Your One Line To Describe Yourself (1 Viewer)

[Joe Bryant]

I posted this on Twitter today.

Mr. Rogers > Aaron Rodgers. And I like Aaron Rodgers.

This pretty much covers me. On Twitter, that's about one line.

What are 10-15 words that would describe you?

 

[bostonfred]

From a performance evaluation in a Dilbert comic, maybe 20 years ago 

For a person with his personal hygiene, doesn't steal as much as you'd expect.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

You need one line, I'll give you three...

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Never accept a No from someone who is not authorized to give you a Yes to begin with 

 

[Charlie Steiner]

I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.

I'm not on Twitter, so the line below was my first ever FB comment:

A big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.

 

[Navin Johnson]

An oldie but a goodie

I'm not internationally known, but I'm known throughout the microphone!

 

[Zegras11]

I'm known for my close, clean shave. 

 

[Navin Johnson]

I'm known for my close, clean shave. 

Fred?

 

[skol asylum]

Work in progress...and regress.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

I am worth more dead than alive, my wife has confirmed.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I am worth more dead than alive, my wife has confirmed.

Judging by your pic, she may one day make a monkey out of you.

 

[wikkidpissah]

i'm just a love machine, a huggin' kissin' fiend

 

[Leroy Hoard]

i'm just a love machine, a huggin' kissin' fiend

Electricity starts to flow and my indicator starts to glow, woo.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Electricity starts to flow and my indicator starts to glow, woo.

i didnt mention that because it's an extra line AND violates the terms of my probation

 

[Drunken knight]

I drink, and I know things.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

 

[BassNBrew]

From a performance evaluation in a Dilbert comic, maybe 20 years ago 

For a person with his personal hygiene, doesn't steal as much as you'd expect.

I am not a doctor.

 

[AAABatteries]

@Joe Bryant - I talked about this in the political forum but I'll steal the line from the Avett Brothers song:

For life and its loveliness and all of its ugliness - Good as it's been to me, I have no enemies.

 

[Snoopy]

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!” ― Charles  Schulz

 

[Mister CIA]

'sup.

 

[KGB]

In Soviet Russia.  Tom Brady pick you!

 

[joffer]

I don’t take anything personally

 

[rockaction]

#### it.

I once could recite both Matthew Arnold's "Dover Beach" and Nas's "Get Down" verbatim.

The sea is calm tonight

 

[Terminalxylem]

I put the me in mediocre, and the punk in punctilious.

 

[rockaction]

I put the me in mediocre, and the punk in punctilious.

I once had a nickname for a social climber I knew way back when. I called him "Punk Unctuous" and ran it all together just so. Like the Sex Pistols did with Pretty Vacant. That's really neither here nor there, but the punk and punctilious inspired me to share that.