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Oatie comes back snarling even after a few of us say her personality is cute and down to earth. OTIS MUST STOP KATE UPTON!!!!!!11111
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Oatie comes back snarling even after a few of us say her personality is cute and down to earth. OTIS MUST STOP KATE UPTON!!!!!!11111
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
I always get 
when I see this thread get bumped, hoping it's the day we get to see those giant hood ornaments front and center.
Then I'm
once I see it's a bunch of you dudes arguing over her hotness. Again.
*sigh*
when I see this thread get bumped, hoping it's the day we get to see those giant hood ornaments front and center.Then I'm
once I see it's a bunch of you dudes arguing over her hotness. Again.*sigh*
Wingnut
Footballguy
You didn't look hard enough.I always get
Then I'm
*sigh*
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Yeah I saw that. Appreciated. But still not what I'm looking for.You didn't look hard enough.I always get
Then I'm
*sigh*
Wingnut
Footballguy
Keep hope alive. Someday...Yeah I saw that. Appreciated. But still not what I'm looking for.You didn't look hard enough.I always get
Then I'm
*sigh*
BroncoFreak_2K3
sucker for Orange
Oatie comes back snarling even after a few of us say her personality is cute and down to earth. OTIS MUST STOP KATE UPTON!!!!!!11111
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Most don't the crave attention of anonymous message board members like Otis does. Which may be tied to the mommy issues you mentioned above. So you could be on to something.
Otis
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Keerock
Footballguy
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
Most overrated chick going?
(HULK)
(Smash)
She is totally overrated and still much hotter than my wife, who is still pretty alright for being 37.
Cliff Clavin
Footballguy
She is hot. But not that hot. Some fat #### and good marketing have done great things for her.
Otis
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Thank you for being one of the few guys in this thread who doesn't lose all of his English language reading capability the minute someone mentions big boobies.
Keerock
Footballguy
packersfan
Footballguy
I don't care if she's over-rated, under-rated or rated just right. She's hot and I like hot chicks. I like 'em a lot.
xulf
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
It will. Sorry. They're like sad deflated ballons after. Unless you get her pregnant again, but then, you know, another mouth to feed. I think there is a cosmetic surgery fix to this, need to explore that option imo
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Raising my rating to 15.
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Says it all right there.packersfan said:
xulf
Footballguy
Ive brought up boob jobs several times. She does not seem on board. So selfish!It will. Sorry. They're like sad deflated ballons after. Unless you get her pregnant again, but then, you know, another mouth to feed. I think there is a cosmetic surgery fix to this, need to explore that option imo
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I love her so much. 
Keerock
Footballguy
My wife wants a reduction/lift. Makes me (and baby Jesus) cry every time.Ive brought up boob jobs several times. She does not seem on board. So selfish!It will. Sorry. They're like sad deflated ballons after. Unless you get her pregnant again, but then, you know, another mouth to feed. I think there is a cosmetic surgery fix to this, need to explore that option imo
(HULK)
(Smash)
Tell her "you heard on Dr. Oz that" for a lift to look right, it needs to be an increase, not a reduction...My wife wants a reduction/lift. Makes me (and baby Jesus) cry every time.Ive brought up boob jobs several times. She does not seem on board. So selfish!It will. Sorry. They're like sad deflated ballons after. Unless you get her pregnant again, but then, you know, another mouth to feed. I think there is a cosmetic surgery fix to this, need to explore that option imo
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Keerock
Footballguy
Her rack is Daddario-esque... Any doctor who would do a reduction on them should have his license stripped and be thrown in pedophile prison.Tell her "you heard on Dr. Oz that" for a lift to look right, it needs to be an increase, not a reduction...My wife wants a reduction/lift. Makes me (and baby Jesus) cry every time.Ive brought up boob jobs several times. She does not seem on board. So selfish!It will. Sorry. They're like sad deflated ballons after. Unless you get her pregnant again, but then, you know, another mouth to feed. I think there is a cosmetic surgery fix to this, need to explore that option imo
(HULK)
(Smash)
I
Doddario. So much so that I've watched the atrocious Percy Jackson movies just cause she's in them.If you are inclined, there are ways to PM me pics imo
Ned Ryerson
Footballguy
I think that video doesn't do her a lot of favors. Again, she's super hot, but not transcendent. Some folds and bulges where they shouldn't be for someone who is held up as the height of human hotness.
Keerock
Footballguy
No pics... they're MINE. They may have a little 3 kid sag, but they're still FABULOUS!I
If you are inclined, there are ways to PM me pics imo
Ned Ryerson
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Wingnut
Footballguy
The bold is all that matters. Why people nitpick someone they think is "super hot" is mind boggling. Do you guys look for imperfections in everything? I cant imagine going through life like that.
This ribeye is fantastic, but theres a tiny piece of gristle in it, so now its just 'meh'.
Its great being here at the beach today and the weather is perfect, but I saw a fat chick walk by so my day is ruined.
This is the best movie Ive ever seen, but I saw a continuity error, so I cant recommend it to anyone and maybe I should ask for my money back.
My daughter is beautiful, but she has a slight lisp so I probably dont love her as much as I should.
You guys must be the life of the party.
Ned
Footballguy
Jesus, overreact much? This is why the thread is so long. The cultish following for someone that's not upper echelon hot is funny. I don't think it's nitpicking when we knock her down a rung for a square figure and a stomach 1 sandwich away from becoming a gunt. Nitpicking would be knocking her down a rung for having a weird wrinkle on her knee.
Ned Ryerson
Footballguy
I think it is more that some are saying it is a bit odd that she is being worshipped for her looks more than any American model today, and for me at least, she is not in the top tier of this group of admittedly genetic freaks. I'm not even talking super skinny runway models. I'm saying that looking at her body as a whole as compared to others in the swimsuit model tier, I think she is about average.
As compared to the rest of the world, she is staggeringly beautiful, but in her peer group, while her massive chest is a standout, there are very noticeable flaws that knock her down from the top tier of this admittedly elite group.
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The Commish
Footballguy
Almost as funny as the mental gymnastics necessary to suggest there's a huge difference between "super hot" and "upper echelon" .....especially when the industry is suggesting the later with all the attention and press she's given. You're fighting the industry and a bunch of people on a message board
Wingnut
Footballguy
Saying someone is "super hot" and then pointing out imperfections is pointless. Everyone has imperfections. If there are that many noticeable imperfections, then just say Shes hot.And for the record, I think she's hot. Not a 10, but not low enough on the scale to point out every little thing I dont like, and I couldn't care less if other people think she's super hot or a 10 or whatever. My point is I just dont see why anyone would come into a thread like this and try to force their opinion down everyone's throat over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It ruins good threads...but I guess some people just like to ruin things.
Otis
Footballguy
Not in a class of women whose claim to fame is perfection. That's what supermodels -- "perfect 10s" -- are supposed to be about.
Otis
Footballguy
Why discuss whether player XXX belongs in the hall of fame? Is the best at his position all time? One of the best? Etc.
When someone is held out to such a high standard, there is nothing wrong with debating whether or not they deserve that standard, or how they fit in with comparison to others. She is average in the world of supermodels. She's superhot in the world of chicks hanging out at your local dive bar. These are facts, despite how many nerds on here think she would be cool to hang out with on their couches while they play Call of Duty.
