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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

When you finally get the nerve up to go ring her doorbell and make your move there will be another single guy from the neighborhood already sitting on her sofa with his shoes off giving you that "yeah I am ####### her already look!"  I believe his name will be Jody. 

 
Ok, it's Friday night.  Barring rain, what excuse will our hero have for not making contact with this nice lady and showing some interest in her?

"Uh, Saturday night live was coming on in 5 hours..."

C'mon man, you're supposed to be a FBG for god's sake!

 
James Daulton said:
Ok, it's Friday night.  Barring rain, what excuse will our hero have for not making contact with this nice lady and showing some interest in her?

"Uh, Saturday night live was coming on in 5 hours..."

C'mon man, you're supposed to be a FBG for god's sake!
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Only excuse will be if she's not home. Damn, y'all are impatient! Good things come yada yada.

 
"Here comes the rain again

Falling on my head like memory

Falling on my head like a new emotion"

/Eurythmics

 
Women want a guy who dates attractive women.  They view that guy as an alpha male, and potentially being with him will validate their attractiveness.  

With that in mind, over the next few weeks when you know neighbor chick is home and may see your visitors, you should pay high end escorts to visit your house.

 
Feel for you with all this rain. That just throws all the possibilities out the window.  I mean, no one, NO ONE, has ever had any successful get-to-know-you or dating  opportunities when the weather's bad.

 
Stand in her front yard with a radio over your head--I saw that in a movie and it seemed to work.

Either that or just let the air out of one of her car tires. This is a good experiment. If she comes running to you for a ride, you can be her white knight. If another guy shows up to help, you know right where you stand and haven't had to expend a lot of energy.  

 
tldr; nothing major happened, but we did have a little conversation. Weather was decent. Oh and :wub:  

So my son and I get home about 30 minutes before dark. He ran around the corner and got his neighborhood buddy and came back to our house. I was in a well-fitting t-shirt (showing off a little bit of the guns), stylish jeans and some black and gray Nike running sneakers. My son was in his usual attire of a dry-fit t-shirt and athletic shorts. We got the football and headed out onto the street and start tossing it around. Her car was at home but I didn't see any lights on and nobody was outside, so i really wasn't sure she was even at home. We get a little 5-and-out game going, using her drive way and my driveway as endzones. I'm all-time QB. (I threw 7 TDs and had about 372 yards on the day.) And then, unbeknownst to me at first, here she comes. She emerged from her back yard with both kids and both of her dogs, proceeding to head around the block for a walk. She starts off going away from us, and I didn't notice until it was too late to speak, as my back was to her, because we were facing the opposite end zone (my driveway). I caught a glimpse of her as she turned the corner heading around the block. So we continue playing ball for another 5 minutes or so and I see her turn the corner at the end of the street, heading our way.  We continue playing until her crew is right at my driveway. I call timeout, and introduce my son, wave to her girls. Ask her how the school week went with her little one. During these couple of minutes, her big dog (looks like maybe a pit-boxer mix, but not  certain), is demanding my attention, so I bend down and pet him. Our heroine is at leash length from me at this point, and she's holding her other dog, a chihuahua, and he is going ####### ape #### for some reason. I guess it was all the extra people around. She's having a hard time holding him, and I didn't feel like this was the right time to make my move with 4 kids standing there and her playing tug of war with her dogs, which was making it difficult for us to talk comfortably, so I kinda finished up the line of conversing we had going about school and told her we'd see her later.  I hoped she hadn't noticed me gawking at her. Fellas. ### ####. She was wearing a slim-fitting full-length flowy-style dress. All black. Very wide and  low cut. Like down to the top of her stomach low cut.  Now I'm not the smartest man in the world, but this outfit didn't strike me as something she'd have worn to work (I could be wrong :shrug: ) and it certainly didn't seem like normal dog-walking attire.  If her plan was to show off her assets a little bit and get my attention, her plan worked. Crush points +2. 

I was kicking myself afterwards, because I was thinking I should have complimented her. But in hindsight, maybe it was best that I didn't, to keep her wondering, and keep up this slow-play. I will file this away though, and definitely bring up the black dress later at an opportune time. It was quite impressive. 

I think I'm going to pick up a little something for her girls tomorrow as a friendly neighbor gesture. I won't be home until late tomorrow, so may be Sunday before we correspond again. 

 
1. Cookies

2. Low slung dog walking dress.

3. Turns around at end of street after short walk.

What more does she have to do to show she is interested? You better ask her out, like today, before she thinks you are the gay guy who won the custody battle from your flamboyant ex-partner.

 
Just PM me her 1st name and city and within an hour I'll let you know if she is an organ donor, voting status, her last 3 vacations and if she did the ice bucket challenge.

Might as well do something if you ain't making a move!

I'm busting chops. I'd probably be the same way. Meaning id be waiting around for an opportunity instead of creating one.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
tldr; nothing major happened, but we did have a little conversation. Weather was decent. Oh and :wub:  

So my son and I get home about 30 minutes before dark. He ran around the corner and got his neighborhood buddy and came back to our house. I was in a well-fitting t-shirt (showing off a little bit of the guns), stylish jeans and some black and gray Nike running sneakers. My son was in his usual attire of a dry-fit t-shirt and athletic shorts. We got the football and headed out onto the street and start tossing it around. Her car was at home but I didn't see any lights on and nobody was outside, so i really wasn't sure she was even at home. We get a little 5-and-out game going, using her drive way and my driveway as endzones. I'm all-time QB. (I threw 7 TDs and had about 372 yards on the day.) And then, unbeknownst to me at first, here she comes. She emerged from her back yard with both kids and both of her dogs, proceeding to head around the block for a walk. She starts off going away from us, and I didn't notice until it was too late to speak, as my back was to her, because we were facing the opposite end zone (my driveway). I caught a glimpse of her as she turned the corner heading around the block. So we continue playing ball for another 5 minutes or so and I see her turn the corner at the end of the street, heading our way.  We continue playing until her crew is right at my driveway. I call timeout, and introduce my son, wave to her girls. Ask her how the school week went with her little one. During these couple of minutes, her big dog (looks like maybe a pit-boxer mix, but not  certain), is demanding my attention, so I bend down and pet him. Our heroine is at leash length from me at this point, and she's holding her other dog, a chihuahua, and he is going ####### ape #### for some reason. I guess it was all the extra people around. She's having a hard time holding him, and I didn't feel like this was the right time to make my move with 4 kids standing there and her playing tug of war with her dogs, which was making it difficult for us to talk comfortably, so I kinda finished up the line of conversing we had going about school and told her we'd see her later.  I hoped she hadn't noticed me gawking at her. Fellas. ### ####. She was wearing a slim-fitting full-length flowy-style dress. All black. Very wide and  low cut. Like down to the top of her stomach low cut.  Now I'm not the smartest man in the world, but this outfit didn't strike me as something she'd have worn to work (I could be wrong :shrug: ) and it certainly didn't seem like normal dog-walking attire.  If her plan was to show off her assets a little bit and get my attention, her plan worked. Crush points +2. 

I was kicking myself afterwards, because I was thinking I should have complimented her. But in hindsight, maybe it was best that I didn't, to keep her wondering, and keep up this slow-play. I will file this away though, and definitely bring up the black dress later at an opportune time. It was quite impressive. 

I think I'm going to pick up a little something for her girls tomorrow as a friendly neighbor gesture. I won't be home until late tomorrow, so may be Sunday before we correspond again. 
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You are doing solid work here but you should have dropped in a nice compliment.  Nothing over the top just a "wow, you look nice, you going out tonight?" or something less subtle.  Women love a honest compliment

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I was kicking myself afterwards, because I was thinking I should have complimented her. But in hindsight, maybe it was best that I didn't, to keep her wondering, and keep up this slow-play. I will file this away though, and definitely bring up the black dress later at an opportune time. It was quite impressive. 
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Yeah, just don't be surprised when someone else hits their inside straight draw on the river.  

What's this about getting her daughters something?  I don't get that move.  

 
Well, there was a missed opportunity.  If this chick is as hot as advertised, the OP better keep an eye on the time clock.  Other guys ask women out rain or shine on the first meeting.   She may run into a guy at Home Depot, Target, or the grocery store today and be getting plumbing work done this evening. 

 
DocHolliday said:
Well, there was a missed opportunity.  If this chick is as hot as advertised, the OP better keep an eye on the time clock.  Other guys ask women out rain or shine on the first meeting.   She may run into a guy at Home Depot, Target, or the grocery store today and be getting plumbing work done this evening. 
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