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- Thread starter Ray Karpis
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Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
sounds like your wife has been fantasizing about getting 
in a pool. has Showgirls been on cable recently?
in a pool. has Showgirls been on cable recently?
Herb
Footballguy
That's what chemicals are for. What, do ya wanna live forever? Or do you wanna engage in some super funtime extracurricular with the wife? Prude.'Mad Cow said:In a pool/hot tub where thousands of other couples have done nastier things than you care to think about, in the same freaking water.'Herb said:Nice. This is why you go to places like this. Not to eyeball strange hotties, but to ball your own hottie.'Ray Karpis said:So things are going nicely, you might say. We got in yesterday afternoon. Place is terrific. We have a suite on the top floor and have a perfect view of the pool area. Tropical oasis is how it was described on the website..who am I to argue. It's beautiful. Pool and hot tub surrounded by trees and tropical plants...kinda cozy. Not a lot of activity yesterday afternoon.So we wound up last night at a little jazz club. Knockout blonde singing with a 3-piece band. Great atmosphere, wife is digging it, good food and a few drinks. The blonde is hitting the champagne throughout her sets and as we walk toward the door past her to leave, she gives me big tipsy smile and a wink. I'm feeling invincible.We take a cab back to our place and go upstairs. Mrs. Karpis is feeling me out, "so, you want to just go to bed or do you want to go down to the pool for a minute?" Of course we're heading to the pool. I put just a towel on, as I have no intentions of being anything but stark-### naked. Wife feigns shock (at least I think she feigned it), "oh my gosh, you're really going to go down there like that?!" She puts on her bathing suit and we head down. It is deserted (only about 10:30), which is probably good. After about 3 minutes of being in the water, and my "nobody gives a ####" speech, off come the bottoms (which I wasn't expecting) and the top. I make sure to toss them a good 20-feet away from the edge of the pool.About 10 minutes in, two really attractive women walk by the pool (I'm thinking lesbians) and head to their room. I had high hopes of them returning, but a few minutes later they come back by pulling their suitcases behind them.
So we swim around a little and then get in the hot tub. Wife is loving it and really feeling like she is way outside her norm. Right as we get out of the hot tub and back into the pool another couple comes walking up. They head to the hot tub. The other woman is a 6 - little thick, big cans, late 30s...not bad. So we settle back into our swim and things progress...
...in the pool.[Mrs. Karpis just intruded...going to have to resume later]
Addai's Adidas
Footballguy
Band I'm in is playing at a clothing optional festival. I'm thinking jock strap?
Herb
Footballguy
Only as a hat.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You made love to your wife in front of other people? Wasn't that....weird?
xulf
Footballguy
I don't think you can use the term "made love" in this circumstance
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
Where's our hero? I'm anxious for an update.
Fennis
Footballguy
Not to mention that it wasnt the OP who "made love" to his wife.I don't think you can use the term "made love" in this circumstance
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
So to continue the tale from night one . . .
Just to clarify, the hot tub is elevated above the pool and has a high edge, so part of the pool isn't in view from the hot tub. I don't think the other couple saw much, if any, of what was going on. I may have to put in a pool in my backyard. Mrs. Karpis was digging it. So time went on for awhile between moments of "oh my gosh, can they see us?" and "oh my gosh, I don't care if they see us." Good times. From my viewpoint while in the pool, looking back up at the hot tub, my neighbor was saddled up behind his wife and not paying attention to us at all.
So we eventually head up to our suite to finish things off so to speak. We have a large shuttered window that overlooks the pool but that is partially hidden by a palm tree. We are on the top floor of the house. From our room, we had quite a show of the other couple.
All in all, not a bad first day at Nakedville.
Next morning, I go downstairs and who is sitting at the dining room table having coffee but the couple from the night before. Wife is better looking than what I was able to gather in the dark. We small talk a bit.
Afternoon of day 2, we got back to the B&B after a lot of walking all day. Grab a few drinks and we head back down to the pool. This was a little less eventful, so I'll give a quick rundown of the key players.
- Couple from the previous night. Wife is topless, husband scurries to put his shorts on as soon as wife and I come down.
Rookie. He and his wife decide to skip town back to the room pretty quickly.
- Mid 40s couple, nothing spectacular but the wife is in decent shape. She is chatty...had been hitting the beer...and clearly was interested in seeing the Karpis monster.
- Third couple - wife is a poor man's Gwen Stefani. Okay, a very poor man, but she wasn't bad. I say Gwen Stefani because she is blonde and had these little pigtails. Hot pink string thong and no top. Great body. I'm telling you folks, we are defying the percentages with the quality on this trip. This has to be a statistical anomaly.
So, we only stay down about an hour, but have a few drinks, loosen up, and lose a few layers. Wife keeps the bottoms and stays in the water, but it was a big step for her with 4-6 other people around. Very laidback vibe. Again, good times.
So we had a late night last night and didn't make a return trip to the pool. Started raining around midnight, so just was well.
So here we are on day 3. Gwen Stefani was down in the pool a few minutes ago. Mrs. Karpis is napping, and I'm sipping a beer, hoping we wrap up the trip with a bang.
Just to clarify, the hot tub is elevated above the pool and has a high edge, so part of the pool isn't in view from the hot tub. I don't think the other couple saw much, if any, of what was going on. I may have to put in a pool in my backyard. Mrs. Karpis was digging it. So
time went on for awhile between moments of "oh my gosh, can they see us?" and "oh my gosh, I don't care if they see us." Good times. From my viewpoint while in the pool, looking back up at the hot tub, my neighbor was saddled up behind his wife and not paying attention to us at all.So we eventually head up to our suite to finish things off so to speak. We have a large shuttered window that overlooks the pool but that is partially hidden by a palm tree. We are on the top floor of the house. From our room, we had quite a show of the other couple.
All in all, not a bad first day at Nakedville.
Next morning, I go downstairs and who is sitting at the dining room table having coffee but the couple from the night before. Wife is better looking than what I was able to gather in the dark. We small talk a bit.
Afternoon of day 2, we got back to the B&B after a lot of walking all day. Grab a few drinks and we head back down to the pool. This was a little less eventful, so I'll give a quick rundown of the key players.
- Couple from the previous night. Wife is topless, husband scurries to put his shorts on as soon as wife and I come down.
Rookie. He and his wife decide to skip town back to the room pretty quickly.- Mid 40s couple, nothing spectacular but the wife is in decent shape. She is chatty...had been hitting the beer...and clearly was interested in seeing the Karpis monster.
- Third couple - wife is a poor man's Gwen Stefani. Okay, a very poor man, but she wasn't bad. I say Gwen Stefani because she is blonde and had these little pigtails. Hot pink string thong and no top. Great body. I'm telling you folks, we are defying the percentages with the quality on this trip. This has to be a statistical anomaly.
So, we only stay down about an hour, but have a few drinks, loosen up, and lose a few layers. Wife keeps the bottoms and stays in the water, but it was a big step for her with 4-6 other people around. Very laidback vibe. Again, good times.
So we had a late night last night and didn't make a return trip to the pool. Started raining around midnight, so just was well.
So here we are on day 3. Gwen Stefani was down in the pool a few minutes ago. Mrs. Karpis is napping, and I'm sipping a beer, hoping we wrap up the trip with a bang.
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Ray Karpis
Footballguy
A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.
If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.
Think you misread something along the way. There was no plow-share involved.
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I honestly don't see this happening.
James Daulton
Footballguy
Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.
chadjohnsonfan
Footballguy
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.
MikeIke
Footballguy
I'll take a PM
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be 
. After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl.
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching.
We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
. After the wife's nap, we spent an hour or so in the pool before going back upstairs to get ready to go out. We knew we were going to hear a jazz band in a hip (more hip than we normally are) section of town, so Mrs. Karpis put on a slinky little top and tights and put her hair up in a ponytail. She looked like a college girl. Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching.
We could hear the other couple whispering and giggling from time to time, and after about 15 minutes, I hear the rookies stirring and getting out of the pool. From where I was sitting, I couldn't see them well when they were in the pool but rookie wife climbed out in plain view. I didn't want to stare, but like I said earlier, she had nice chest hardware.I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
RUSF18
Footballguy
It's pretty easy for it to happen in ThisStoryIsMadeUpLand
gmbacm
Footballguy
Is this now choose your own adventure?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Nice work here.I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Mr. Soup Nazi
Footballguy
What did she do with the bottle?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
nice cliffhanger... I won't make any disparaging requests about your wife, so please describe the other woman's massive honkers in detail.
James Daulton
Footballguy
That's probably because you have a small wiener.Congrats on enjoying yourself but I don't think I would dig other people checking out my work. I don't get the whole voyeur thing but to each his own I guess.A few housekeeping items before a final report:
Here's the thing. I really don't want the name of this place posted in this thread. A google search would inevitably lead to this thread, and I would feel like a schmuck if the owners knew people (me) were giving a play-by-play of other guests, etc. I might be able to post a few pics once when I get them uploaded.If by "weird" you mean "awesome"...then yes. Honestly, as I said, I don't really think they could see us. If anything, maybe an occasional glimpse of us from the shoulders up. That said, the fact they were 10 feet away added a level of excitement we'd not had before.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
:rolfa
Herb
Footballguy
If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking myI'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
and going home...
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
Is this the thread where we write our own submissions to Penthouse forum?
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
What did she do with the bottle?I'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
I don't care if this thread is made up, I love it!
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Patience, Herbert, patience. What kind of man would I be to turn down a glass of wine from a naked woman.If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking myI'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
Herb
Footballguy
Well sir, the answer is that you wouldn't be any kind of man at all...Patience, Herbert, patience. What kind of man would I be to turn down a glass of wine from a naked woman.If your answer is not a resounding "HELL YES!" here, I'm taking myI'm pleased to say evening 3 was no letdown. The jazz/wine/pool combo proved to be
Dinner, drinks, and dancing and then back to the B&B.
Being veterans at this point, we wrapped in towels and headed to the hot tub. It was dark and at first I thought no one was in the pool, but then I saw the "rookie" couple from the first night over in the corner. Rookie wife was leaning up against the side of the pool with nothing on. We exchanged brief chit chat, which was the first time she had really chatted it up with us in the pool. Kinda like my wife, she had appeared to me to be a little out of her comfort zone. But they both had wine glasses on the edge of the pool, so I'm thinking she had let her guard down a little.
So wife and I drop towels and ease into the hot tub. We brought down a few beers and were just content to sit in the bubbles for awhile. Wife was playful but still darting her eyes around back toward the windows of the B&B to make sure no one was watching.
I assumed at that point, she was going to grab her towel and head back to their room. But instead, she called back to her husband, who was still in the pool, and asked if there was anymore wine. He said there was and pointed to an ice bucket. As she's walking over to get the wine bottle, she turns to us and says, "are you guys wine drinkers?"
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
So you're OK donking your wife in public but you're not OK posting the name of the place on the remote chance that someone finds the thread that you've written under an alias.
Mr. Soup Nazi
Footballguy
Was there carpet or linoleum?
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
"Are you guys wine drinkers?"
"We love a good glass of wine."
The question had caught me off guard considering I expected this naked stranger to grab her towel and dart into the shadows.
So at that moment, I'm still thinking they are on their way back to their room. So when rookie wife asks if we drink wine, I'm thinking she is going to offer us the rest of their bottle since they are turning in. That assumption would prove to be wrong.
So before I get ahead of myself, there's one mental snapshot I should share. The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
So back to the wine...she picks up the bottle and tells her husband to go get two more glasses.
"We love a good glass of wine."
The question had caught me off guard considering I expected this naked stranger to grab her towel and dart into the shadows.
So at that moment, I'm still thinking they are on their way back to their room. So when rookie wife asks if we drink wine, I'm thinking she is going to offer us the rest of their bottle since they are turning in. That assumption would prove to be wrong.
So before I get ahead of myself, there's one mental snapshot I should share. The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
So back to the wine...she picks up the bottle and tells her husband to go get two more glasses.
Mr. Soup Nazi
Footballguy
RUSF18
Footballguy
It's frank and beans?The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
Maik Jeaunz
Footballguy
curtains or starfish?So before I get ahead of myself, there's one mental snapshot I should share. The ice bucket with the bottle of wine is sitting on the edge of the pool. Rookie wife walks toward it with her back to us. Though I mentioned she was a little "thick," she was one of those gals with a smallish waist with wider hips and nice, heart-shaped ###. So she bends over just slightly to grab the bottle, and I get just a faint glimpse of...well, you know.
General Malaise
Footballguy
F5
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Meh. A little too obviously made up. Good effort though.
Bronco Billy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
MOAR!
Bronco Billy
Footballguy
Moderators, is there a way we can merge this thread and the Grunting thread?
TIA
TIA
gianmarco
Footballguy
[HJS]Might as well throw in the teenage daughter birthday party while we're at it.[/HJS]
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