2018 NCAA Tournament/Shtick Thread: TBS cameraman focused on crying kid who just happens to be up too late (1 Viewer)

[dschuler]

Purdue is on fire to start this game 

 

[NutterButter]

Purdue is on fire to start this game 

What happened?

 

[McJose]

F ING CUSE

COME ON

 

[boilerdave]

What happened?

Early they were playing like they did during the 19 game winning streak.....now they're not.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

They should eliminate Techa Tech and Purdue and let Nova and WVU play best two outta three. 

 

[gianmarco]

That might be the game winner.

 

[dickey moe]

F ING CUSE

COME ON

Shut up Nipsey

 

[NutterButter]

Early they were playing like they did during the 19 game winning streak.....now they're not.

They went almost 8 minutes without scoring

 

[Rirruto]

Good god, this Purdue-Teckuh Tech is the epitome of a basketball game that is like watching fat people have sex. It vaguely resembles something I am interested in, but the execution is so horrifying that it might scar me for life.

 

[dschuler]

If I was a coach I would make my players watch this Tech and Purdue game.  Both teams are playing great textbook defense, awesome to watch.  

 

[NutterButter]

Good god, this Purdue-Teckuh Tech is the epitome of a basketball game that is like watching fat people have sex. It vaguely resembles something I am interested in, but the execution is so horrifying that it might scar me for life.

and the defense is textbook

 

[dickey moe]

If I was a coach I would make my players watch this Tech and Purdue game.  Both teams are playing great textbook defense, awesome to watch.  

Good god, this Purdue-Teckuh Tech is the epitome of a basketball game that is like watching fat people have sex. It vaguely resembles something I am interested in, but the execution is so horrifying that it might scar me for life.

Nice consensus here.

 

[dschuler]

Nice consensus here.

I love watching it.  There is a body on someone every shot.  People are moving their feet on drives, playing helpside, rotating quickly, collapsing on drives, diving for loose balls. And it’s a more physical game than the Nova WVU with a fraction of the fouls so these teams can actually play 

 

[NutterButter]

This Harms kid looks unhealthy.   I'm not sure he should be cleared to play competitive basketball.   

 

[Capella]

Both of these games are awful. Everybody rooting for one of these teams should be ashamed of themselves. Cc: @Nipsey cc: @Ripleys

 

[McJose]

Shut up Nipsey

GUY PATTERSON WENT TO CUSE

 

[dschuler]

Both of these games are awful. Everybody rooting for one of these teams should be ashamed of themselves. Cc: @Nipsey cc: @Ripleys

More defense tonight in one half than any NBA game will have all season

 

[shuke]

Both of these games are awful. Everybody rooting for one of these teams should be ashamed of themselves. Cc: @Nipsey cc: @Ripleys

Rooting for Tech for the most epic quarter draft lineup ever.

 

[urbanhack]

Yep.   Whatcha gonna do?   Everyone needs to click tonight.   Need to shoot 40% from three and not turn it over.   

Turning it over.   Not going to win.  

 

[Capella]

More defense tonight in one half than any NBA game will have all season

yea sure 

 

[Steve Tasker]

Coach K lookin real haggard.  Jimmy B looking fresh as a daisy.

 

[Capella]

Coach K lookin real haggard.  Jimmy B looking fresh as a daisy.

Boeheim looks like the guy in a Buick in an 80s mob movie who swears he’ll have your money soon before Vito blows his brains out from the back seat. 

 

[need2know]

Both of these games are awful. Everybody rooting for one of these teams should be ashamed of themselves. Cc: @Nipsey cc: @Ripleys

Yeah it's pretty ####ty

 

[Steve Tasker]

Boeheim looks like the guy in a Buick in an 80s mob movie who swears he’ll have your money soon before Vito blows his brains out from the back seat. 

You're telling me this guy isn't a hip happening young fella?

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Where’s our boy who was talking so much #### all week about how dumb it was to bet on Nova?

 

[NutterButter]

Some great alley oop choices in this duke game. 

 

[The General]

Would

I don't know. He looks a little flabby.

 

[tjnc09]

Where’s our boy who was talking so much #### all week about how dumb it was to bet on Nova?

 you don't bet square boy

 

[Steve Tasker]

Regardless of how this game turns out, it's pretty impressive how Boeheim can take garbage teams like this to the verge of the Elite 8/Final 4.  He did it with that Final 4 team in 2016 and he's doing it again here.  I think there's some talent on this Cuse team, but there's zero depth and zero superstardom on this team.  I don't know #### about the NBA, so I don't know if Brissett or Dolezaj are decent prospects, but would be fun to watch them play together for 4 years.

 

[tjnc09]

The K-State/UMBC game had 93 points combined, two fewer than UK scored against Buffalo yesterday.

Leaning UK in the UK/K-State game.

I can’t ####### believe there’s a UK/K-State game in the Sweet 16.

 great lean on UK, the squarest play last night.  I sense a theme here.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

 you don't bet square boy

Impressively fast, rude, and inaccurate response.  

Enjoy the rest of the games tonight.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Boeheim looks like the guy in a Buick in an 80s mob movie who swears he’ll have your money soon before Vito blows his brains out from the back seat. 

Hard to believe someone like that was in charge of a program that ran afoul of the NCAA.

 

[Capella]

 great lean on UK, the squarest play last night.  I sense a theme here.

Perfect bracket? 

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

 the kid in the Duke jersey flexing in Mrs. Krzyzewski’s shot.

 

[The General]

Boeheim always seems to have a finger in his ear or nose. 

 

[Rirruto]

Coach K and his wife have the same haircut. 

 

[tjnc09]

Perfect bracket? 

lol nope

 

[shuke]

Why was that goaltending?  It was falling off?

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

 great lean on UK, the squarest play last night.  I sense a theme here.

FWIW, the intention of that statement was my initial thought that UK would win the game, and was not a claim either way on the point spread.  I didn’t even know what it was when I posted that.  

You inferred something I didn’t imply.  It happens.  With you more often than others, but it happens.  

Enjoy the rest of the games tonight.

 

[shuke]

Will you guys shut up?

 

[3 hour lunch]

I wish they would play these same 4 commercials another dozen times or so. 

 

[dschuler]

I just assumed Keenan Evans was the best player on the floor, but oh my has Carsen Edwards taken over the game.

 

[tjnc09]

FWIW, the intention of that statement was my initial thought that UK would win the game, and was not a claim either way on the point spread.  I didn’t even know what it was when I posted that.  

You inferred something I didn’t imply.  It happens.  With you more often than others, but it happens.  

Enjoy the rest of the games tonight.

 squares gonna square

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Will you guys shut up?

 Sorry about that.  Back to basketball...

 

[parasaurolophus]

interesting strategy. miss the first and make the second. 

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Well, drat.  Good effort, Cuse.

 

[Capella]

Nipsey, I know you’re reading this, and even if you never respond, Florida State went further than Syracuse. ??

 

[McJose]

Texas Tech means “fixing my daddy’s tractor” right?

 

[NutterButter]

Will you guys shut up?

  

 

[NutterButter]

Nipsey, I know you’re reading this, and even if you never respond, Florida State went further than Syracuse. ??

Try the drunk karaoke thread