A sentence you could use during sex or at a family dinner (1 Viewer)

[ChiefD]

I don't really like the fishy smell

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm turning the TV off until we're done.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I don't know if I can handle this much meat.

 

[ShamrockPride]

We should come more often.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Nice spread, mama!

lol

 

[James Bond]

Surprise, Billy! We invited your teacher to join us.

 

[loser]

May I be excused?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Baruch Atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech haolam, Hamotzi lechem min haaretz.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Please pass the seeded buns

 

[rascal]

I'm going to regret this later.

 

[Dedfin]

NEED MORE GRAVY

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Next time lets do this in the backyard.

 

[rascal]

Slowly, so you can enjoy the taste more.

 

[Tom Servo]

If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

/thread

 

[bshell27]

Licked it clean. 

 

[Osaurus]

The roast beef is overdone 

 

[jury]

I get to carve this year.

 

[[scooter]]

"I really enjoyed the cream of sum yung gai".

/wetdream

 

[Aerial Assault]

Covfefe

 

[skol asylum]

I love these sticky buns.

 

[James Bond]

You should always leave, wanting just a little more.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Should we wait for the other guests before we start eating?

 

[wikkidpissah]

Uh-oh, Dad's undoing his belt....

 

[JAMES!]

I was going to eat out tonight but I just said screw it and put the meat in the oven.

 

[James Bond]

Sorry, but I couldn't wait. I had to start by myself.

 

[JAMES!]

I don't remember your taco having this much cheese.

 

[JAMES!]

See? I told you this was better than Uncle Ben's.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

My ### is gonna hate me tomorrow!

 

[Guest]

Pass the jelly.

 

[JAMES!]

Whoa, son! Slow down and enjoy it.

 

[skol asylum]

That tasted way better than it smelled.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

No way I'm doing the dishes after this.

 

[Hilts]

I'm tired of eating leftovers. 

 

[JAMES!]

This burger reminds me of Wendy's.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Son, save some for grandma.

 

[Henry Ford]

Next time, it would be nice if you'd either do some of the work or at least handle the cleanup. 

 

[SWC]

you could say shove that turkey baster way up in there bromigos take that to the worst friday night ever bank 

 

[northern exposure]

And you said the table wouldn't hold all of us. Sure it is a little cozy, but we all fit!

 

[JAMES!]

I prefer the pie filling in the can.

 

[Henry Ford]

Slow down, you're going to choke to death. 

 

[Angry Beavers]

Do we have enough meat?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This meat is still cold.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Please pass the whip cream.

 

[northern exposure]

I know I'm going to pay for this later!

 

[northern exposure]

Who wants seconds?

 

[Henry Ford]

I was hoping for Greek, but I'm not going to complain about Russian. 

 

[JAMES!]

I'm going to blindfold you and I want you to guess which one is grandma's and which one is mine.

 

[JAMES!]

The trick is to start in the oven and then finish on the grill.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Or just make an "O" face ...

 

[Ned]

The beef is a little chewy.