simmonjm
Footballguy
Just asked my wife and she said 70% of team is lesbians. Will update after the season
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Wife uses sex as a weapon (1 Viewer)
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bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
What women would marry a man that cant give her an O, unless he is filthy rich???
tommyboy
Footballguy
you have options dude. there's 3.5 billion women on the planet. i'm sure one of them wants to have sex with you.
Instinctive
Footballguy
Idk about the her thinking you have side action part but making the girl come to you has always been very successful for me with my ladyI agree 100% with the first part, but has the bolded worked for anyone.Good advice, but good lord is this what it takes?
BigJim®
Footballguy
It's not a healthy marriage to begin with without sex. While it would be far more entertaining for you to take suggestions here and report back over the next few years, you probably need counseling on this. If she doesn't see a need for marital counseling then you should go yourself to work through it. It will signal to your wife how important this issue is to you, and root causes may be flushed out more quickly. Highly doubtful any therapist would foster your wife's attitude that this is something you should grin and bear. It could have a bad ending, but personally I'd want to know asafp if this is repairable... particularly being in your 30's. Also if it is the meds she might take medical suggestions, and other non-medical suggestions, better from a doctor than from you. Open discussions are an important part of marriage, but you taking on "how to fix her" could lead to a lot of harmful resentment if she really perceives this as no big deal.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Ring any bells?
Chaka
Footballguy
I don't think he was talking about you.New?do we have a new female member?
Chaka
Footballguy
Yes but there's only a 10% chance of that.
Boom Switch
Footballguy
For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
more peacocking
Thunderlips
Footballguy
For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
This redneck knows things.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
You can use percentages to prove anything. 73% of all people know that..
Pick
Footballguy
I've heard about that guy.i've yet to meet a guy who told me the sex went up after marriage
Not only quantity but more importantly quality. It's not rare.
Chaka
Footballguy
Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Chaka
Footballguy
I am impressed by the fact that you saved yourself for marriage. That must have taken a lot of willpower.I've heard about that guy.i've yet to meet a guy who told me the sex went up after marriage
mr. furley
Footballguy
I've heard about that guy.i've yet to meet a guy who told me the sex went up after marriage
*ding*aren't you not supposed to have sex before marriage? auto-disqualifier from this scenario, imo.'[icon] said:
Boom Switch
Footballguy
I just dont allow woman to dictate how many tricks i have to do in a day to get a treat...Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Chaka
Footballguy
You don't allow them?I just dont allow woman to dictate how many tricks i have to do in a day to get a treat...Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Boom Switch
Footballguy
Did i stutter?You don't allow them?I just dont allow woman to dictate how many tricks i have to do in a day to get a treat...Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Pick
Footballguy
LOL! That guy creeps me out with his attention.I've heard about that guy.i've yet to meet a guy who told me the sex went up after marriage*ding*aren't you not supposed to have sex before marriage? auto-disqualifier from this scenario, imo.'[icon] said:
Chaka
Footballguy
No but I hope your point was that you end up home alone masturbating after most of your dates.Did i stutter?You don't allow them?I just dont allow woman to dictate how many tricks i have to do in a day to get a treat...Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
Tony Jabroni
Footballguy
This does work.
Boom Switch
Footballguy
I have ladies from all parts of the country calling me up to fly out to see them. Sending me nudie pics, They want a piece of the Boom...No but I hope your point was that you end up home alone masturbating after most of your dates.Did i stutter?You don't allow them?I just dont allow woman to dictate how many tricks i have to do in a day to get a treat...Yes, he knows how to equate money with sex. Bravo.For this lady to be pulling this junk in her 30's good luck with her down the road, she sounds like a barrel of laughs...All this garbage about what YOU need to do as far as chores is a bunch of garbage. You need to take out the trash, do all the housework AND work full time to pay most of the bills and maybe if you're a good boy you will get a treat later. Whatever!! Id drop this lady so fast she would get whiplash. Thats how i roll, i dont play...
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
Well then I feel really bad for you because there is nothing as humiliating as being called a girl.I don't think he was talking about you.New?do we have a new female member?
Chaka
Footballguy
I have ladies from all parts of the country calling me up to fly out to see them. Sending me nudie pics, They want a piece of the Boom...
That's almost sig worthy.
Chaka
Footballguy
Well then I feel really bad for you because there is nothing as humiliating as being called a girl.I don't think he was talking about you.New?do we have a new female member?
I've been called worse, by better.Boom Switch
Footballguy
Im actually seriousI have ladies from all parts of the country calling me up to fly out to see them. Sending me nudie pics, They want a piece of the Boom...
Chaka
Footballguy
Me too.Im actually seriousI have ladies from all parts of the country calling me up to fly out to see them. Sending me nudie pics, They want a piece of the Boom...
Black Sunday
Footballguy
Funny.. i find the opposite to be true. I generally am content to go to bed and read.
Boom Switch
Footballguy
Sometimes woman actually want a "man", not some whiny, sniveling, pony-tail havin wimp...Me too.Im actually seriousI have ladies from all parts of the country calling me up to fly out to see them. Sending me nudie pics, They want a piece of the Boom...
Juxtatarot
Footballguy
She was being sarcastic.
desert rose
Footballguy
I'm not married, and I'm not in my 30s. But from everything I've heard, women get more of an appetite in their 30s and 40s, while men decline a little in theirs. I do think that for women, who are already in a committed relationship, a lot of being in the mood has to do with the emotionl domain. If she feels emotionally connected to you, she'll be more there.
Just my two cents.
Just my two cents.
Chaka
Footballguy
I wasn't talking about her. The full quote would have been helpful to demonstrate that.She was being sarcastic.
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Boom Switch
Footballguy
You know you want some of the Boom....
Jojo the circus boy
Footballguy
boom chacka lackaYou know you want some of the Boom....
rolliehouliranson
Footballguy
My wife actually told me once that it turns her on when I empty the dishwasher.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Let's talk about this.
tommyboy
Footballguy
if you haven't had multiple orgasms with Mr BSR its time for an upgradejust sayinLet's talk about this.
Clifford
Footballguy
Yes, joyless, bitter adults...
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
I just wanted to talk about it.if you haven't had multiple orgasms with Mr BSR its time for an upgradejust sayinLet's talk about this.
Nate
Footballguy
This guy knows some things.
fsufan
Footballguy
do not give it to her when she wants it.
Zegras11
Footballguy
I kindled it Friday and it had a very positive effect Saturday.Glad to see the speed reading course I took in college finally pay off.
Someone who "obviously" gets women and how they tick...lol. Especially someone who would take the act of sexual intercourse and reduce it down to "giving it to her."Men focus on the main course (inserting Object A into warm, wet area B). Women, at least in my experience, are all about the "appetizer," the dinner conversation, and the dessert. Men want steak. Women want to be wooed, want to laugh and enjoy some great conversation, want that delicious side dish/appetizer, and that rich chocolate at the end. I can get my wife to climax without ever having "Object A" go anywhere near "warm, wet area B." In fact, I think that is often-times a lot easier getting to that point! For me? Nothing beats "steak." But it's not all about me.My problem after 13 years of marriage is similar to the OP though. It's rarely if ever about "me" anymore. She expects the sun, moon and stars from me, then "returns the favor" about 5-10% of the time. She's very selfish that way...only if I call her on it?! Then the Jedi mind-tricks begin related to me being selfish for focusing on my own needs rather than hers.
I think sex and marriage is like a 12-step program. You deny that your sex life has forever changed (especially after having kids)...sometimes for years/decades. Then you finally accept your fate. Then you get angry. Then you finally focus on figuring out how to try and make "lemonade" out of the lemons you feel life has dealt you. A lot of guys never get past denial or anger in that whole process. Anger also including the "I'll show her!" and/or running around chasing skirts on the side/D-L.The thing I don't like, however, is how marriage is suppose to equal fidelity...but how many women seem to equate that to chastity. If men want to have sex, and their wife doesn't want to and/or uses it as power/leverage in their relationship, then men are toast. Don't do anything about it? They're angry/unfulfilled most of the time. Try to do something about it and their wife isn't receptive and/or realizes the good thing she has going? See: Don't do anything about it. Cheat on your wife?! You lose WAAAAAY more than half your stuff, your kids, and get to live in some flea-bag motel while your wife and attorneys bleed you dry. All because of sex. Seriously...how many marriages out there end in which a couple's sex life has been happy/healthy? Probably not too many. My guess is that sex is what breaks up a VAST amount of marriages.
Pick
Footballguy
20ish years of practice/training and everything is dialed in perfect. Talk about a nice setup. Would hate to break someone in constantly. I don't know how you single guys do it.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
I'm thinking about picking up dentist's torch...
My problem after 13 years of marriage is similar to the OP though. It's rarely if ever about "me" anymore. She expects the sun, moon and stars from me, then "returns the favor" about 5-10% of the time. She's very selfish that way...only if I call her on it?! Then the Jedi mind-tricks begin related to me being selfish for focusing on my own needs rather than hers.
The thing I don't like, however, is how marriage is suppose to equal fidelity...but how many women seem to equate that to chastity. If men want to have sex, and their wife doesn't want to and/or uses it as power/leverage in their relationship, then men are toast. Don't do anything about it? They're angry/unfulfilled most of the time. Try to do something about it and their wife isn't receptive and/or realizes the good thing she has going? See: Don't do anything about it. Cheat on your wife?! You lose WAAAAAY more than half your stuff, your kids, and get to live in some flea-bag motel while your wife and attorneys bleed you dry. All because of sex. Seriously...how many marriages out there end in which a couple's sex life has been happy/healthy? Probably not too many. My guess is that sex is what breaks up a VAST amount of marriages.
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