Sweet can't wait to check them out. SiriusXm OnDemand.I've really enjoyed the 'Best of 2012' this week.
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Please See Mine
Footballguy
That provided weeks of content. Tim is probably a sociopath.I've really enjoyed the 'Best of 2012' this week.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
They played
today. By FAR my favorite Jack & Rod segment ever.
today. By FAR my favorite Jack & Rod segment ever.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Howard's very first **** Clark grunt at 0:43 makes me #### my pants. 
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
She wasn't. Howard mentioned her cat making noise today.
John Bender
Footballguy
lumpy19
Footballguy
I'm just starting the show....Gary and jon hein in studio, i can't believe how excited i am for this
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
It was OK. She said afterward that Fred played it too fast - she said "double speed", although it wasn't anywhere close to actually being DOUBLE speed. She sings well, but I guess I'm used to hearing a male baritone voice on that song, I thought Pearl Jam's version was vastly superior.
Ray Hueston
Footballguy
I have her, McAfee and Justin Bieber in my big money pool
Her cracking on Lisa G. was awesome.Maines says she's really a "rock" girl but everything sure sounds like country coming out of her mouth.
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root of all aliai
Howard spoke in a lot of detail about the lawsuit stuff. Sounds to me like he's in the wrong.
He got $$ from the merger that wasn't in the spirit of the agreement, but he also wants his subscriber bonus. He should have received 1 or the other, or some kind of adjusted bonus for both. To get both in full seems unreasonable.
He got $$ from the merger that wasn't in the spirit of the agreement, but he also wants his subscriber bonus. He should have received 1 or the other, or some kind of adjusted bonus for both. To get both in full seems unreasonable.
His contention is that the merger bonus was added to protect him from XM buying Sirius. In that scenario he is only eligible for the one merger bonus. If Sirius bought out XM, i.e. winning, then Howard is eligible for both bonuses.Granted I only hear Howard's side of the argument, but I do think he played a significant role in Sirius winning the battle with XM. Howard did help them acquire XMs' subscribers. I don't think you pay someone 100mill/year if they don't have significant influence.'17seconds said:
hotdogcollars
Footballguy
fwiw, the clapping was the result of some early nbc exec telling them the show needed to be more "exciting" and "zany" like the other shows of the time. In fact, the clapping existed on a number of the other popular radio shows around then. So, jackie et al just took it and went overboard. from then on for a # of years, it stuck.
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root of all aliai
If the contract was written such that Sirius buying out XM gets him a bonus, then there would be no issue. But that's apparently not how it is written and wasn't the intention of the bonus, even according to Howard.Howard's entire argument about the sacrifices and risk he took going to Sirius mean nothing as far as the lawsuit goes.
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root of all aliai
Interesting. Makes sense. Still shouldn't subject your audience to that for so long though.
hotdogcollars
Footballguy
a billion $ company and a guy worth 9 figures arguing over millions. count me out. i just want him to do a few more years of decent shows and then offer something via his own personal archive after that
hotdogcollars
Footballguy
agreed, it can get really annoying if it hits you the wrong way. like if someone has a voice that just grates on you. no matter what you do, you cant get out of earshot from the person
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I had to turn off the show today.It's not tiresome AT ALL listening to Howard cry about not getting a bonus on top of his $500M contract.
Is this guy for real?
How does someone not pull him aside to explain that most of his listeners are doing jobs they hate for shit pay?
If we just saw news stories every six months about this lawsuit fans would be begging him to talk about it. Nothing worse then when someone says I can't talk about that because it's in litigation.
It's not tiresome AT ALL listening to Howard cry about not getting a bonus on top of his $500M contract.
Is this guy for real?
How does someone not pull him aside to explain that most of his listeners are doing jobs they hate for shit pay?
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
But there is a happy medium between never bringing it up and whining about it constantly.If we just saw news stories every six months about this lawsuit fans would be begging him to talk about it. Nothing worse then when someone says I can't talk about that because it's in litigation.
It's not tiresome AT ALL listening to Howard cry about not getting a bonus on top of his $500M contract.
Is this guy for real?
How does someone not pull him aside to explain that most of his listeners are doing jobs they hate for shit pay?
Please See Mine
Footballguy
Love this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpEDSUUH7QoRight or wrong?
Plus this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36yHJI6DRTc
Kills me every single time she says "My #####'s drier than a pile of dead leaves."
They should concentrate more on Jack and Rod bits and less on Tradio.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
LOL. Love Blue.
The one with her calling the mechanic to come out and "fix" her car always floors me. "Dog-eff me"
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I'm surprised Howard gave Ronnie so much grief for washing his starfish with soap and water after taking a dump. Howard says "nobody else does that"... 
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
Dropping "remnants" into the bathroom sink and being left with a ####-stained washcloth seems like a bad tradeoff as oppossed to just jumping in the shower again. I can't imagine you are saving much time if any.I'm surprised Howard gave Ronnie so much grief for washing his starfish with soap and water after taking a dump. Howard says "nobody else does that"...
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
LOL.There are no "remnants"... no "####-stained washcloths"...Dropping "remnants" into the bathroom sink and being left with a ####-stained washcloth seems like a bad tradeoff as oppossed to just jumping in the shower again. I can't imagine you are saving much time if any.I'm surprised Howard gave Ronnie so much grief for washing his starfish with soap and water after taking a dump. Howard says "nobody else does that"...
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
Try it before you knock it. People thought Christopher Columbus was nuts, too!
Wiping well before you get off the throne is the key, as Ronnie said. And I only do it at home.
If you go that route still got to think baby wipes are the better way to go. Plus no soiled washcloth to deal with.LOL.There are no "remnants"... no "####-stained washcloths"...Dropping "remnants" into the bathroom sink and being left with a ####-stained washcloth seems like a bad tradeoff as oppossed to just jumping in the shower again. I can't imagine you are saving much time if any.I'm surprised Howard gave Ronnie so much grief for washing his starfish with soap and water after taking a dump. Howard says "nobody else does that"...
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
Try it before you knock it. People thought Christopher Columbus was nuts, too!
Wiping well before you get off the throne is the key, as Ronnie said. And I only do it at home.
Deepster
Footballguy
I don't understand how this is that much better than using wipes, and at least you're not getting your azzjuices all over the sink.
I go with regular paper to get the dirty work done, then one wipe to get any residual, then a second wipe to finish up which is always clear and clean of any poo. I don't know what handwashing in a sink does more than that?
I go with regular paper to get the dirty work done, then one wipe to get any residual, then a second wipe to finish up which is always clear and clean of any poo. I don't know what handwashing in a sink does more than that?
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
If their is a washcloth it becomes soiled right? Sure you rinse it with soap but it's still laying there.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Fair question: personal preference.For me, soap and hot water is 100x more soothing on that most delicate area.
Txns8
Footballguy
So pleasure around your starfish is what you're after? Interesting....
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Around it... sure.
Deepster
Footballguy
Not for nothing, but people come after you and brush their teeth and wash their face. I'm just sayin.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
They do?
Premier
Footballguy
Surprise!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Crazy! I thought I lived alone.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
LOL.There are no "remnants"... no "####-stained washcloths"...Dropping "remnants" into the bathroom sink and being left with a ####-stained washcloth seems like a bad tradeoff as oppossed to just jumping in the shower again. I can't imagine you are saving much time if any.I'm surprised Howard gave Ronnie so much grief for washing his starfish with soap and water after taking a dump. Howard says "nobody else does that"...
I have been doing it for years. I don't actually climb up ONTO the sink like an orangutan as Ronnie does. All you gotta do is put one leg up on the side of the sink and use a washcloth. You'll feel much better and having a nice clean anus also helps to prevent hemorrhoids.
I'm with Scores Man on this one.
Try it before you knock it. People thought Christopher Columbus was nuts, too!
Wiping well before you get off the throne is the key, as Ronnie said. And I only do it at home.
Txns8
Footballguy
I don't get this argument. Do you dip your toothbrush in the sink?
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I just imagine some fat dude splashing ###-water all over the faucet. Then it's dripping everywhere and intermingling with the water when I turn the faucet on. Not cool.
Keerock
Footballguy
She's dumber than a box of hair sometimes.Worth it to keep her around just for the parody songs about her cans...
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root of all aliai
The amount of money doesn't irk me. He deserves to make an obscene amount of money. Just think Howard is way too wrapped up in his contributions to radio and the risk he took going to satellite. He thinks the world owes him everything.
It's not tiresome AT ALL listening to Howard cry about not getting a bonus on top of his $500M contract.
Is this guy for real?
How does someone not pull him aside to explain that most of his listeners are doing jobs they hate for shit pay?
"My hand slides up and down."
