**2015 MLB Season Thread: This is how the chapter ends (2 Viewers)

[dparker713]

Herrara

Revere

Asche

Frenchy

Ruf

Ceasar Hernandez

Rupp

Blanco

McGowan

This may be the worst lineup Ive ever seen. Marlins gotta be easy money tonight.

The Marlins kinda suck though.

 

[Raider Nation]

One of these days, Brett Gardner will get to first base faster while diving rather than running through the bag.

 

[Raider Nation]

Stanton with a line-drive bomb.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Herrara

Revere

Asche

Frenchy

Ruf

Ceasar Hernandez

Rupp

Blanco

McGowan

This may be the worst lineup Ive ever seen. Marlins gotta be easy money tonight.

The Marlins kinda suck though.

Update?

 

[dparker713]

Herrara

Revere

Asche

Frenchy

Ruf

Ceasar Hernandez

Rupp

Blanco

McGowan

This may be the worst lineup Ive ever seen. Marlins gotta be easy money tonight.

The Marlins kinda suck though.

Update?

Phillies are going to win 50 games and they're not going to trot out a lineup much better than that all season.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

One of these days, Brett Gardner will get to first base faster while diving rather than running through the bag.

It's such a fundamental thing that I don't understand how anyone does it other than trying to avoid a tag that pulls the 1B off the bag.

Then again, I really wonder how much fundamentals ever get taught to this generation of players. Just swing the bat, Homer.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Mark Melancon is so good he even strikes out his teammates

Mark Melancon retired the Cubs in order to pick up his third save of the season in Thursday's win over the Cubs.

Melancon's velocity was still low, but the Cubs were ineffective nevertheless. The right-hander struck out Jordy Mercer and Sean Rodriguez, then got Francisco Cervelli to pop out to end the game. Melancon got a vote of confidence from manager Clint Hurdle on Thursday, a day after melting down in the ninth inning. However, fantasy owners will want to continue monitoring Melancon's velocity and the bullpen situation in Pittsburgh as the calendar turns to May.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Of all the snake oil salesmen out there in the fantasy world, Rotoworld would be the last one that received my money. Absolute clown college they're running over there.

 

[Capella]

Of all the snake oil salesmen out there in the fantasy world, Rotoworld would be the last one that received my money. Absolute clown college they're running over there.

My favorite so far this year:

D.J. LeMahieu's first homer was a two-run shot off Zack Greinke on Saturday.

The typically light-hitting LeMahieu is batting .463 over his first 41 at-bats of 2015. It hasn't moved him up in the Rockies order, so he's still irrelevant outside of NL-only leagues. Apr 19 - 1:21 AM

Guy hitting .463 3 weeks in = irrelevant.

 

[Eephus]

Of all the snake oil salesmen out there in the fantasy world, Rotoworld would be the last one that received my money. Absolute clown college they're running over there.

My favorite so far this year:

D.J. LeMahieu's first homer was a two-run shot off Zack Greinke on Saturday.

The typically light-hitting LeMahieu is batting .463 over his first 41 at-bats of 2015. It hasn't moved him up in the Rockies order, so he's still irrelevant outside of NL-only leagues. Apr 19 - 1:21 AM

Guy hitting .463 3 weeks in = irrelevant.

He's hurting me in Gobbler

 

[Capella]

Of all the snake oil salesmen out there in the fantasy world, Rotoworld would be the last one that received my money. Absolute clown college they're running over there.

My favorite so far this year.J. LeMahieu's first homer was a two-run shot off Zack Greinke on Saturday.

The typically light-hitting LeMahieu is batting .463 over his first 41 at-bats of 2015. It hasn't moved him up in the Rockies order, so he's still irrelevant outside of NL-only leagues. Apr 19 - 1:21 AM

Guy hitting .463 3 weeks in = irrelevant.

He's hurting me in Gobbler

GB him

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Agree with irrelevant.

 

[Capella]

Agree with irrelevant.

That explains 9th place.

OH SNAP

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Agree with irrelevant.

That explains 9th place.

OH SNAP

0-3 today.

Edit: My 4.86 ERA probably explains 9th place!

 

[Capella]

Agree with irrelevant.

That explains 9th place.OH SNAP

0-3 today. Edit: My 4.86 ERA probably explains 9th place!

Yea the wheels are coming off the DJ train soon, but getting a free month of great 2B play rules.

 

[Limp Ditka]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

 

[tjnc09]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Very easy to read his lips. Stay classy, second place team.

 

[MAC_32]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cubs, end of May. If it's his turn here's hoping Maddon calls up a sacrificial lamb to send him a message.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I wonder what someone said to PO Samardzija so much.

 

[Billy Bats]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cliff notes?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cliff notes?

Adam Eaton hit soft one-hopper to Ventura. As Ventura threw to 1st, he said eff you to Eaton.

Benches cleared.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cliff notes?

Adam Eaton hit soft one-hopper to Ventura. As Ventura threw to 1st, he said eff you to Eaton.

I really need to start doing more of this in the hall at work.

 

[Raider Nation]

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/yordano-ventura-sparks-royals-white-sox-brawl-1699873170?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Raider Nation]

Ventura is a little bitch. This brawl badly needed some Frank Thomas.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/yordano-ventura-sparks-royals-white-sox-brawl-1699873170?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Pretty decent brew-ha-ha

Not like me to ever defend anything Sux, but they were in the right there.

 

[Billy Bats]

Ventura is a little bitch. This brawl badly needed some Frank Thomas.

Starting at the 1:15 mark Ventura is in the mob doing the "let me at 'em" routine while dancing behind a teammate.

 

[Billy Bats]

I wonder what someone said to PO Samardzija so much.

Lorenzo Cain too, he wanted to destroy someone. when he pops up with the jersey over his head.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Not like me to ever defend anything Sux, but they were in the right there.

Who was the bald-headed Tiger that was the center of that huge brawl between the Sux and Detroit about fifteen years ago?

 

[Billy Bats]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cliff notes?

Adam Eaton hit soft one-hopper to Ventura. As Ventura threw to 1st, he said eff you to Eaton.

Benches cleared.

Umm, ok. That's it? Any other history, has to be more with the continued fighting among the rest of the teams.

 

[Eephus]

I'm watching basketball. I thought you guys were talking about Robin Ventura

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Not like me to ever defend anything Sux, but they were in the right there.

Who was the bald-headed Tiger that was the center of that huge brawl between the Sux and Detroit about fifteen years ago?

Was it Fick?

 

[Frostillicus]

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/yordano-ventura-sparks-royals-white-sox-brawl-1699873170?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Pretty decent brew-ha-ha

Not like me to ever defend anything Sux, but they were in the right there.

Yeah they're pretty much the worst thing ever, but can't pin this one on them. Unless it was revenge for that dad and son who beat up the Royals first base coach.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Was it Fick?

That's the name. He was legit. I remember him wanting a piece of Carlos Lee, someone a little larger than Craig Grebeck.

 

[shadyridr]

Ventura has had four starts this year...

Left start one after a thumb cramp

Left start two after a leg cramp

Ejected from start 3

Ejected from start 4

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Was it Fick?

That's the name. He was legit. I remember him wanting a piece of Carlos Lee, someone a little larger than Craig Grebeck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

That's Inga Hammond doing the broadcast. I wonder whatever happened to her.

 

[Billy Bats]

Was it Fick?

That's the name. He was legit. I remember him wanting a piece of Carlos Lee, someone a little larger than Craig Grebeck.

Doug Brocail.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Was it Fick?

That's the name. He was legit. I remember him wanting a piece of Carlos Lee, someone a little larger than Craig Grebeck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

Do not #### with Jim Parque.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

That's Inga Hammond doing the broadcast. I wonder whatever happened to her.

Not sure but I heard what happened to her in a hotel room with three Vikings.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ventura is a little bitch. This brawl badly needed some Frank Thomas.

Starting at the 1:15 mark Ventura is in the mob doing the "let me at 'em" routine while dancing behind a teammate.

That's how I envision Gilda behind his keyboard.

 

[Limp Ditka]

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/yordano-ventura-sparks-royals-white-sox-brawl-1699873170?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Pretty decent brew-ha-ha

Not like me to ever defend anything Sux, but they were in the right there.

Yeah they're pretty much the worst thing ever, but can't pin this one on them. Unless it was revenge for that dad and son who beat up the Royals first base coach.

:Ligue:

 

[Raider Nation]

https://twitter.com/cdotharrison/status/591434676486569984

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Heading to KC in the middle of June. Should I pack body armor?

 

[whoknew]

The Royals are the biggest bunch of #####es.

Seriously - Ventura is mad that someone hit a ground ball to him?

#### the Royals.

 

[Nugget]

damn shame this Ventura punk doesn't come up to bat because he deserves one between the numbers.

Cliff notes?

Adam Eaton hit soft one-hopper to Ventura. As Ventura threw to 1st, he said eff you to Eaton.

Benches cleared.

eaton talked #### first. Samardzja went after Cain after hitting him in game 1.

End of day recap: Royals win pale hoes still under .500

 

[Grahamburn]

Any logical reason why John Axford closed a game for the Rockies yesterday?

 

[E-Z Glider]

Herrara

Revere

Asche

Frenchy

Ruf

Ceasar Hernandez

Rupp

Blanco

McGowan

This may be the worst lineup Ive ever seen. Marlins gotta be easy money tonight.

The Marlins kinda suck though.

Update?

Phillies are going to win 50 games and they're not going to trot out a lineup much better than that all season.

Cmon... Frenchy, Ceasar, Rupp and Blanco wouldnt even be on any other roster in MLB and McGowan was just spot-starting. The Phils suck, but even they have upgrades over this dreck.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Agree with irrelevant.

That explains 9th place.OH SNAP

0-3 today. Edit: My 4.86 ERA probably explains 9th place!

Yea the wheels are coming off the DJ train soon, but getting a free month of great 2B play rules.

DJ led you to a 10 point drop yesterday. Its tight in the middle.

 

[jfranco77]

Any logical reason why John Axford closed a game for the Rockies yesterday?

Ottavino triceps tightness

 

[Swing 51]

ESPN running a breaking news banner saying the Rangers are close to trading for Hamilton.