2023-24 NBA (Playoffs!) Thread: Message board poster furiously types out one more horrible post before thread closes (9 Viewers)

[msudaisy26]

Luka looks okay so far.

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you people in here will pay money to go see Bad Boys 33: Money Grab and that's fine, you do you, but I'm judging you accordingly.

 

[msudaisy26]

That seems like a bad challenge. Win or lose.

 

[Anarchy99]

So how do they do this? It wasn’t a foul and White ended up with the ball but then stepped out of bounds (but after the whistle).

 

[Anarchy99]

Or they just call it a foul.

 

[Desert_Power]

Sick move from Brown

 

[ShamrockPride]

3s ain't dropping for Boston. JB/JT start attacking the rim.

 

[msudaisy26]

3s ain't dropping for Boston. JB/JT start attacking the rim.

They will fall. They are good shots.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Dallas bouta have another night hitting 55% from the line, huh?

 

[msudaisy26]

Dallas looks lost on offense with Luka on the bench.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Bill Simmons is a tool. Can’t believe he has convinced people that he knows what he is talking about.

Lmao who thinks he knows what he is talking about? The only reason we listen is because of how stupid he is.

He's no worse than the ilk in here, chief

Ferris used to swear that Simmons posted or at least lurked here in the early-mid 2000s. He had circumstantial evidence for that position though I can’t recall exactly what it was.

Fairly sure it was determined that he was yogibear

 

[Bossman]

3s ain't dropping for Boston. JB/JT start attacking the rim.

They will fall. They are good shots.

This ^
Keep shooting if you're open. They're only down a couple.

 

[msudaisy26]

Did Lively just look around like he was an offensive lineman and there was no holding on that play?

 

[Ghost Rider]

Some of you people in here will pay money to go see Bad Boys 33: Money Grab and that's fine, you do you, but I'm judging you accordingly.

For anyone who wants to get blackout drunk, take a shot every time they show a trailer for that new Bad Boys film with Wil Smith during tonight's game. I am pretty sure you'll miss the second half.

 

[msudaisy26]

Some of you people in here will pay money to go see Bad Boys 33: Money Grab and that's fine, you do you, but I'm judging you accordingly.

For anyone who wants to get blackout drunk, take a shot every time they show a trailer for that new Bad Boys film with Wil Smith during tonight's game. I am pretty sure you'll miss the second half.

Might die if you do that.

 

[mr. furley]

these non-Luka 3s are not particularly close

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you people in here will pay money to go see Bad Boys 33: Money Grab and that's fine, you do you, but I'm judging you accordingly.

For anyone who wants to get blackout drunk, take a shot every time they show a trailer for that new Bad Boys film with Wil Smith during tonight's game. I am pretty sure you'll miss the second half.

I thought Will Smith was blackballed?

 

[msudaisy26]

Some of you people in here will pay money to go see Bad Boys 33: Money Grab and that's fine, you do you, but I'm judging you accordingly.

For anyone who wants to get blackout drunk, take a shot every time they show a trailer for that new Bad Boys film with Wil Smith during tonight's game. I am pretty sure you'll miss the second half.

I thought Will Smith was blackballed?

He is, but only by his wife.

 

[Mister CIA]

Great game, so far.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

And still gets all the media hype!

 

[Anarchy99]

If you believe in things evening out, Luka not going to keep shooting 70%, Celtics will shoot better than 20% from three, and Tatum also likely to shoot better than 20%.

 

[massraider]

He is, but only by his wife.

No, that's blueballed

 

[Bossman]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

Tatum's teammates need to make DAL pay for double and triple teaming him... which is what Tatum is trying to facilitate.
Hence the 8 assists.
Could have been about 12 assists if teammates were hitting open shots.

 

[General Malaise]

If you believe in things evening out, Luka not going to keep shooting 70%, Celtics will shoot better than 20% from three, and Tatum also likely to shoot better than 20%.

Dallas will make their FTs at some point. And the refs won't be as Boston biased as they have been so far.

 

[mr. furley]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

does anyone hate Tatum more than Boston fan?

 

[General Malaise]

That was beautiful.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh my god, they are remaking Twister? What are we even doing?

 

[msudaisy26]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

does anyone hate Tatum more than Boston fan?

The haters are only looking at box score stats. He is an all NBA caliber player and because he isn't scoring he obviously sucks.

 

[Capella]

Oh my god, they are remaking Twister? What are we even doing?

What we’re gonna be doing is seeing that shlock in the biggest loudest theater I can find.

 

[Capella]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

does anyone hate Tatum more than Boston fan?

The haters are only looking at box score stats. He is an all NBA caliber player and because he isn't scoring he obviously sucks.

He’s obviously a great player but the annoying thing about him is the first-team all-NBAs because nobody plays a full regular-season anymore. But that’s not his fault.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh my god, they are remaking Twister? What are we even doing?

What we’re gonna be doing is seeing that shlock in the biggest loudest theater I can find.

Will you see it before or after Bad Actors 781?

 

[msudaisy26]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

does anyone hate Tatum more than Boston fan?

The haters are only looking at box score stats. He is an all NBA caliber player and because he isn't scoring he obviously sucks.

He’s obviously a great player but the annoying thing about him is the first-team all-NBAs because nobody plays a full regular-season anymore. But that’s not his fault.

I agree he is easily a top 15 player, but the hate is really odd for a guy that has just helped Boston be a top 4 team pretty much every year of his career. It must be awful.

 

[mr. furley]

these non-Luka 3s are not particularly close

just one off-hand hand grenade after another

 

[Moe.]

Glenn Powell is really good

 

[Bossman]

I'm not impressed by this DAL team.
Other than Doncic, they really don't have much of anything on either end of the court.
They're lucky the Celtics aren't having their best game tonight.

 

[msudaisy26]

Holiday with the quietest 23 ever. Love him as a player.

 

[msudaisy26]

I am sure part of it is the injuries, but Luka can't stay in front of anyone right now. They should just keep going at him.

 

[Capella]

That was a back breaker for the Mavs.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Needed that 3. Feels like Mavs were/are going to make a push in the 4th.

 

[msudaisy26]

That was a back breaker for the Mavs.

Reminds me of that 3 Jordan Poole hit at the end of the 3rd a couple years ago against the Celtics.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Season high assists for Tatum (reg and postseason).

 

[the moops]

Tatum is leading a charmed life. 17 points through six quarters of the NBA finals, and his team is up 1 game to 0 and has the lead in game 2. LOL at the idea that he is a top 5 NBA player.

does anyone hate Tatum more than Boston fan?

The haters are only looking at box score stats. He is an all NBA caliber player and because he isn't scoring he obviously sucks.

He’s obviously a great player but the annoying thing about him is the first-team all-NBAs because nobody plays a full regular-season anymore. But that’s not his fault.

He has been a first team all NBA for three straight years. This past year was the first year of the 65 game minimum

 

[ShamrockPride]

Tatum killing his own momentum with those stepbacks smh

 

[General Malaise]

Holiday with the quietest 23 ever. Love him as a player.

Blazer great Jrue Holiday.

 

[Bossman]

That was a back breaker for the Mavs.

That's Just a normal shot for Caitlin Clark.
Ok, maybe sans backboard.

 

[Anarchy99]

Speaking of Jrue, did he go to summer defense camps halfway through his career? First 8 years, 0 all defense selections. Last 7 years, 6 all defense selections.

 

[Mister CIA]

Oh my god, they are remaking Twister? What are we even doing?

Pneumococcal pneumonia

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Interesting fact: pj Washington has missed 38 threes in a row

 

[Jayrod]

KP tweaked his leg a bit.

Sit him and let the rest of the guys finish this.