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lets not get this thread axed .... lets move this discussion to movies you have seen recently!
My wife is the opposite - no chance she's going to sanitize groceries. She's not keen on wearing a mask anytime soon, either. She's pretty chill about it all, which I'm happy about, because I am too. I use the phrase "not afraid but prudent" to describe our actions. I'll use the wipe on the grocery cart handle, I'll wash my hands after coming home from the store (and frequently at home), but I'm not going to treat every item and breath of air like it's infected. I couldn't handle that for a day, nevermind a month.How do people let items that need refrigeration sit in the garage for 3 days? Like any dairy products like yogurt, milk ,cheese, ice cream?My wife has slight ADHD, which has now kicked into major overdrive. It's barely noticeable usually. Now she's over the cliff.
Clothes must be removed entering the house and put in a hamper in the garage. Gloves and masks 100% required, even in my own car. Alcohol swabs? There's never a chance you'd need one since we are in hazmat gear anytime we exit the premises by 1 foot. She has not left the house in the last 3 days. There will be no touching. Can't get within 5 feet of her without her losing it. Every morning a lecture to me and the college kids about what we need to do and did wrong yesterday. Cause you know, college kids love the lectures about what they are doing wrong. Groceries sterilize 3 days in the garage, but as of today we have to order online. No more stores.
She's really smart. How she went down this road in the last week is sad. It's one thing to be smart. It's another to live in constant fear.
Trying to play along for the most part. But soon I'm gonna quarantine myself in the extra bedroom, put some medieval chain locks on the door, and get a full subscription to pornhub.
I have the large plastic crate that I have been putting my canned goods, Gatorade and all sealed packages in. I put it in the driveway and spray some Clorox on. Then rise off everything with running water from the hose for a couple of minutes and let dry. Not sure if it works but it makes my wife feel better.
Is the news on the TV 24/7 or even the vast majority of the day by chance? If so, change the channel to anything but the news.My wife has slight ADHD, which has now kicked into major overdrive. It's barely noticeable usually. Now she's over the cliff.
Clothes must be removed entering the house and put in a hamper in the garage. Gloves and masks 100% required, even in my own car. Alcohol swabs? There's never a chance you'd need one since we are in hazmat gear anytime we exit the premises by 1 foot. She has not left the house in the last 3 days. There will be no touching. Can't get within 5 feet of her without her losing it. Every morning a lecture to me and the college kids about what we need to do and did wrong yesterday. Cause you know, college kids love the lectures about what they are doing wrong. Groceries sterilize 3 days in the garage, but as of today we have to order online. No more stores.
She's really smart. How she went down this road in the last week is sad. It's one thing to be smart. It's another to live in constant fear.
Trying to play along for the most part. But soon I'm gonna quarantine myself in the extra bedroom, put some medieval chain locks on the door, and get a full subscription to pornhub.
Wow, not sure how you can deal with that. I would have jumped off a building by now.My wife has slight ADHD, which has now kicked into major overdrive. It's barely noticeable usually. Now she's over the cliff.
Clothes must be removed entering the house and put in a hamper in the garage. Gloves and masks 100% required, even in my own car. Alcohol swabs? There's never a chance you'd need one since we are in hazmat gear anytime we exit the premises by 1 foot. She has not left the house in the last 3 days. There will be no touching. Can't get within 5 feet of her without her losing it. Every morning a lecture to me and the college kids about what we need to do and did wrong yesterday. Cause you know, college kids love the lectures about what they are doing wrong. Groceries sterilize 3 days in the garage, but as of today we have to order online. No more stores.
She's really smart. How she went down this road in the last week is sad. It's one thing to be smart. It's another to live in constant fear.
Trying to play along for the most part. But soon I'm gonna quarantine myself in the extra bedroom, put some medieval chain locks on the door, and get a full subscription to pornhub.
I'm all for the humor in this thread. The title alone is hilarious. But let's not tempt the mods to intervene. Even the serious stories (like Brunell's above), though sad, crack me up. This thread should be for stories of crazy things going on in your house/relationships. That said, let me add one...i don't even know why the original thread was axed. if that could be explained, it would be helpful.
i would say that there is something relevant in here, anyway, because the fact is that being cooped up with family all day every day is what is exacerbating many of these issues. i guess i am just trying to blow off steam in a seemingly innocuous way, which does help reduce tension and i thought that this thread was initially kind of supposed to be for that. now, i do know that it took a much more serious turn, which i don't discount, so if people are saying that they only want this thread to be serious, then so be it. my general feeling is that overpolicing during this unprecedented situation doesn't help.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't axed for instant oatmeal measuring device chat
Now if we're talking about what to use mixing it.....IDK - Oatmeal Measuring is Serious Business!
I love that you included the pic. To be fair to her, the gel clashes with everything elseI'll get us back on track...
This has happened in the past, so its not like it's related to CV quarantine in anyway.
Sometimes I leave my gel on our bathroomn sink counter. She'll be like can you put this away (in the small closet) I don't understand why.... more on that later..
She says she "wants It out of the way"
Whatever.... I will do whatever if it don't bother me. We share this master bathroom and our 10yo son uses it to brush his teeth. We have another bathroom 10' away in the hall that my daughter primarily uses.
The part on why I don't understand that its a deal to her is the counter is pretty big and tons of her products are all over the place. Not like my bottle of gel is making a mess of a neat assortment of stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/ukoUH12
Here is a pic
I'm basically coming to the conclusion that she would prefer living alone so my things aren't in her way?
I'm sure there is some deep rooted psychological reason that this is somehow my fault....but for now I'm taking it as her wanting all the toys in her sandbox and she gets to decide what and who plays?
Now I'm leaving my gel AND deodorant on the counter!!
That’s not ADHD.My wife has slight ADHD, which has now kicked into major overdrive.
I assumed he meant OCDThat’s not ADHD.
I’ve taught hundreds of kids with ADHD and have ADD myse...
we have double sinks. spread plenty far apart, with a counter top in between.I'll get us back on track...
This has happened in the past, so its not like it's related to CV quarantine in anyway.
Sometimes I leave my gel on our bathroomn sink counter. She'll be like can you put this away (in the small closet) I don't understand why.... more on that later..
She says she "wants It out of the way"
Whatever.... I will do whatever if it don't bother me. We share this master bathroom and our 10yo son uses it to brush his teeth. We have another bathroom 10' away in the hall that my daughter primarily uses.
The part on why I don't understand that its a deal to her is the counter is pretty big and tons of her products are all over the place. Not like my bottle of gel is making a mess of a neat assortment of stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/ukoUH12
Here is a pic
I'm basically coming to the conclusion that she would prefer living alone so my things aren't in her way?
I'm sure there is some deep rooted psychological reason that this is somehow my fault....but for now I'm taking it as her wanting all the toys in her sandbox and she gets to decide what and who plays?
Now I'm leaving my gel AND deodorant on the counter!!
you monsteri'm in there for 10 minutes in the morning to shower and shave, while she's in there for a minimum of 90... and i don't have to get anywhere near her except when getting in/out of the shower... it's still too much.
Thank you for getting us back on track and.....I'll get us back on track...
This has happened in the past, so its not like it's related to CV quarantine in anyway.
Sometimes I leave my gel on our bathroomn sink counter. She'll be like can you put this away (in the small closet) I don't understand why.... more on that later..
She says she "wants It out of the way"
Whatever.... I will do whatever if it don't bother me. We share this master bathroom and our 10yo son uses it to brush his teeth. We have another bathroom 10' away in the hall that my daughter primarily uses.
The part on why I don't understand that its a deal to her is the counter is pretty big and tons of her products are all over the place. Not like my bottle of gel is making a mess of a neat assortment of stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/ukoUH12
Here is a pic
I'm basically coming to the conclusion that she would prefer living alone so my things aren't in her way?
I'm sure there is some deep rooted psychological reason that this is somehow my fault....but for now I'm taking it as her wanting all the toys in her sandbox and she gets to decide what and who plays?
Now I'm leaving my gel AND deodorant on the counter!!
We have two extra refrigerators. Stuff goes in the garage one, then makes it to real fridges a couple of days later.How do people let items that need refrigeration sit in the garage for 3 days? Like any dairy products like yogurt, milk ,cheese, ice cream?
I have the large plastic crate that I have been putting my canned goods, Gatorade and all sealed packages in. I put it in the driveway and spray some Clorox on. Then rise off everything with running water from the hose for a couple of minutes and let dry. Not sure if it works but it makes my wife feel better.
This. I'm not so in tune with it cause it so rarely comes up. Only when she's high stressed.I assumed he meant OCD
I send out a group e-mail with more info on this if you want in.What's a full subscription give you that you can't already get for free? I mean.....how much more is there?
I send out a group e-mail with more info on this if you want in.
I would start with:The home schooling of my 7 year old daughter might be what sends my wife over the edge. I'll be collateral damage in this catastrophe. Today, wife sent me a video of our daughter throwing a tantrum because her 'homework' from school was to write ONE sentence about an animal she'd like to have as a pet. In the video, shesaysscreams - and I quote - "I wish dad was here because he is WAY nicer than you!".
So, uh.....I think I'm going to just run away from home. This isn't going to be a fun evening for me is it?
Let me guess, it went something like this:The home schooling of my 7 year old daughter might be what sends my wife over the edge. I'll be collateral damage in this catastrophe. Today, wife sent me a video of our daughter throwing a tantrum because her 'homework' from school was to write ONE sentence about an animal she'd like to have as a pet. In the video, shesaysscreams - and I quote - "I wish dad was here because he is WAY nicer than you!".
So, uh.....I think I'm going to just run away from home. This isn't going to be a fun evening for me is it?
I'm just going to offer unsolicited advice to my wife that she should probably be way nicer to her daughter. Wives love unsolicited advice after a rotten day.I would start with:
Then go for one of these:
Change clothes. Grab one of these:
After you are done with this one:
Then Ask: How was your day?
She picked a snake because I'm deathly afraid of them. I wish she was way nicer to me.Let me guess, it went something like this:
Mrs gm: what animal would like to write about
Little gm: I want to write about a monkey for a pet!!! It would be so fun to climb trees and go for walks and play outside.
Mrs gm: how about a cat or dog.
Little gm: but it says any animal. I think a monkey would be fun
Mrs gm: you are not going to write about a monkey. That is a dumb pet. You have to pick a real pet and a made up pet, why do you not listen to me. I said it need to be a real pet.
my 7 year old son did this last week; he picked a turtle... so he could give it to his sister because she loves turtles. He is way nicer than she is.The home schooling of my 7 year old daughter might be what sends my wife over the edge. I'll be collateral damage in this catastrophe. Today, wife sent me a video of our daughter throwing a tantrum because her 'homework' from school was to write ONE sentence about an animal she'd like to have as a pet. In the video, shesaysscreams - and I quote - "I wish dad was here because he is WAY nicer than you!".
So, uh.....I think I'm going to just run away from home. This isn't going to be a fun evening for me is it?
Hiding under the blanket was a nice touch.The home schooling of my 7 year old daughter might be what sends my wife over the edge. I'll be collateral damage in this catastrophe. Today, wife sent me a video of our daughter throwing a tantrum because her 'homework' from school was to write ONE sentence about an animal she'd like to have as a pet. In the video, shesaysscreams - and I quote - "I wish dad was here because he is WAY nicer than you!".
So, uh.....I think I'm going to just run away from home. This isn't going to be a fun evening for me is it?
Meanwhile, my wife has a weekly dinner with her friends and wants to shop for mulch, flowers, and has gone to a dozen grocery stores looking for her special creamer.My wife is the opposite - no chance she's going to sanitize groceries. She's not keen on wearing a mask anytime soon, either. She's pretty chill about it all, which I'm happy about, because I am too. I use the phrase "not afraid but prudent" to describe our actions. I'll use the wipe on the grocery cart handle, I'll wash my hands after coming home from the store (and frequently at home), but I'm not going to treat every item and breath of air like it's infected. I couldn't handle that for a day, nevermind a month.
Clearly not a fan of friends or Curious George.Let me guess, it went something like this:
Mrs gm: what animal would like to write about
Little gm: I want to write about a monkey for a pet!!! It would be so fun to climb trees and go for walks and play outside.
Mrs gm: how about a cat or dog.
Little gm: but it says any animal. I think a monkey would be fun
Mrs gm: you are not going to write about a monkey. That is a dumb pet. You have to pick a real pet and not a made up pet, why do you not listen to me. I said it need to be a real pet.
To be fair, he's a dude using gel.I love that you included the pic. To be fair to her, the gel clashes with everything else
If she gets upset, tell her she's prettier when she smiles. Women love that ####.I'm just going to offer unsolicited advice to my wife that she should probably be way nicer to her daughter. Wives love unsolicited advice after a rotten day.
The pic alone was worth the laugh. I’m thankful to have my own sink in the master. My wife has been annoyed at my youngest (soon to be 13). We just had the master bathroom remodeled (thankfully in January) and now that my college freshman is home, he loves to poop and shower in our bathroom. Drives her nuts since he and my 15 year old have their own bathroom with two sinks. He was using his oldest brother’s bathroom before he came home and wouldn’t use his bathroom because his older brother was manscaping in the shower and not washing it all down.I'll get us back on track...
This has happened in the past, so its not like it's related to CV quarantine in anyway.
Sometimes I leave my gel on our bathroomn sink counter. She'll be like can you put this away (in the small closet) I don't understand why.... more on that later..
She says she "wants It out of the way"
Whatever.... I will do whatever if it don't bother me. We share this master bathroom and our 10yo son uses it to brush his teeth. We have another bathroom 10' away in the hall that my daughter primarily uses.
The part on why I don't understand that its a deal to her is the counter is pretty big and tons of her products are all over the place. Not like my bottle of gel is making a mess of a neat assortment of stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/ukoUH12
Here is a pic
I'm basically coming to the conclusion that she would prefer living alone so my things aren't in her way?
I'm sure there is some deep rooted psychological reason that this is somehow my fault....but for now I'm taking it as her wanting all the toys in her sandbox and she gets to decide what and who plays?
Now I'm leaving my gel AND deodorant on the counter!!
First tell her to calm down and lighten upI'm just going to offer unsolicited advice to my wife that she should probably be way nicer to her daughter. Wives love unsolicited advice after a rotten day.
Good Point. That always goes over well and works wonders!!First tell her to calm down and lighten up
Add in the "you're overreacting line" after she blows upCGRdrJoe said:First tell her to calm down and lighten up
I’ve met @General Malaise wife and ex wife one night at a roller derby event and I think “you’re overreacting” would be said by him while he was running away from her.Add in the "you're overreacting line" after she blows up
Dump the bottle of Laroche Posay out and squeeze all your gel into that bottle.comfortably numb said:I'll get us back on track...
This has happened in the past, so its not like it's related to CV quarantine in anyway.
Sometimes I leave my gel on our bathroomn sink counter. She'll be like can you put this away (in the small closet) I don't understand why.... more on that later..
She says she "wants It out of the way"
Whatever.... I will do whatever if it don't bother me. We share this master bathroom and our 10yo son uses it to brush his teeth. We have another bathroom 10' away in the hall that my daughter primarily uses.
The part on why I don't understand that its a deal to her is the counter is pretty big and tons of her products are all over the place. Not like my bottle of gel is making a mess of a neat assortment of stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/ukoUH12
Here is a pic
I'm basically coming to the conclusion that she would prefer living alone so my things aren't in her way?
I'm sure there is some deep rooted psychological reason that this is somehow my fault....but for now I'm taking it as her wanting all the toys in her sandbox and she gets to decide what and who plays?
Now I'm leaving my gel AND deodorant on the counter!!
I’ve known you were a genius ever since you demonstrated the effortless efficiency of a Nepalese Sherpa when attending to your Camelbak.guys, if your wife comes home telling you about an IQ test that all employees at her job are required to take as part of the hiring process.. and she tells you that her boss told her she scored the 3rd best out of everyone in the company.... and then she asks you to take it "for fun".... tank it. just... tank it.
and when she makes you take it again "to be sure the score was right". tank it again. and again. until you score lower than she does. do it drunk and with both eyes closed if you have to, but for the love of god just tank it.
You should lose the hat and tell your wife of your idea going forward in society to lose the handshake and instead offer a salute to people by sticking your arm out straight forward up in the air...just slightly above your head. Maybe even do like a heel click thing to add emphasis?So yesterday I rocked a Charlie Chaplin moustache and a top hat most of the day. Almost kept it longer but didnt feel like having to wear the top hat running so people didnt get my artistic intent confused.
Wife was not a fan.
Today i think I will go with and inverse mohawk or the friar look I am taking suggestions though.
Well the easy solution would be to do some manscaping of your own and leaving it.stbugs said:The pic alone was worth the laugh. I’m thankful to have my own sink in the master. My wife has been annoyed at my youngest (soon to be 13). We just had the master bathroom remodeled (thankfully in January) and now that my college freshman is home, he loves to poop and shower in our bathroom. Drives her nuts since he and my 15 year old have their own bathroom with two sinks. He was using his oldest brother’s bathroom before he came home and wouldn’t use his bathroom because his older brother was manscaping in the shower and not washing it all down.
Mine comes to me almost every morning, "I see some more yard work you can be doing."belljr said:My wife is hell-bent on ordering mulch for pickup lol
"Oh, and I see more pies you could be baking."Mine comes to me almost every morning, "I see some more yard work you can be doing."
Aren't they also trading germs and potentially COVID? Who is going to sanitize these 500-1000 piece puzzles?Great tip for everyone in this thread:
My wife, who has WAY too much time and energy than anyone i know has done like 7 or 8 puzzles (betw 500 -1000 pieces) over teh last 2 weeks.
There's even a facebook group in our neighborhood that is trading puzzles like they are covid-currency.