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Me: Honey, whats an aircraft carrier?Wife: why are you asking me that?'mr roboto said:Just did. 'Honey, what's an aircraft carrier?'My ex didn't know what an aircraft carrier was. Try that one out on the ladies and report back.
'A plane!'
'No, that would be an aircraft. So then what would an aircraft carrier be?'
'Something that carries a plane?'
'Yes. And what kind of thing would carry a plane?'
'A boat?'
'Yes, so what's an aircraft carrier?'
'A boat!!!'
Me: Do you know what it is?
Wife: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: well?
Wife: Do you know what a piece of paper is?
Me: never mind
WIfe: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: At least I'm pretty.