Character Power Rankings...
1) Phil
2) Fat Gay
3) Skinny Gay
4) Jay
5) Younger Daughter
6) Phil's Wife
7) Son
8) Fat Kid
9) Hot Wife
10) Oldest Daughter
Mine:1) Phil
2) Jay
3) Fat Gay
4) Younger Daughter
5) Son
6) Skinny Gay
7) Fat Kid
8) Phil's Wife
9) Oldest Daughter
10) Hot Wife
I'm not getting the "Gloria isn't funny" talk AT ALL. Is she Phil or Cam funny? No, but she has at least 2 or 3 lines per show that are laugh out loud funny. To say that either daughter and the son are better characters is absurd, IMO. Take any one of them out and I doubt we'd notice.
On the other hand, the show would not be the same without Gloria.1. Phil
2. Cam
3. Jay
4. Gloria
5. Mitchell
6. Manny
7. Son
8. Claire
9. Middle daughter
10. Oldest daughter
The fact that I can't even think of the Dunphy kids' names pretty much sums it up for me.