2018 NCAA Tournament/Shtick Thread: TBS cameraman focused on crying kid who just happens to be up too late (1 Viewer)

[Daywalker]

Donte is a top 15 pick after tonight.  Made millions.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Michigan quickly moving through all 9 circles.

 

[Weebs210]

You wouldn’t want to go inside and risk someone seeing you.

 

[JaxBill]

If I’m ever ordering Applebee’s to go in my car just kill me.

Yeah, without the ambiance, the food just isn't the same.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I hope DiVincenzo throws Jim Nance's jacket on the floor.  Such a weird thing Jim likes to do.

Tie, not jacket.

Potato, pahtato

 

[ShamrockPride]

Donte is a top 15 pick after tonight.  Made millions.

Not with that free throw he ain't.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

This dude has 27? Wtf

Michigan looked at Nova and said,  “Let’s make that Scalabrine-looking mutha beat us.”

And Nova said, “Challenge: Accepted.”

 

[rockaction]

Lexus is now powered by RTJ? 

 

[AAABatteries]

I hope DiVincenzo throws Jim Nance's jacket on the floor.  Such a weird thing Jim likes to do.

My suit vest cost more than your entire wardrobe.

-Jay Wright to Nance postgame

 

[Weebs210]

Not with that free throw he ain't.

Just shoot under hand people. Swallow your pride.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Even Bama/Yankees/Eagles/Barcelona fan @need2know can appreciate this. 

@FDAS

amirite? 

 

[Insein]

I think they might have it.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

I think he just winked at me. 

Nice knowing you

 

[ShamrockPride]

O-V-A

 

[Ilov80s]

Good game Nova

 

[RUSF18]

Bridges is ridiculously good at shooting with his body moving sideways while still being squared up to the basket as he jumps.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

O-V-A

U-V-A

U-M-B-C

 

[need2know]

Tie, not jacket.

Whatever.  It's strange

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Every conference tournament is gonna try to book MSG after this.  

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Nice that they let the guy who does everyone’s homework come in and play.

 

[RUSF18]

Might be time to flip over to the Michigan Teamcast just for fun.

 

[Insein]

He shot that from the scorers table. 

 

[parasaurolophus]

Might be time to flip over to the Michigan Teamcast just for fun.

Gupta!

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Glen Rice isn’t coming through that door.  Rumeal Robinson isn’t coming through that door.  Sean Higgins isn’t coming through that door.

 

[Weebs210]

Nice that they let the guy who does everyone’s homework come in and play.

Hey hey hey! He is also the water boy. Show some respect.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Glen Rice isn’t coming through that door.  Rumeal Robinson isn’t coming through that door.  Sean Higgins isn’t coming through that door.

Bill Self might come through that door, with the best talent, and one championship.

 

[mr. furley]

Glen Rice isn’t coming through that door.  Rumeal Robinson isn’t coming through that door.  Sean Higgins isn’t coming through that door.

Sean Higgins, wow

amazing that Glen Rice still holds the tourney record for most points in a single 6 game run

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

No shame in losing tonight, Michigan.  Nova is a team of destiny.  Don’t let tonight take away what a great season y’all had.  

 

[The General]

Cameramen feverishly looking for crying Michigan children. 

 

[dickey moe]

Villanova would've beat Loyola by what - 60?

 

[The General]

Villanova would've beat Loyola by what - 60?

Sister Jean would have left at halftime. 

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Villanova would've beat Loyola by what - 60?

8.

Maybe 9.

 

[mr. furley]

Cameramen feverishly looking for crying Michigan children. 

just pre-emptively stole Capella's thread title

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

At least the East Coast kids didn't miss any drama.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Crying Michigan bench shot.

must not have been able to find crying kids in Go Blue gear.

 

[Weebs210]

Cameramen feverishly looking for crying Michigan children. 

Waaah

 

[Doctor Detroit]

When Nova beat OU, a good OU team, but like 40 two years ago it was somewhat embarrassing.  Now looking back, not embarrassing. 

West Virginia had them, and the refs intervened.  That was it, it was over at that very minute. 

 

[The General]

Why the pouty lips, Wagner?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If I played for UM, they'd put me out there now. 

 

[The General]

Crying Michigan bench shot.

must not have been able to find crying kids in Go Blue gear.

Always check the band. Almost as good as a little kid.

 

[caustic]

So, Nova margins of victory this tourney:

Round of 64: 26 points

Round of 32: 23 points

Sweet 16: 12 points

Elite 8: 12 points

Final 4: 16 points

Championship: 17 points

This #### wasn't even close. Utter domination.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Too bad @need2know is a Bama fan, good job Nova.  Philadelphia! 

 

[The General]

So, Nova margins of victory this tourney:

Round of 64: 26 points

Round of 32: 23 points

Sweet 16: 12 points

Elite 8: 12 points

Final 4: 16 points

Championship: 17 points

This #### wasn't even close. Utter domination.

When you have an Italian Ginger you pretty much can’t lose.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Congrats to all four Final Four teams.

Crazy tournament.  Gonna remember Nova’s run through it for a long time.

And UMBC.

And Loyola.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Is TBS going to do One Shining Moment in Alphabetical Order?

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm just hoping UB makes One Shining Moment

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I'm just hoping UB makes One Shining Moment

They better.  Buffalo putting the scrubs in against Arizona was one of the highlights of the whole tournament.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Thanks for reminding me of one shining moment, I had just turned on Cops. 

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Thanks for reminding me of one shining moment, I had just turned on Cops. 

“I know for a fact that Cops doesn’t come on until 4:00.”

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I recently nailed a chick who goes to grad school at Drexel.  That's like winning the national championship amirite?