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Bunch of degenerate low lifes in here...lets hope Krista is above that...

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Posted (edited)

Wingnut - venus

I forgot the sheep is a chick. Dammit.

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I count 12 for Mars and 12 for HEY WAITAMINUTE

 

 

 

 

 

 

krista4

Our friendly neighbor planet:  Mars.  It must be cool to have so many movies written about you.

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Just now, Wingnut said:

Wingnut - venus

I forgot the sheep is a chick. Dammit.

Congratulations, you didn't match her! Your score is still zero.

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4 minutes ago, Galileo said:

Come on Krista!  Hammer Uranus!!!

Sorry.

I did laugh out loud at the Uranus jokes, though.

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Why is Venus a chick planet?

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Uranus - 12
Mars - developed a Phobos for points
Jupiter - 5
Neptune - 3 (seriously)
Saturn - 2

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Just now, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

Women are from there.

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

Leg shave commercial

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

Venus was the Roman Goddess of love.

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2 minutes ago, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

Heard they've got a bunch of shoe stores.

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Just now, Galileo said:

Venus was the Roman Goddess of love.

Meh, what do you know about the planets?

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3 minutes ago, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

It's hot - thought everyone knew that.

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Scoreboard

krista4 - 27 confirmed kills

ShamrockPride    -    17
caustic    -    17
Ned    -    17
dino259    -    15
AAABatteries    -    14
Maik Jeaunz    -    14
Bob Sacamano    -    12
ProstheticRGK    -    12
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    12
Sinn Fein    -    12
Rustoleum    -    12
popeye    -    12
The Iguana    -    9
EYLive    -    7
Jules Winnfield    -    7
Dan Lambskin    -    5
Getzlaf15    -    5
heckmanm    -    5
sho nuff    -    5
Worm    -    5
Wingnut    -    5
Long Ball Larry    -    4
Yankee23Fan    -    3
Galileo    -    3
El Floppo    -    3
Nipsey    -    2
Nick Vermeil    -    2
GAlmgren    -    0
belljr    -    0
shuke    -    0
Nugget    -    0
Cjw_55106    -    0
Hodor    -    0
IrishTwinkie    -    0
Ray McKigney    -    0
scoobus    -    0

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4 minutes ago, krista4 said:

Why is Venus a chick planet?

my link

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4 minutes ago, Wingnut said:

Women are from there.

 

3 minutes ago, Hodor said:

Leg shave commercial

 

3 minutes ago, Galileo said:

Venus was the Roman Goddess of love.

 

2 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Heard they've got a bunch of shoe stores.

:lmao: Well, ok then.

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1 minute ago, Sinn Fein said:

Oh.

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8 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said:

Jupiter, the safe five pointer!

Yea...I figured she would say Mars...with Uranus a possibility to mess with our manly (childish) minds.  So I went safe thinking enough people would say Jupiter.

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Posted (edited)

03. Name a person that's on American currency.

Long Ball Larry    -     WASHINGTON
GAlmgren    -     -Franklin
Dan Lambskin    -    Andrew Jackson
Galileo    -       Abe Lincoln
Nipsey    -     - Lincoln
belljr    -     Name a person that's on American currency. Krista's loves the Benjamin's.so Washington
shuke    -     Jefferson.
Nugget    -          George Washington
Yankee23Fan    -     . Alexander Hamilton
Bob Sacamano    -     Washington is the obvious one, but would Krista let her Land of Lincoln history driver her to pimp the penny? I think she says Washington, so let's stack some Benjamins
Getzlaf15    -        Ringo Starr.  real answer = Lincoln
El Floppo    -      Hamilton cuz of the musical.
AAABatteries    -     George Washington
The Iguana    -     Benjamin Franklin - go with the good ol' C-note. 
Cjw_55106    -     Washington
Hodor    -    - LINCOLN
EYLive    -     - Lincoln
ProstheticRGK    -    all about the Benjamin(s) Franklin
Worm    -    Ben Franklin
Maik Jeaunz    -     this is a tough one, it's either G-Dub or Abe. but what will krista say? I don't think she'll go for the easiest answer, so I'm going with George MF Washington!
fatguyinalittlecoat    -      Lincoln
ShamrockPride    -     Jackson
IrishTwinkie    -    Jefferson
caustic    -     George Washington
Jules Winnfield    -     Eisenhower
Sinn Fein    -     Lincoln
Ray McKigney    -    Honest Abe. Bad-### beard. 
Rustoleum    -     Washington. (Banking on Krista going with Lincoln)
Nick Vermeil    -     Benjamin Franklin
Ned    -      Lincoln
dino259    -    George Washington
scoobus    -     Lincoln
popeye    -     - Make it rain Franklin (Ben)
Wingnut    -     Lincoln
heckmanm    -      Lincoln
sho nuff    -       Abe Lincoln

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argh posted in leaderboard order, not submission order.

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Just now, hagmania said:

argh posted in leaderboard order, not submission order.

Shenanigans!

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I'm good at being in the middle of the pack. 

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:

Shenanigans!

Arbitrary and final 

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2 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Arbitrary and final 

We'll get to that, don't get your knickers in a twist.

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krista4 should change her name to krista1 cuz she's the best!!!

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What's our black sheep stacking?

 

 

 

krista4

It’s all about the Benjamins!

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Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind.  :bag: 

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Posted (edited)

Abraham Lincoln - 13
George Washington - 10
Benjamin Franklin - discovered mediocrity
Thomas Jefferson - 2
Andrew Jackson - 2
Alexander Hamilton - 2
Dwight Eisenhower - lmao. no.

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:

Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind.  :bag: 

What about Ringo?

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Just now, Getzlaf15 said:

What about Ringo?

Always on my mind.

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3 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Abraham Lincoln - 13
George Washington - 10
Benjamin Franklin - discovered mediocrity
Thomas Jefferson - 2
Andrew Jackson - 2
Dwight Eisenhower - lmao. no.

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

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I've predicted Krista answers in my answers successful twice

That feels like arbitrary bonus pts imo

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2 minutes ago, belljr said:

I've predicted Krista answers in my answers successful twice

That feels like arbitrary bonus pts imo

until he arbitrarily subtracts points from you for begging.

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5 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

whoops, Hamilton did score as well.

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04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?

Long Ball Larry    -     PEEING ON CARPET
GAlmgren    -     -Leg humping
Dan Lambskin    -    ####ting on the sidewalk
Galileo    -       I don't have a dog, but I'll go with sniffing people's asses
Nipsey    -     - Lick own privates
belljr    -     Having sex with another dog? Sniffing strangers butts?  Let's go farting in public
shuke    -     Sniffing crotches
Nugget    -          Peeing outside
Yankee23Fan    -     Putting his head in anyone's lap. 
Bob Sacamano    -     Would Krista be crass enough to give the obvious answer on a board full of guys? Of course. Let's say poop in the yard
Getzlaf15    -        pooping on the lawn.  @Krista's Poop Joke
El Floppo    -      sniffing strangers' butts. I'm not ned.
AAABatteries    -     Drinking out of the toilet bowl
The Iguana    -     Licking it's balls
Cjw_55106    -     defecating outside
Hodor    -    - DRAG BOOTYHOLE ON JANICE'S NEW RUG
EYLive    -     - peeing on lawns
ProstheticRGK    -    autofellating
Worm    -    licking their privates
Maik Jeaunz    -     sniffing butts is the joke answer, but probably also the most popular.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Crotch sniffing strangers
ShamrockPride    -     Use the bathroom in public
IrishTwinkie    -    Farting in the room
caustic    -     Drinking out of toilet
Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds
Sinn Fein    -     Humping the neighbor
Ray McKigney    -    Humping my hot neighbor's leg. He hates when I do it. 
Rustoleum    -     Pissing in the yard (seriously jealous of this)
Nick Vermeil    -     Dropping his turds in public 
Ned    -      Licking his butthole
dino259    -    Sniffing butts
scoobus    -     not using a toilet
popeye    -     - jumping up on my neighbor while naked and wiggling around like there is no tomorrow
Wingnut    -     Pooping in yard
heckmanm    -      Humping guests' legs
sho nuff    -      Licking himself

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9 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

My dad has a bar at home and inlaid into the bar are Bicentennial Silver Dollars with Dwight D Eisenhower

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5 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?


belljr    -     Having sex with another dog? Sniffing strangers butts?  Let's go farting in public
 

I have maintained repeatedly that this is reason A1 for living in NYC. farting with impunity

at this point, it's about all we've got. :( 

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I'm 3 for 3 on predicting the black sheep answer but this dog one's gonna be tough.

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8 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?

Long Ball Larry    -     PEEING ON CARPET
Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds

:confused: who lets their dog get away with this?

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1 minute ago, Long Ball Larry said:

Hodor talkin about Tippy here.  Wow.

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13 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?


Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds

:lmao::cry:

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Black sheep, black sheep, have you any wool?

 

 

krista4

Humping people’s legs.  I probably can’t get away with it because of the COVID.

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