DallasDMac
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My condolences.There are times I am working from home and may have 6-8 straight hours of meetings.
My condolences.There are times I am working from home and may have 6-8 straight hours of meetings.
Bane of my existence...There are times I am working from home and may have 6-8 straight hours of meetings.
I don't remember having this alias. Or you are my BiLChatty Cathy's drive me nuts. Guy I used to work with-great guy otherwise-could never get to the point. Every irrelevant extraneous detail was elaborated on. When he spoke in our staff meetings it was almost as if his eyes turned inwards and he lost all awareness of his surroundings. Meanwhile, the other 5-6 people in the meeting would be exchanging stoic glances that spoke volumes.
My wife is a gabber. All she talks about is work and she talks about it incessantly. Despite my best intentions, I can't help but just tune out while providing strategically timed "um hmm's". I just have absolutely no interest in what the daughter of a co-worker down the hall-who she hardly knows-is up to. Nor do I care that the EFX20-9 form got revised to a EFX20-8. Just a non stop barrage of work jargon that is meaningless to me.
Woman I work with sends every. single. email. as high importance. Even if it is literally just to reply "thank you."Well, I just asked her about this habit and her explanation was "it saves time." She sends out a lot of emails and she also wants to make sure that her's get read, so she puts everything in the subject line. I made the remark that this just screams "AXE MURDERER" to me but she was not amused. So there's one more reason for these uptight righty women I work with to hate me.
I might start doing this to people I hate. Brilliant.I just got an email from the payroll manager with a subject line three lines long describing what she wanted me to do. The body of the email was left completely blank. How do people develop this peculiar habit?
Turn off column that shows priority in your email client. Small but blissful change.Thorn said:Woman I work with sends every. single. email. as high importance. Even if it is literally just to reply "thank you."
Take care of it, dude.Dear co-worker that reports to me but I'm too passive-aggressive to tell to shut up. No one wants to hear you laughing at whatever you're listening to on your headphones. You work in an open office environment with like 6 people within 10 feet and just cubicle walls. You are laughing out loud and you're likely just too dumb and/or oblivious to realize it. Or maybe you do and just don't care. Either way, it's annoying and it makes me hate this job even more than I already do. Thanks.
Sack up. Seriously.nirad3 said:Dear co-worker that reports to me but I'm too passive-aggressive to tell to shut up. No one wants to hear you laughing at whatever you're listening to on your headphones. You work in an open office environment with like 6 people within 10 feet and just cubicle walls. You are laughing out loud and you're likely just too dumb and/or oblivious to realize it. Or maybe you do and just don't care. Either way, it's annoying and it makes me hate this job even more than I already do. Thanks.
shuke said:Take care of it, dude.
The broad's koo-koo. Honestly it would do more harm long-term to have the conversation. I have to let it go, unfortunately. And whine about it here.Sack up. Seriously.
... you need to counter that jibberish with some of your own. Tell her how you won your fantasy matchup that week;Chatty Cathy's drive me nuts. Guy I used to work with-great guy otherwise-could never get to the point. Every irrelevant extraneous detail was elaborated on. When he spoke in our staff meetings it was almost as if his eyes turned inwards and he lost all awareness of his surroundings. Meanwhile, the other 5-6 people in the meeting would be exchanging stoic glances that spoke volumes.
My wife is a gabber. All she talks about is work and she talks about it incessantly. Despite my best intentions, I can't help but just tune out while providing strategically timed "um hmm's". I just have absolutely no interest in what the daughter of a co-worker down the hall-who she hardly knows-is up to. Nor do I care that the EFX20-9 form got revised to a EFX20-8. Just a non stop barrage of work jargon that is meaningless to me.
Is this him?I work with a guy - really decent guy, a little annoying BUT he is the worst at telling stories.
I mean the worst. I thought my wife was bad with her ramblings and taking forever to get to the point but he will tell a story that should be a minute long anecdote and turn it into 10 minutes with full dialogue.
him: So I said to the guy it's ok sit down. He said are you sure. I said yes. He said thanks my foot hurts. I said I could tell. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
All to find out the guy passed out or something
Is it like Robert DeNiro in cape fear? That would be kinda awesome actually. I'd probably start laughing with them.nirad3 said:Dear co-worker that reports to me but I'm too passive-aggressive to tell to shut up. No one wants to hear you laughing at whatever you're listening to on your headphones. You work in an open office environment with like 6 people within 10 feet and just cubicle walls. You are laughing out loud and you're likely just too dumb and/or oblivious to realize it. Or maybe you do and just don't care. Either way, it's annoying and it makes me hate this job even more than I already do. Thanks.
Dear Remote Salesguy,Can you please mute yourself while you're eating breakfast during the conference call?
TIA
Outlook is partly to blame since it wont let you send messages without a subject or at least without a prompt for one. The number of subject only emails i received after this "improvement" went up ten fold.A guy that works for me does this too... drives me nuts. Plus the subject line is always cryptic with poor grammar and spelling.
I’m on the phone on average 7.5 hours a day. No joke.How long are your meetings that you can't manage to not go to the bathroom? Are y'all secretly in your 70s or something?
This is the wrong answer. If you have a direct report who is being disruptive in your workplace -- even if it's unintentional -- you have to deal with it. You don't have to be a #### about it. Just something along the lines of "I've received some complaints about your demeanor in the office. You might not even be aware of this, but you often laugh out loud and talk to yourself while you're listening to podcasts. This is very distracting for the folks you share an office with. In the future, I'm asking you to please be more mindful of your surroundings." Done.The broad's koo-koo. Honestly it would do more harm long-term to have the conversation. I have to let it go, unfortunately. And whine about it here.
Very obnoxious.I just got an email from the payroll manager with a subject line three lines long describing what she wanted me to do. The body of the email was left completely blank. How do people develop this peculiar habit?
S4B let's anyone in the meeting anonymously mute others. I have a lot of fun with thatWe use Skype for meetings, and the organizer can mute everyone. Easily overcomes the noisy folks that either don't know they aren't on mute or are just to stupid to care.
Good god. I haven't talked on the phone 7.5 hours over the past year. No jokemr roboto said:I’m on the phone on average 7.5 hours a day. No joke.
So yeah I use the bathroom while on calls.
For a few years we had this Italian regional vp and he would slowly heat up over the mute button. It got so bad most of us would make noises, pretend conversations, play music and he’d get so pissed that he couldn’t find out who it was. He would end up swearing and going on a rant.Was on a regional conference call attended by a few hundred people. Started hearing the loud "CRUUUUNCH!" of someone eating an apple. After the 3rd time, the call leader came on to remind everyone to mute their phones if they're not talking. After the 6th time, they reminded everyone again. After about the 10th time others started jumping on with "PLEASE MUTE YOUR PHONE IF YOU"RE EATING AN APPLE!"
About that time it was obvious the apple eater had someone enter their office to ask a question. I thought to myself, "holy ####!, I recognize that voice!". The look of horror on their face was priceless when I barged into their office and said, "hey, the apple-eater they're talking about is you!" Not sure how they were that clueless to not make the connection.
Leeds is far too messy an affair for someone as tidy as SJ. Actually, he doesn't follow sports at all. He's a skier, which gives him something to do about four times a year around here.I'm liking Slovakian John.
also probably wouldn't be caught dead getting behind a team like Leeds.
Sales. I have 80 prospects in my pipeline that I’m working with right now.Good god. I haven't talked on the phone 7.5 hours over the past year. No joke
How does someone get out of your pipeline? Asking for a friend.Sales. I have 80 prospects in my pipeline that I’m working with right now.
Strangely it doesn’t wear me out.
Buy something...How does someone get out of your pipeline? Asking for a friend.
How'd this guy do in 2008?Dear Overpaid Analyst who got us heavily short the homebuilders and has single handedly cost us a performance fee for 3 straight years because my boss refuses to acknowledge you are a dildo who is only in good favor with him because you are friends with his son -
When the markets are down and our short positions are actually working, what happens to your loud, sick, disgusting, obnoxious cough that sounds like you have Tuberculosis and has been treated by MD's for everything from Walking Pneumonia to Kennel Cough? How come you only break that bad boy out when the markets are setting new highs and your short positions are destroying any chance we might have of a solid return? Ever since September, when the markets are green and we're losing money hand over fist, you hack in dramatic fashion from 5:30am until you go home. People next to you cannot talk on the phone, hold conversations or concentrate without you interrupting them with your exaggerated, filthy, phlegm-filled cough that is further amplified by the fact that you are 6' 7" and, inexplicably, feel the need to STAND UP to have your coughing fits. You are spreading your spittle all over the place and are driving me and other coworkers insane. We IM all day long when you are coughing and talk about how we want to throw you out the window. You know why I flinch when you go in for a hi five? It's because your hand has been used as a handkerchief all day long. There have been days where I thought you were going to hack out your spleen.
And yet on the rare day we are actually making money in your positions, you are cough free? Huh. Amazing. Instead of going to a new doctor every time he fails to diagnose your coal miner's lungs, how about you pony up a trip to the head doctor and learn what we already know: your disturbing hack is all mental and if you ever gave up the ghost and got us out of the home builders, perhaps you'd make a miraculous recovery. Oh, and in the cabinet under the sink is some Lysol. Please use it.
TIA
GM
I'm tired of dealing with incompetence at work. I mean sure everyone makes a mistake here and there, that's normal. But my god people, multiple emails went out about a change for the past 2 years!!!!! and today (the day before it goes live) people are acting like they have no idea what its about. ANd of course they are asking me, a billion questions and what will this impact, can we not do it, can we hold stuff up to evaluate it more, we weren't aware of this!@#!@!@
I just re forward the emails the people were on (and APPROVED) and call it a day now. Just done caring - Im not stressing out because you failed to do your job
huh?You cheated me out of some good material in your thread - I side with your coworkers now.
huh?
Other thread?I'm just joking around but I had posted like 3 replies and then it appears you hid the thread. No biggie but if they gave me mod powers I would have merged the threads and then banned you.
Other thread?
* I could do this all day
I'm with you here. I had typed up a nice and maybe funny work story and hit Submit Reply and the thread was gone.I'm just joking around but I had posted like 3 replies and then it appears you hid the thread. No biggie but if they gave me mod powers I would have merged the threads and then banned you.
My favorite, just cause you think it's an emergency doesn't mean it actually is.....To stay on topic. I had posted in that mystery thread some items, most of which were common sense but one that I will repeat here.
Just because somebody calls, emails, IMs you doesn't mean you have to respond. Moving to WFH full time during the pandemic our Teams chats understandingly went way up. And to be fair, so did email. Which I'm ok with - I hated the folks who blocked 30 minutes on my calendar for something that could be addressed in a 2 minute discuss. I've used to try and stay on top of email at least a few times a day. I've moved to a new model of staying on top of Teams chats and try to only check email at lunch and at the beginning/end of the day. If somebody needs something quickly/urgently they should know by now to reach out on Teams.
Meetings are the bane of my existence. I think the general thought process of people where I work is... "Hey, I had a thought. Let me schedule a meeting with DMac!!!" Then we meet, it last 3-5 minutes, and I'm left wondering "WTF was that all about?" Could have easily been handled in a single IM or email. Then again, I also hate constant IM's popping up. I guess in the end, my wish is that people would learn to research crap on their own a bit rather than running to me for everything.AAABatteries said:I hated the folks who blocked 30 minutes on my calendar for something that could be addressed in a 2 minute discuss.
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