Perhaps someone more creative than myself could alter the lyrics from "Copacabana" to "PukaNacua".
His name was Puka, he's a receiver
With yellow horns upon his head and hands that don't S*** the bed
He would run cross routes and go all the way
And if he tried to score from far
Arm tackles were sub par
Across the crowded field, they'd accidentally yield
They were slow and they tackled air
He would always score
He is Puka! Puka Nacua!
The hottest rookie wide receiver
He is Puka! Puka Nacua!
Touchdowns happen when he's in the action
Throw to Puka and fall in love
ETA: Apologies for not having a good rhyme for Nacua. I just kept the meter on that line.