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Funny things your kid has said (3 Viewers)
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Kanil
Footballguy
My 3yo recently spent some time with my sister who listens to a lot of pop music. Last night he started galloping around the kitchen and fist pumping singing this song from PITBULL:
it's going down... i'm yelling TIMBER... You gotta dance... Let's have a night... you wont remember... I'll be the one, you wont forget!
it's going down... i'm yelling TIMBER... You gotta dance... Let's have a night... you wont remember... I'll be the one, you wont forget!
El Floppo
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
My 6 yo son said his teacher's aide told him he's a good dancer.
He usually dances around quite a bit when he's trying to delay going to the bathroom so I asked him if that was what he was doing. He replied no.
He starts dancing around and singing, "I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moo-oo-oo-OO-oo-oo-oo-oo-oves like Jagger."
He usually dances around quite a bit when he's trying to delay going to the bathroom so I asked him if that was what he was doing. He replied no.
He starts dancing around and singing, "I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moo-oo-oo-OO-oo-oo-oo-oo-oves like Jagger."
MikeIke
Footballguy
I figured I might get this question. Around here, if 10/31 is on a Friday or Saturday they will do Beggar's Night on an earlier date. I think the reasoning is so that the little kids are not out running around while teens & adults might be driving around drunk.
Up until about 10 years ago, Beggar's night was never on actual Halloween in these parts.
shadyridr
Footballguy
So two weeks ago there was broken glass all over the sidewalk by my sons school. He (age 5) asked me what happened and i said some teenagers probably threw some bottles. He asked me what that means and i said when you turn 13 you are a teenager and some teenagers like to be troublemakers.
Fast forward to today, out of the blue he asks me "when im 13 im gonna turn into a ninja". Took me about ten minutes to figure out he meant teenager
Fast forward to today, out of the blue he asks me "when im 13 im gonna turn into a ninja". Took me about ten minutes to figure out he meant teenager
Kanil
Footballguy
My son's been sick the last couple of days. Nothing major but he gets run down really easily and turns into a whiney turd later in the evening. So last night he's running back and forth between the kitchen and the living room being SpiderMichaelangelo (spiderman and ninja turtle combo). So I, trying to keep him from wearing himself out, have the following conversation with him:
Me: Hey Kanil Jr, lets try to calm down so you don't wear yourself out.
Him: ???
Me: Stop running around
Him: OK
He then proceeds to run back and forth another time so I'm like... WTF...
Me: Mister, I thought I asked you to stop running around.
Him: I'm not running around... I'm just running straight.
Me: *stunned silence*
Him: Runs off to the living room.
Mrs. Kanil started laughing so I shrugged and let him run off. Touche kid, touche.
Me: Hey Kanil Jr, lets try to calm down so you don't wear yourself out.
Him: ???
Me: Stop running around
Him: OK
He then proceeds to run back and forth another time so I'm like... WTF...
Me: Mister, I thought I asked you to stop running around.
Him: I'm not running around... I'm just running straight.
Me: *stunned silence*
Him: Runs off to the living room.
Mrs. Kanil started laughing so I shrugged and let him run off. Touche kid, touche.
fatness
Footballguy
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
My 6 yo son was eating his pancakes. From across the room unprovoked he said to me, "Hey Dad? Did you know I can dance like a leprechaun?"
"Yes, I did."
My wife and I smiled at each other and just chuckled.
"Yes, I did."
My wife and I smiled at each other and just chuckled.
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Is he 21?
Jayded
Footballguy
My 4 yo son is very routine and he knows his schedule like clockwork.
I was putting him to bed and my wife comes in and tries to get him to say goodnight to her mid-process rather than waiting for where it goes in his schedule. He wanted to read his story, so the following ensued...
Wife: "Come say good night"
Son: "No. Story time and then good night"
Wife: "Come on, I'm not coming back up to say good night"
Son: "You're cute mommy....Now get out."
I was putting him to bed and my wife comes in and tries to get him to say goodnight to her mid-process rather than waiting for where it goes in his schedule. He wanted to read his story, so the following ensued...
Wife: "Come say good night"
Son: "No. Story time and then good night"
Wife: "Come on, I'm not coming back up to say good night"
Son: "You're cute mommy....Now get out."
Mr. Ected
Footballguy
Not one of my kids, but my daughter's BF
Rasine (8 y.o.): Ramsey (4 y.o. Brother) is a little midget whore!
Mom: What did you just call your brother?!?
Rasine: A midget horror (still pronouncing it whore), you know like horror movies? Ramsey is a little midget horror!
Ahhh, sibling love!
Rasine (8 y.o.): Ramsey (4 y.o. Brother) is a little midget whore!
Mom: What did you just call your brother?!?
Rasine: A midget horror (still pronouncing it whore), you know like horror movies? Ramsey is a little midget horror!
Ahhh, sibling love!
belljr
Footballguy
So my daughter just turned 9. And for how smart she is she is still believing in Santa which is surprising.
So we are out at target and I'm getting some ideas for her for Christmas list when it's time. So she's tries the 3ds and loves it.
her: daddy that's my top thing to ask for
me: ok we'll see it is expensive
her: daddy santa builds his toys right?
me:
yes why
her: well I'll ask Santa for it so that will save you money for other gifts.
me:
sounds like a good idea
I think I'm being played
So we are out at target and I'm getting some ideas for her for Christmas list when it's time. So she's tries the 3ds and loves it.
her: daddy that's my top thing to ask for
me: ok we'll see it is expensive
her: daddy santa builds his toys right?
me:
yes whyher: well I'll ask Santa for it so that will save you money for other gifts.
me:
sounds like a good idea I think I'm being played
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Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
I know you are.So my daughter just turned 9. And for how smart she is she is still believing in Santa which is surprising.
So we are out at target and I'm getting some ideas for her for Christmas list when it's time. So she's tries the 3ds and loves it.
her: daddy that's my top thing to ask for
me: ok we'll see it is expensive
her: daddy santa builds his toys right?
me:
her: well I'll ask Santa for it so that will save you money for other gifts.
me:
I think I'm being played
tipsy mcstagger
Footballguy
hey little tipsy (7)...what are you thinking about?
unicorn farts....
unicorn farts....
GoFishTN
Footballguy
My kids are a little younger, but they have the same attitude. "Don't worry daddy, Santa gets everything for free!"So my daughter just turned 9. And for how smart she is she is still believing in Santa which is surprising.
So we are out at target and I'm getting some ideas for her for Christmas list when it's time. So she's tries the 3ds and loves it.
her: daddy that's my top thing to ask for
me: ok we'll see it is expensive
her: daddy santa builds his toys right?
me:
her: well I'll ask Santa for it so that will save you money for other gifts.
me:
I think I'm being played
Jayrod
Footballguy
Me: Abigail (4 yr old), get in the bath.
Abigail: Dad, I have to go potty.
Me: You went at the restaurant an hour ago and went again when we got home 20 minutes ago, there is no way you have to go again.
Abigail: Dad, I'm a girl. I have to go a lot, just like mommy & Grandma.
Great, just great. Now we won't be able to drive 20 miles without stopping.
Abigail: Dad, I have to go potty.
Me: You went at the restaurant an hour ago and went again when we got home 20 minutes ago, there is no way you have to go again.
Abigail: Dad, I'm a girl. I have to go a lot, just like mommy & Grandma.
Great, just great. Now we won't be able to drive 20 miles without stopping.
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
Corporation
Angry Bovine
My 14 year old came in to take out his right contact lens.
Me : is it hurting you ?
Son : Not really.
Me : Well can you see out of it?
Son : Yes, as long as I don't close my left eye.
Me : is it hurting you ?
Son : Not really.
Me : Well can you see out of it?
Son : Yes, as long as I don't close my left eye.
KGB
Footballguy
ff team namehey little tipsy (7)...what are you thinking about?
unicorn farts....
FUBAR
Footballguy
hey little tipsy (7)...what are you thinking about?
unicorn farts....
My 6 year old kept telling me to have a happy Veterinarians Day.
Plainfield John
Footballguy
I have no idea where he got this from, but one of my 2 year old son's favorite things to say recently is "excited to see mommy poop!"
FUBAR
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
That's a keeper. Get it on film so it will be there for the rest of your lives.xulf said:
Seriously.
Zegras11
Footballguy
We have, "row, row, row your boaf, gently down the street. Merrily, merrily, merrily, life's a soda stream." on film....
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Tonight at dinner:
Our four-year old son: "Your friend Darrell looks like your friend Tom."
Me: "No he doesn't. They don't look anything like each other."
Son: "Yes he does. He has a head like him and all kinds of stuff!"
Our four-year old son: "Your friend Darrell looks like your friend Tom."
Me: "No he doesn't. They don't look anything like each other."
Son: "Yes he does. He has a head like him and all kinds of stuff!"
Keerock
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Wife texted me earlier in the week that she cut a smelly fart in the car. All three kids start gagging, carrying on, etc.
She rolls the window down...
Two-year old: "Ohhhhhh, fresshhh airrrrr!"
She rolls the window down...
Two-year old: "Ohhhhhh, fresshhh airrrrr!"
MikeIke
Footballguy
nirad3
Footballguy
Unfortunately, I must correct you. It's Peppa. The 3.5 and 2 year old both love it. <_<
Also... the 3.5 year old has added "f'in" (not the shortened version, but the real deal) to her vocabulary.
What's worse is that she uses it correctly: as in "f'in dog!" or "f'in computer!"
tipsy mcstagger
Footballguy
unicorn fart kid uttered "you stupid *******" last night to his brother. this after saying "bite my shiny metal ###" and "kill all the humans" earlier. It might be time to quit letting them watch futurama.
