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Who’s the pooper? Pet edition - Update: Mystery Solved! (1 Viewer)

Who’s the pooper?

  • Dog

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • Female Cat (FC)

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Male Cat (MC)

    Votes: 12 44.4%

  • Total voters
    27
Cats are bitches.
Dogs won’t poop where they lay.

I suppose a dog might possibly poop in a bed, but in 48 years of having dogs I’ve never seen it. Put it this way, I have 2 dogs and 5 kids. If I saw poop on my bed I’d assume it’s either the kids or I drank way too much last night.
Regardless, the dog would eat the poop.

ETA @Dezbelief beat me to it. Anyway, my vote is MC.
 
I went with the dog for one reason. You said no noticeable odor for the urine and having both cats and dogs all of my life I know that cat piss is a lot stronger smell wise.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
Not even close.

1 - Animals chit and piss outside. The end.
2 - In addition to the companionship most people look for in an animal, dogs actually have real jobs to do. Good luck getting a cat to do anything.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
Not even close.

1 - Animals chit and piss outside. The end.
2 - In addition to the companionship most people look for in an animal, dogs actually have real jobs to do. Good luck getting a cat to do anything.

Please tell this to my dog. She just licks her *** and sleeps all day.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
Cats promote sedentary lifestyles resulting in reduced life expectancies, right? Probably fuel higher medical expenses too.
 
Cats promote sedentary lifestyles resulting in reduced life expectancies, right? Probably fuel higher medical expenses too.
I know your'e being facetious, but there is research in this realm:
The following is a collection of research supporting the ways pet ownership contributes to longevity.

Physical Activity

Maintaining good physical health through regular exercise is a well-documentedway to facilitate healthy aging. Moderate physical activity 2-3 times per week has been associated with a reduced risk of death by as much as 28 percent, according to longitudinal study of approximately 9,000 Swedish adults aged 60-96 years[1]. Research has shown that pet owners, particularly dog owners, are more likely to meet the recommended amount of physical activity through walking. One study that examined new dog owners after 12 months of ownership found that dog acquisition leads to an increase in hours spent walking per week. New owners tend to naturally take on the responsibility of dog walking as dogs can provide powerful behavioral incentives to increase recreational walking[2].

On average, dog owners walk one hour more per week compared to non-owners, according to a study that analyzed data from nearly 6,000 Michigan adults[3]. The same study showed that compared to non-owners, the odds of obtaining at least 150 minutes of walking per week were 34 percent higher for dog walkers, and the odds of doing any leisure time physical activity were 69 percent higher. Another study of over 11,000 adults over 40 years of age found that those living with a dog were most likely to be in the highest activity group and least likely to be in the no-activity group, when examining behavior across an 8.5-year period[4].

Physical activity related to dog ownership can also influence obesity levels in pet-owners. Research suggests that obesity, which is associated with an increased risk of disease and death[5], is less common in dog owners: according to a recent study, individuals who do not own a dog had a nearly 2-fold greater odds of being overweight, while those who did not walk their dog had 60 percent higher odds of being overweight compared to dog-walkers[6].

Cardiovascular Health​

Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is the leading cause of death in the United States[7]. Research suggests that pet ownership can both facilitate healing following a cardiovascular event, such as a heart attack, and increase resiliency to such events from occurring in the first place.

A study of over 2,400 cat owners found that cat owners were significantly less at-risk of dying due to CVD, including stroke and heart attack, compared to non-owners during a 20-year follow-up[8]. The researchers theorized that this independent association between cat ownership and risk of cardiovascular fatality may be related to the buffering effect on stress that cats offer.

Similar stress buffering effects of pet ownership have also been found in dog owners[9] and pet owners[10] in general. A systematic review focused on the impact of pets on their owners found that the presence of pets can effectively reduce stress-related parameters[11], such as heart rate and blood pressure, among owners. Physiologically, human-animal interaction triggers the release of certain hormones such as dopamine and oxytocin, which play a key role in relaxation and bonding. This heightened relaxation as the result of activated oxytocin release in the presence of pets is what researchers suggest helps protect against stress related illness.

Pet ownership has also been shown to facilitate healing following a cardiovascular event. A study using health data from the Swedish National Patient Register found that the risk of death for dog-owning heart attack patients living alone after hospitalization was 33 percent lower compared to non-owners[12]. The risk of death after a stroke was 27 percent lower for dog owners compared to non-owners, according to the same study. The researchers also observed evidence of a lower risk of recurrent heart attacks in dog-owners amongst these study participants. Pet ownership has also been found to regulate cardiovascular activity, including heart rate, even during sleep. In a study of over 200 patients with a coronary artery disease, pet ownership was found to modulate heart activity in owners, leading to less imbalance in autonomic nervous activity. This study also found that these patients had a greater 1-year survival rate than non-owners[13].

Social Connectedness​

More than one-third of Americans older than 65, and half of those over 85, live alone. Social isolation – the absence of social interactions, contacts and relationships – can be a significant threat to health, even comparable to smoking as many as 15 cigarettes per day[14]. Research strongly suggests that good social connections greatly improve longevity. According to a meta-analysis of 148 longitudinal studies involving more than 300,000 people, older adults with adequate social relationships have about a 50 percent greater likelihood of survival when compared with those who are isolated or have poor social relationships[15]. Researchers theorize that, in times of crisis, social connections help provide resiliency. Now more than ever, as the COVID-19 pandemic is impacting our ability to connect with others, people are turning to the human-animal bond for companionship and social support, and science shows that pets can help address loneliness and social isolation.

Several studies demonstrate that pet ownership is linked to increased socialization with others. For example, a study of almost 400 residents of Australian suburbs found pet ownership to be associated with increased social contact and interaction and increased perceptions in neighborhood friendliness compared to people who do not own pets[16], suggesting that pet ownership can serve as a conduit for getting to know people, and pets can be easy icebreakers to initiating new conversations. The same study found that over 40 percent of pet owners agreed that their pet had helped them get to know their neighbors, and over 80 percent of dog walkers said they talk to other pet owners while walking their dog.

While evidence suggests pets can increase social connectedness, a growing body of literature also demonstrates that pet ownership may attenuate loneliness. In one cross-sectional study of over 800 older adults living alone, pet owners were found to be 36 percent less likely to report loneliness than non-owners, and furthermore, non-owners had greater odds of being lonely[17]. According to a nationally representative survey of pet owners and non-owners commissioned by HABRI and Mars Petcare, 85 percent of respondents agree that interaction with pets can help reduce loneliness, with 80 percent of pet owners saying their pet makes them feel less lonely.
Tl;dr Having a pet, either cat or dog, likely promotes healthier living. Unless you're inadvertently ingesting their stool.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
Not even close.

1 - Animals chit and piss outside. The end.
2 - In addition to the companionship most people look for in an animal, dogs actually have real jobs to do. Good luck getting a cat to do anything.
The joke was the script was AI-generated, and may have even been created by my tech-savvy kitty.
 
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In addition to the companionship most people look for in an animal, dogs actually have real jobs to do. Good luck getting a cat to do anything.
Cats do provide pest control.


Cats are the only domestic animal that domesticated themselves. Probably explains why cats want everything on their terms. Cats started hanging around humans when we started storing grain. The cats were after grain fed mice.
 
It's amazing how much access to technology cats have these days.
Cats offer several advantages over dogs as pets, and one of the key areas where they excel is in cleanliness and litter box habits.

  1. Low Maintenance Cleanliness: Cats are famously clean animals. They meticulously groom themselves multiple times a day, keeping their fur relatively free of dirt and odors. This means less frequent bathing compared to dogs, which can be a hassle for some pet owners.
  2. Litter Box Training: Unlike dogs, who need to be taken outside for bathroom breaks regardless of the weather or time of day, cats can be litter box trained. This means you don't have to worry about rushing home to let them out or waking up early in the morning for bathroom duty. Additionally, cleaning a litter box is generally easier and less time-consuming than picking up after a dog in the yard.
  3. Indoor Lifestyle: Cats are often more suited to indoor living than dogs. They don't require the same amount of space or outdoor exercise, making them ideal for apartment dwellers or people with busy lifestyles. This indoor lifestyle also means they're less likely to track mud, dirt, or other outdoor debris into the house.
  4. Odor Control: With proper litter box maintenance, cat owners can effectively control odors in their home. Quality litter and regular cleaning can keep any unpleasant smells at bay. On the other hand, even well-trained dogs can sometimes bring in outdoor smells on their fur or create messes that are harder to contain.
  5. Independent Nature: Cats are more independent animals compared to dogs. While they still enjoy companionship and interaction with their owners, they're often content to entertain themselves when left alone. This independence can be beneficial for pet owners who work long hours or travel frequently, as cats are generally more self-sufficient.
Overall, while dogs certainly have their own merits as pets, for those who prioritize cleanliness and ease of care, the low-maintenance nature and litter box habits of cats make them a superior choice.
Dogs need only 1 advantage

1. They aren't cats
 

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