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11 minutes ago, SWC said:

that is cutting edge here in the waukee the process it replaced involved two rocks a rusty switchblade and the fender from a 76 skylark so hey it might not be better than whatever technology you fancy non midwesterners have but at least aint nobody getting tetanus from vote counting round here no more take that to the bank bromigos 

this is the election day content I'm here for.

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14 minutes ago, SWC said:

that is cutting edge here in the waukee the process it replaced involved two rocks a rusty switchblade and the fender from a 76 skylark so hey it might not be better than whatever technology you fancy non midwesterners have but at least aint nobody getting tetanus from vote counting round here no more take that to the bank bromigos 

Lol! Thanks for voting, here’s your tetanus shot.

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Election day odds evolution from oddsshark, they've got Biden -200 in PA:

Time | Trump | Biden

8:30 am ET | +135 | -165
10:00 am ET | +140 | -170
12:00 pm ET | +160 | -190
1:15 pm ET | +170 | -200
2:00 pm ET | +180 | -210
2:30 pm ET | +175 | -205

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30 minutes ago, SWC said:
3 hours ago, dgreen said:
3 hours ago, CletiusMaximus said:

Milwaukee County is live streaming its absentee ballot counting room --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddq_s84-334

 

Is this all a manual process? I understand not being on the cutting edge of technology, but there's been technology out there for a while that eliminates the need to count everything by hand.

that is cutting edge here in the waukee the process it replaced involved two rocks a rusty switchblade and the fender from a 76 skylark so hey it might not be better than whatever technology you fancy non midwesterners have but at least aint nobody getting tetanus from vote counting round here no more take that to the bank bromigos 

That old dude and blonde are still at it ... been 3 hours

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2 minutes ago, JAA said:
32 minutes ago, SWC said:
3 hours ago, dgreen said:
3 hours ago, CletiusMaximus said:

Milwaukee County is live streaming its absentee ballot counting room --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddq_s84-334

 

Is this all a manual process? I understand not being on the cutting edge of technology, but there's been technology out there for a while that eliminates the need to count everything by hand.

that is cutting edge here in the waukee the process it replaced involved two rocks a rusty switchblade and the fender from a 76 skylark so hey it might not be better than whatever technology you fancy non midwesterners have but at least aint nobody getting tetanus from vote counting round here no more take that to the bank bromigos 

That old dude and blonde are still at it ... been 3 hours

old dude has unbelievable stamina

 

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31 minutes ago, The Football Freak said:

Lol! Thanks for voting, here’s your tetanus shot.

Its Wisconsin...a tetanus shot is really just a strong bloody mary (if before noon...if afternoon a strong Old Fashioned with extra cherries for the kids and grandkids)

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30 minutes ago, The Football Freak said:
45 minutes ago, SWC said:

that is cutting edge here in the waukee the process it replaced involved two rocks a rusty switchblade and the fender from a 76 skylark so hey it might not be better than whatever technology you fancy non midwesterners have but at least aint nobody getting tetanus from vote counting round here no more take that to the bank bromigos 

Lol! Thanks for voting, here’s your tetanus shot.

thats how it used to be youd get your shot and wash it down with a sweet glass of milwaukees best cryptosporidium filled water then go barf and crap your guts out and no one ever wore a i voted sticker because it was pretty damned obvoius who had and who hadnt and if you were walking around on november 4 without puke stains clean pants and no festering wounds everyone knew you hadnt done your civic duty take that to the bank brohans 

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Just now, sho nuff said:

Its Wisconsin...a tetanus shot is really just a strong bloody mary (if before noon...if afternoon a strong Old Fashioned with extra cherries for the kids and grandkids)

Now that is medicine I can get behind. What kind of bourbon is the flu shot? Top shelf, I hope. 

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2 minutes ago, SWC said:

thats how it used to be youd get your shot and wash it down with a sweet glass of milwaukees best cryptosporidium filled water then go barf and crap your guts out and no one ever wore a i voted sticker because it was pretty damned obvoius who had and who hadnt and if you were walking around on november 4 without puke stains clean pants and no festering wounds everyone knew you hadnt done your civic duty take that to the bank brohans 

Voter suppression! 

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2 minutes ago, SWC said:

thats how it used to be youd get your shot and wash it down with a sweet glass of milwaukees best cryptosporidium filled water then go barf and crap your guts out and no one ever wore a i voted sticker because it was pretty damned obvoius who had and who hadnt and if you were walking around on november 4 without puke stains clean pants and no festering wounds everyone knew you hadnt done your civic duty take that to the bank brohans 

The Beast...one of the many beverage that got me through college.

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Just now, CentralPA said:
2 minutes ago, SWC said:

milwaukees best was like an inside cream city joke on the rest of the country no one around here drank that crap take that to the bank bromigos 

In Central PA its like Nectar...that and Busch Light

three words that should not be used in the same sentence are milwaukees best and nectar unless the sentence is milwaukees best is pure and utter crap from the depths of hell oh look some nectar take that to the bank bromigo

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1 minute ago, SWC said:

three words that should not be used in the same sentence are milwaukees best and nectar unless the sentence is milwaukees best is pure and utter crap from the depths of hell oh look some nectar take that to the bank bromigo

Wise Bromingo talk right there.  OK, back to democracy.

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14 minutes ago, JAA said:

Wow, front page of FoxNews has a Joe Biden ad.  Damn

Apparently you don't know how most internet ad space works. There's an ad for Joe Biden on the front page of Fox News because of you and your internet search habits.

I haven't been on foxnews.com in years and as I visited just now the ad I'm seeing is for a mortgage lender. Why? Because I'm buying a home right now.

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1 minute ago, Mr Anonymous said:
18 minutes ago, JAA said:

Wow, front page of FoxNews has a Joe Biden ad.  Damn

Apparently you don't know how most internet ad space works. There's an ad for Joe Biden on the front page of Fox News because of you and your internet search habits.

I haven't been on foxnews.com in years and as I visited just now the ad I'm seeing is for a mortgage lender. Why? Because I'm buying a home right now.

I have cookies disabled.  Please go on

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1 minute ago, Mr Anonymous said:

Apparently you don't know how most internet ad space works. There's an ad for Joe Biden on the front page of Fox News because of you and your internet search habits.

I haven't been on foxnews.com in years and as I visited just now the ad I'm seeing is for a mortgage lender. Why? Because I'm buying a home right now.

Sounds like you know your way around one of those typing machines...

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6 minutes ago, Redwes25 said:

There real question is what is everyone drinking tonight?  No matter who you want to win you have a reason to drink (disappointment, celebration or just calm you nerves).  Think I am going to have some Blantons.  

Salted Caramel Crown Royal with a big ice ball.

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9 minutes ago, Redwes25 said:

There real question is what is everyone drinking tonight?  No matter who you want to win you have a reason to drink (disappointment, celebration or just calm you nerves).  Think I am going to have some Blantons.  

Making my own bloody Mary’s for the first time. 

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52 minutes ago, Mr Anonymous said:

Lol, doubling down instead of accepting reality. Whatever makes you feel better.

Could be location-based as well. It's not necessarily based on re-marketing. Ads are displayed for a variety of reasons.

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i went to the front page of fox and it played brandy by looking glass and i thought hell yeah everything is coming up swc today take that to the bank bromigos 

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