A sentence you could use during sex or at a family dinner (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

Real Answer: "We should do this more often."

Joke Answer: "I should have planned for more people."

Louisiana Joke Answer: "Hey, sis, you want some of this?"

 

[Jayrod]

Can you toss my salad?

 

[NewlyRetired]

This tastes great.

 

[skol asylum]

I love taco Tuesday.

 

[rockaction]

Honey, all that meat but no potatoes.  :(

 

[flysack]

I really like spotted ****. 

 

[flysack]

This sauce is so high in protein, I love it! 

 

[cockroach]

You've got some on your chin

 

[TakiToki]

Who wants seconds?

 

[cockroach]

You need to go brush you teeth now

 

[cockroach]

Wow! I'm sooooo full

 

[ChiefD]

How do you like your meat?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Nice spread, mama!

 

[acarey50]

Looks like I'm having roast beef for dinner.

 

[Black Box]

Please pass the butter, Grandpa.

 

[glvsav37]

Those breasts are huge! I can't wait to get ahold of them and sink my teeth into them. 

 

 

[glvsav37]

You're mother's is better.

or 

your mother's tastes better.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Get the pickles out.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Who's doin' Grace?

 

[skol asylum]

Are you ready for seconds?

 

[SacramentoBob]

These buns are really soft.

 

[glvsav37]

We're gonna need more seats. 

 

[SacramentoBob]

Where should I put this?

 

[acarey50]

Finger licking good

 

[Zow]

Henry, I see there are two of us who have little interest in working today. 

 

[Jackstraw]

Are you going to eat that?

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry, I see there are two of us who have little interest in working today. 

I can see why that would work during sex, but I'm confused about the family dinner.

 

[Zow]

"Wanna invite your best friend over to join us?"

 

[chadjohnsonfan]

I want to stick my #### in your mouth.

 

[The Gator]

Henry, I see there are two of us who have little interest in working today. 

This is a dumb one, nobody would say that

 

[Nugget]

Is it in yet?

 

[wikkidpissah]

"put that down, RIGHT NOW, or you'll go to bed without any!"

 

[JAMES!]

Nice yams.

 

[gianmarco]

I'm too full to move.

 

[gianmarco]

Anyone here allergic to nuts?

 

[Zegras11]

eat everything or you won't get desert.

 

[Buttonhook]

<Points finger>

What's that?

 

[lardonastick]

"Dad, we set you up in the other room with the kids so you can watch the game."

 

[RokNRole]

Pass the gravy

 

[The Gator]

can your mom pass me the whipped cream? 

 

[skol asylum]

If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

 

[Osaurus]

Tuna again?

 

[Daywalker]

Did you have corn last night honey?

 

[E Street Brat]

This corn is raw.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I think the meat is ready.

 

[skol asylum]

Don't just sit there and stare at it. There are starving kids in Africa who would love some of this.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's a little salty.

 

[psychobillies]

Get out of my house you filthy whore!

 

[chadjohnsonfan]

There's still a little blood in there.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I want to stick my #### in your mouth.

There's still a little blood in there.

Turns out i'm gonna be busy that night you invited me over. sry -