Wrangler Jeans - Now I get it (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

I went trick or treating in my wranglers and had a catch with Brett favre

 

[urbanhack]

If you are ever going to establish who the man in the family is, I think this is the issue you are going to have to take a stand on. Go out and buy a pair of Wranglers and wear them around the house once a week.

Establish I'm the man by showing her that I'm in charge of men's fashion?

He's saying you need to wear the pants. I think.

I do. The ones she buys me.

Before you even suggested getting a pair she said 'No'. Obviously she thinks she runs you. If you can't even pick out a pair of jeans to wear, what does that say about your position in the hierarchy of this relationship?

Pick your battles. Do I really need to win the Fashion War?

You are riding the slippery slope to cuckoldem.

Because I can't wear fancy jeans?

How about just some jeans that fit you and are comfortable?

 

[Freelove]

If you are ever going to establish who the man in the family is, I think this is the issue you are going to have to take a stand on. Go out and buy a pair of Wranglers and wear them around the house once a week.

Establish I'm the man by showing her that I'm in charge of men's fashion?

He's saying you need to wear the pants. I think.

I do. The ones she buys me.

Before you even suggested getting a pair she said 'No'. Obviously she thinks she runs you. If you can't even pick out a pair of jeans to wear, what does that say about your position in the hierarchy of this relationship?

Pick your battles. Do I really need to win the Fashion War?

You are riding the slippery slope to cuckoldem.

Because I can't wear fancy jeans?

How about just some jeans that fit you and are comfortable?

I suggest Wranglers.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Does she let you have your penis back when you need to piss?

This reminds me, I hate jeans with buttons.

 

[Wooderson]

I don't care for name brand jeans if they fit they fit. With that in mind my Lucky Brand jeans fit and feel great.

I will also rock Costco jeans so whatever it takes.

 

[Wooderson]

Does she let you have your penis back when you need to piss?

This reminds me, I hate jeans with buttons.

Won't buy them.

When I was in high school you had to have button fly to be cool. Man were we dumb.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

 

[Guest]

Does she let you have your penis back when you need to piss?

This reminds me, I hate jeans with buttons.

Won't buy them.

When I was in high school you had to have button fly to be cool. Man were we dumb.

Loved button flys in high school. Great for dry humping.

 

[the moops]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

 

[chauncey]

Sheik, if you are looking for a brand try lucky. They are stylish enough to get the ladies attention and they fit great if you are not a fat ###. I own probably 5 or six different brands but the lucky jeans are my favorite, most comfortable.

Levi's has some very respectable jeans these days. The selection at target or the mall may not be great but if you can find a Levi's outlet they have dozens of styles. From dad jeans to cowboy jeans to man that is going to dominate that ##### jeans.

I have an old pair of wranglers that haven't been worn in years. Gonna dig them out, throw on some ropers and hit the town.

 

[Soulfly3]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

You left out your favorite nfl jersey. With a mock turtleneck and tucked in if you really want to look sharp

 

[Soulfly3]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

You left out your favorite nfl jersey. With a mock turtleneck and tucked in if you really want to look sharp

one step at a time, casanova. dont want these guys to get that much power, that quickly.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

You left out your favorite nfl jersey. With a mock turtleneck and tucked in if you really want to look sharp

one step at a time, casanova. dont want these guys to get that much power, that quickly.

Alrightly there slimfit.

 

[Soulfly3]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

You left out your favorite nfl jersey. With a mock turtleneck and tucked in if you really want to look sharp

one step at a time, casanova. dont want these guys to get that much power, that quickly.

Alrightly there slimfit.

slimfit? never. relaxed fit, always.

Im not a hipster. I just like a nice, proper fitting pair of jeans, of good quality, and solid color.

and as for the shoes... no explanation necessary. greatest footwear ever created. timeless.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Levi's aren't stylish. No more than Wrangler. They're just jeans.

This is about 10,000% false.

It really isn't. You just live somewhere where you think it is. Neither of those brands base jeans are stylish

Base jeans?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

levi's went thru a "mini slump" while a ton of brands like parasuco, mavi etc burst onto the scene, but never lost their cool.

now, they're basically the "it" jean again... Levi's are extremely fashionable, unless you're sorting through their "wastebin stock" over at some discount shop from their "midlife crisis" phase.

Levi's and a pair of clarks wallabees = get poon guarantee. you basically secrete confidence from every pore w that as your base.

You left out your favorite nfl jersey. With a mock turtleneck and tucked in if you really want to look sharp

 

[Gandalf the Grey]

My God is this thread hilarious. FBGs know lots of things. Fashion is not one of them.

No argument here. No desire to know "fashion" either. I laugh at guys who worry about "fashion". Fashion is for women.

We used to laugh at guys who wore designer jeans. Disco going' metro's.

I've worn Levi's most of my life but really don't care what brand it is as long as they fit ok, are comfortable and functional. Nothing better than a simple well worn pair of jeans.

 

[Nadtwist]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

 

[flapgreen]

This thread

 

[dickey moe]

5 pages

 

[Spin]

Sheik, if you are looking for a brand try lucky. They are stylish enough to get the ladies attention and they fit great if you are not a fat ###. I own probably 5 or six different brands but the lucky jeans are my favorite, most comfortable.

Another vote for Lucky jeans. Ridiculously comfortable, only jeans I wear any more.

 

[jon_mx]

This is what FBGers have become.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Soulfly3]

the only MAJOR caveat I have for jeans... is no ridiculous designs on the ### pockets.

 

[Slapdash]

I don't care for name brand jeans if they fit they fit. With that in mind my Lucky Brand jeans fit and feel great.

I will also rock Costco jeans so whatever it takes.

Costco and Wrangler jeans are my go to. They're actually comfortable. If I'm trying to look nice, I have plenty of slacks. Designer jeans

 

[the moops]

There is plenty of room between offdee/major level of fashion obsession and old dads wearing mom jeans equivalent.

Losing the baggy and/or boot cut jeans and choosing Levis over wranglers is a nice middle ground for some of you

 

[shadyridr]

I don't care for name brand jeans if they fit they fit. With that in mind my Lucky Brand jeans fit and feel great.

I will also rock Costco jeans so whatever it takes.

Costco and Wrangler jeans are my go to. They're actually comfortable. If I'm trying to look nice, I have plenty of slacks. Designer jeans

lol you must be quite the ladies man

 

[pollardsvision]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

Them boys gonna have'm some durty underware.

 

[Freelove]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

They drive me nuts up into me spleen.

 

[pollardsvision]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

Them boys gonna have'm some durty underware.

Shart move is to skip the underwear.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wrangler butts drive me nuts

Them boys gonna have'm some durty underware.

Shart move is to skip the underwear.

Pet Shop Boys cover of "Brown-Eyed Boy"

 

[playin4beer]

Amazon.com: Your package with Wrangler Men's Rugged Wear Re... has been delivered by the carrier. For more details - www.amazon.com/orders

 

[Slapdash]

I don't care for name brand jeans if they fit they fit. With that in mind my Lucky Brand jeans fit and feel great.

I will also rock Costco jeans so whatever it takes.

Costco and Wrangler jeans are my go to. They're actually comfortable. If I'm trying to look nice, I have plenty of slacks. Designer jeans

lol you must be quite the ladies man

Checked with my fiancee on this issue while rocking some Wranglers. She said that "jeans are jeans" and my butt looks cute either way.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Losing the baggy and/or boot cut jeans and choosing Levis over wranglers is a nice middle ground for some of you

I prefer Wrangler because they have the most room in the crotch which I need.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wearing jeans again today. Apparently I have two pairs of Calvin Klein jeans.

 

[Ned]

$90 for a pair of lucky jeans? WTMF?

 

[Koya]

Was driving around this weekend in my American Eagle 25 buck jeans IN my Jeep Wrangler... Does they count?

 

[beer 30]

You bastards made me actually look at the jeans I have now, Urban Pipeline from Kohl's. Got them on sale (which is why I bought them) for about $10/pair. They were on sale for $14.99 and the wif had a bunch of those crazy Kohl's deals

 

[the moops]

I would guess that most of you guys wear pleated khakis too

 

[belljr]

I would guess that most of you guys wear pleated khakis too

uh no nerds wear them and designer jeans

 

[Koya]

I would guess that most of you guys wear pleated khakis too

Pleated one's hidden deep in the college for more "contemporary" boring fare.

 

[Brownsfan]

Got a pair of Carhartt jeans for Christmas last year. love them. Used to wear only Levi's.

 

[playin4beer]

Ran home for lunch... Package from Amazon was on the doorstep..

Ripped it open.. Looked like "rugged" jeans.. a MAN'S jean...

With great anticipation, I tried them on.. I knew right away, there was a problem.

Length? good, maybe a TAD long.. but better long than short..

Room through the legs and hip? felt good... a little stiff from being new.

Now to the waist... Either I'm fatter than I think and have just stretched out all my current jeans, or Wranglers run small in the waist.

Back to Amazon for the next size up...

 

[urbanhack]

Nudie Jeans are all the rage. I tried a pair of their pants on over the weekend. Might be the most comfortable thing I've ever worn. Not sure I can pay $200, though.

 

[Spin]

$90 for a pair of lucky jeans? WTMF?

I buy them from Sam's Club or Costco for $35-40 when they have them.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Wearing jeans again today. Apparently I have two pairs of Calvin Klein jeans.

I could not be more disappointed in you if you told me you had your taint waxed and your balloon knot whitened, each twice a week by a 60 year old Fire Island drag queen.

 

[chauncey]

Wearing jeans again today. Apparently I have two pairs of Calvin Klein jeans.

I could not be more disappointed in you if you told me you had your taint waxed and your balloon knot whitened, each twice a week by a 60 year old Fire Island drag queen.

Slightly off topic, I met a girl at the bar who does waxing for a living. Considering going to see her for a session just so she is playing around with my cak n balls. Figured there is a 50/50 chance of a happy ending. Anyone have experience with this?

 

[loser]

Kelly Clarkson

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wearing jeans again today. Apparently I have two pairs of Calvin Klein jeans.

I could not be more disappointed in you if you told me you had your taint waxed and your balloon knot whitened, each twice a week by a 60 year old Fire Island drag queen.

With how this thread is all over the place, I'm actually not sure what you're disappointed in. Is it that I own 2 pair of CK jeans? That I own 2 pair of jeans? That my woman buys me CK jeans? Seriously. I'm am utterly nonplussed with what is going on in this thread anymore.