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I did. Not anywhere near my realm, so can't be helpful. You should post here (as in the forum, not this thread).You have a PM. Let's take a gander at it, what say ya?Language filter down?I'm happy to report that my iPhone suggests the word "dickmitten" to me if I type in "di". I guess I use the word a lot.
I've mudded quite a bit of sheetrock in my day.
Nor is "Sucker of the Year".
Surprised he didnt have to check the clock into baggage.
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your new mulatto cousin.
You should keep your sister away from all current and future wives...so I hear.Trust me when I say this was not her normal self. I think the pressure of the wedding + my kids fighting all morning/afternoon + my parents hovering asking a million questions + my sister and her wild kids + me drinking beer and having fun + my annoyance at her asking "when I'd be back" brought on the overreaction. Normally, she's calm, cool and collected. We ended the fight quickly and were fine the rest of the way.And if you think I don't know what I'm talking about, rest assured I have 10 years to compare and contrast. I know how good I've got it now. Trust me.Woah woah woah...back up a second cowboy.Let's see...The Wedding Diaries - Day 3 - Sagebrush Booze, Pre-Wedding Blues and Grandmother I'd Like to {:content:}amp;@
...I thought the phone cut out because my cell coverage in that area is spotty at best and, well....I tried to crack a joke to make Greg laugh, only this backfired. Hard. Thinking that the phone call had been lost, I kind of, sort of screamed into the phone "AND WE'RE GOING UP TO WINNIPEG TO BONE SOME HOOKERS!!!!"Heh heh heh....you know where this is going. She was still on the phone. And while Greg and I were cracking up, I looked down and realized in horror that she was still holding the phone to her ear and was not so happy with me.Well, I'm an idiot and if there's one thing in life I'm above average in, it's groveling and saying sorry. Which I did in a major way, as she was in tears when I got to her house. I tried to explain what happened with the phone and that I was just making a joke, that I didn't even have a passport to go into Winnipeg, but she wasn't very happy with me and I certainly understand why. At least when I do something stupid, I go all in.
GM = bringing all kinds of funny? Check
Future Mrs. GM = awesome sense of humor = Um....
Tomorrow, tell her you got a job with NASA and are leaving for a 6 month mission to the Moon.
Then report back with her gross overreaction.
I wish my aunts were cool enough to recognize the Flav.....Radical Larry said:
Jesus Homer Christ....EYLive said:
Yeah, I sort of have a different take on this invovling common denominators, but I apprecaite the sentiment all the same.Early_10 said:You should keep your sister away from all current and future wives...so I hear.General Malaise said:Trust me when I say this was not her normal self. I think the pressure of the wedding + my kids fighting all morning/afternoon + my parents hovering asking a million questions + my sister and her wild kids + me drinking beer and having fun + my annoyance at her asking "when I'd be back" brought on the overreaction. Normally, she's calm, cool and collected. We ended the fight quickly and were fine the rest of the way.And if you think I don't know what I'm talking about, rest assured I have 10 years to compare and contrast. I know how good I've got it now. Trust me.SuperJohn96 said:Woah woah woah...back up a second cowboy.Let's see...The Wedding Diaries - Day 3 - Sagebrush Booze, Pre-Wedding Blues and Grandmother I'd Like to {:content:}amp;@
...I thought the phone cut out because my cell coverage in that area is spotty at best and, well....I tried to crack a joke to make Greg laugh, only this backfired. Hard. Thinking that the phone call had been lost, I kind of, sort of screamed into the phone "AND WE'RE GOING UP TO WINNIPEG TO BONE SOME HOOKERS!!!!"Heh heh heh....you know where this is going. She was still on the phone. And while Greg and I were cracking up, I looked down and realized in horror that she was still holding the phone to her ear and was not so happy with me.
GM = bringing all kinds of funny? Check
Future Mrs. GM = awesome sense of humor = Um....
Tomorrow, tell her you got a job with NASA and are leaving for a 6 month mission to the Moon.
Then report back with her gross overreaction.
I've had to be buy gas station toilet paper out of desperation. I've paid less for drugs.Sack-Religious said:
W.T.F? She's a hoot... Not as much fun as aunt Louise, but pretty darn close...Early_10 said:You should keep your sister away from all current and future wives...so I hear.General Malaise said:Trust me when I say this was not her normal self. I think the pressure of the wedding + my kids fighting all morning/afternoon + my parents hovering asking a million questions + my sister and her wild kids + me drinking beer and having fun + my annoyance at her asking "when I'd be back" brought on the overreaction. Normally, she's calm, cool and collected. We ended the fight quickly and were fine the rest of the way.And if you think I don't know what I'm talking about, rest assured I have 10 years to compare and contrast. I know how good I've got it now. Trust me.SuperJohn96 said:Woah woah woah...back up a second cowboy.Let's see...The Wedding Diaries - Day 3 - Sagebrush Booze, Pre-Wedding Blues and Grandmother I'd Like to {:content:}amp;@
...I thought the phone cut out because my cell coverage in that area is spotty at best and, well....I tried to crack a joke to make Greg laugh, only this backfired. Hard. Thinking that the phone call had been lost, I kind of, sort of screamed into the phone "AND WE'RE GOING UP TO WINNIPEG TO BONE SOME HOOKERS!!!!"Heh heh heh....you know where this is going. She was still on the phone. And while Greg and I were cracking up, I looked down and realized in horror that she was still holding the phone to her ear and was not so happy with me.Well, I'm an idiot and if there's one thing in life I'm above average in, it's groveling and saying sorry. Which I did in a major way, as she was in tears when I got to her house. I tried to explain what happened with the phone and that I was just making a joke, that I didn't even have a passport to go into Winnipeg, but she wasn't very happy with me and I certainly understand why. At least when I do something stupid, I go all in.
GM = bringing all kinds of funny? Check
Future Mrs. GM = awesome sense of humor = Um....
Tomorrow, tell her you got a job with NASA and are leaving for a 6 month mission to the Moon.
Then report back with her gross overreaction.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Which hotel?
Intrigued...Use dickmitten in a sentence.krista4 said:Language filter down?I'm happy to report that my iPhone suggests the word "dickmitten" to me if I type in "di". I guess I use the word a lot.Aloof said:
Maybe it's so bad they can only sell them in 5-packs?One wasn't bad enough?
You dickmittens don't reply to my posts anymore.
You are good people.
I don't know, I try. Thanks GB.He just called me and said he canceled the appointment I had set up for him with the lawyer and he isn't going to pursue it. I told him he was nuts but it was his decision. :sigh: We've been friends since we were 8 and I was really good friends with his Dad too. His Dad died in 94 and really messed my GB and the rest of the family up. I also realized yesterday that out of all my friends, the vast majority of us don't have traditional 9-5 jobs. I'm not sure what that means exactly.You are good people.
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I'm a big fan of dumping #### like these in supermarket Dumpsters.
Put a sign on it that you are willing to except trades.People love trades.
Then why would you except them?
Then why would you except them?
Then why would you except them?
Put a sign on it: FOR SALE $20It'll be gone tonight.
Freecycle it. Ive yet to put something on there that hasnt been taken. People love free ####. Even if it really is ####.
I'm a big fan of "free stuff" on Craigslist. I've gotten rid of an old washer, an old TV, an old vaccuum, all within a matter of hours. Tons of human scavengers on that thing.
Id like to hear this story as well. I had a dirty-hippie roommate in college with a bad case of athletes feet. He used to walk around the living room in barefeet dragging the tops and bottoms of his toes to relieve the itching and scrape off the fungus. I would always cringe whenever someone came over and laid down on the floor.
Ahhhhhhhhh, i just barfed in my trash can. Gross.
