much like the walking dead.

 

[Gr00vus]

A great place to start for this thread is all the crappy sequels and remakes.  We probably would be listing thousands and thousands of titles before getting to the Royal Tenenbaums, Eyes Wide Shut and Boyhood type of movies.   We could get to 10 with just crappy  Police Academy, Karate Kid, and Revenge of the Nerds sequels   Or maybe I am the only sick SOB that watched those in the 80s and 90s.  

Lots of stupid opinions in this thread, but if you're insinuating that Nerds In Paradise is a bad movie, you just won the stupid opinion crown buddy. Adding Barry Sobel, James Hong, and Courtney Thorne-Smith more than made up for Anthony Edwards's bailing out. And the writing - manifique!

 

[Gr00vus]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

 

[bshell27]

Sausage Party.  Rented the movie and to be fair I went in knowing it would be bad, but it was god awful. 

 

[Nigel]

Ice Castles  - 1978 

Saw it in the theater, I was only nine but still haunts me.

 

[Abrantes]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

Six for me. Dragonball, Manos (MST3K, though), Gigli, Glitter, Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. Their spots are all well-earned. 

PS. Can't imagine what would drive someone to watch the It's Pat movie.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Lots of stupid opinions in this thread, but if you're insinuating that Nerds In Paradise is a bad movie, you just won the stupid opinion crown buddy. Adding Barry Sobel, James Hong, and Courtney Thorne-Smith more than made up for Anthony Edwards's bailing out. And the writing - manifique!

I am talking even more about 3 and 4.  

 

[El Floppo]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

On that list, I saw parts of: from Justin to Kelly, Gigli and Glitter. All just painfully and irredeemably bad (although tbh, the first one was never supposed to be remotely good- just a way of cashing in on American idol). 

Also have seen Battlefield Earth a couple of times- one of my favorite campy bad movies.

 

[Gr00vus]

I am talking even more about 3 and 4.  

Didn't know those existed. Do the jocks ever win one?

 

[El Floppo]

Didn't know those existed. Do the jocks ever win one?

That's the revenge of the jocks series.

 

[KarmaPolice]

That's the revenge of the jocks series.

Yeah - those jocks win enough in real life, dammit!

 

[jdoggydogg]

I made it through about 15 minutes of Bad Santa 2. So I nominate that one.

 

[Christo]

Also because of the completely wrong assertion in the 90'ies that Andie MacDowell was hot

Shut your whore mouth!

 

[El Floppo]

Shut your whore mouth!

Her with Glenn Close's voice in tarzan was oddly appealing.

 

[Christo]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

Me either. But color me curious.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Sadly, I have seen all or most of 19 of those movies listed, and yes - those ratings are deserved.  I think I managed to block most of those from my memory.  

 

[KarmaPolice]

I do want to check out Potato Salad now.  

 

[Gr00vus]

Me either. But color me curious.

I think you're in for disappointment. They're fake.

 

[saintfool]

Just bought this on DVD for 5 bucks. Going to get stoned with my brother in-law  pop this in and LMFAO.

make it a double feature with MST3K and "Mitchell" for even more laughter

 

[General Malaise]

LINK

Heh.....

Be interested to hear you actually explain it but 'good one I guess. 

 

[KarmaPolice]

Dammit, show your work Jdogg! 

 

[Statorama]

Also because of the completely wrong assertion in the 90'ies that Andie MacDowell was hot

Had a mustache that would make Nick Offerman proud

 

[Josie Maran]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

Proud to say that I've only seen one and it was out of morbid curiosity only. 

Battlefield Earth.

 

[tyroneD]

By the way, here's IMDB's bottom 100. I've seen none of these.

Guess at least 2-300 on top of them also have the same low ratings.

 

[The Kansas Comet]

The worst one I remember seeing in the theater was Color of Night with Bruce Willis.  Such a piece of garbage.  I was ticked I spent time and $ seeing it.

 

[General Malaise]

Dammit, show your work Jdogg! 

Was it that hard of a request? He said it was misunderstood .  You fanbois of Kubrick sound like hipsters who get their panties wadded up when somebody insults your band by saying "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND". 

Well, enlighten me. 

 

[General Malaise]

The worst one I remember seeing in the theater was Color of Night with Bruce Willis.  Such a piece of garbage.  I was ticked I spent time and $ seeing it.

That's one of Bruce's most misunderstood films and the scene with the rattlesnake leaping out of the mailbox was sure nice to look at.

 

[Todem]

Totally. Godfather 2 was pointless drivel- jumping around in time.. actors all over the place. Pretty much like the walking dead.

 

[Josie Maran]

That's one of Bruce's most misunderstood films and the scene with the rattlesnake leaping out of the mailbox was sure nice to look at.

Jane March running around naked was nice to look at. 

 

[Bull Dozier]

Ice Pirates and Transylvania 6-5000 have to be at the top of my list for worst movies I have personally seen.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Heh.....

Be interested to hear you actually explain it but 'good one I guess. 

Well, I started to type an answer, but then I remembered you don't like the movie so I gave up. 

ADD is a curse. I'm like a hummingbird: I see a pretty flower and I am instantly distracted.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty sure he was schticking here.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Was it that hard of a request? He said it was misunderstood .  You fanbois of Kubrick sound like hipsters who get their panties wadded up when somebody insults your band by saying "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND". 

Well, enlighten me. 

See above.

The only thing I'll say in defense of Eyes Wide Shut is this:

I love the photography, the music, the Lynch-like plot, and the utter disinterest in any conflict resolution. 

 

[General Malaise]

Well, I started to type an answer, but then I remembered you don't like the movie so I gave up. 

ADD is a curse. I'm like a hummingbird: I see a pretty flower and I am instantly distracted.

Fine, I'll leave it be, but me not liking it has no bearing you explaining to us how it's Kubrick's most misunderstood film.  What did we not understand?  If you've got the Rosetta Stone to this film, share it with us.   

 

[General Malaise]

See above.

The only thing I'll say in defense of Eyes Wide Shut is this:

I love the photography, the music, the Lynch-like plot, and the utter disinterest in any conflict resolution. 

Alright, I think I know where this is going.

 

[KarmaPolice]

It does seem odd that a huge sticking point for you is that they smoked the reefer before the odd stuff happened.  Seems like a weird thing to fixate on, but I do the same thing for movies and tv shows too.  

 

[KarmaPolice]

Ice Pirates and Transylvania 6-5000 have to be at the top of my list for worst movies I have personally seen.

Now back to actual bad movies.  You posting this reminded me of a crappy horror movie 976-EVIL and it's sequel.  

 

[General Malaise]

It does seem odd that a huge sticking point for you is that they smoked the reefer before the odd stuff happened.  Seems like a weird thing to fixate on, but I do the same thing for movies and tv shows too.  

I'd say the bigger sticking point is Tom getting so butt hurt over a dream his wife had.  She's just telling him a dream.  Relax, nerd.  No need to go out and risk your marriage or career or life chasing down a sex orgy or slumming with hookers.  And yeah, as a daily smoker since the early 90's, the impact of weed to a person doesn't render such behavior.  Cmon, now.