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Anything to do with Chris Berman.
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SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
Annoying/random sport stats
Robinson is 4-0 when pitching on Tuesday afternoons against the Dodgers at Fenway park since 2003.
Robinson is 4-0 when pitching on Tuesday afternoons against the Dodgers at Fenway park since 2003.
Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
So really anything Chase Stuart posts.
Apple Juice
Footballguy
Sounds like you don't have the balls to gas it. Good luck wimping out through life, friend.Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seems that way."Sounds like you don't have the balls to gas it. Good luck wimping out through life, friend.Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Stay at home mommies: please resist the urge to post things like this:
Sam Quentin
Footballguy
I do
Wish I was as tough as you and could survive getting t-boned or lived near you where someone running a red is rare. Maybe we need toughter laws against texting while driving by me.Sounds like you don't have the balls to gas it. Good luck wimping out through life, friend.Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Anything to do with any Chris.
drummer
Footballguy
Keerock
Footballguy
Luckily, in my 30 years of driving, and possessing a higher than average IQ (not saying much), I'm able to strike a safe and effective balance between "gassing it right when it turns green" and accelerating appropriately while still looking for oncoming traffic. Unless, of course, by "gassing it" you meant farting. In which case I'm guilty as charged.Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
D in the D
Footballguy
Annoying as he11? Yes. I wanna punch that singing kid right in the larnyx everytime i hear that. But unfortunately, its obviously effective.1-877-Kars-4-Kids1-877-Kars-4-Kids1-877-Kars-4-KidsRetire this #### today
Apple Jack
Footballguy
Well said. Also, know your environment. If you're in heavy traffic and in a left turn lane with a left turn signal, if you're not on the bumper of the car in front of you to allow as many people behind you through the light as possible, you are a cancer to society. There is a flow to the universe people. Stop letting your selfishness impede it.Luckily, in my 30 years of driving, and possessing a higher than average IQ (not saying much), I'm able to strike a safe and effective balance between "gassing it right when it turns green" and accelerating appropriately while still looking for oncoming traffic. Unless, of course, by "gassing it" you meant farting. In which case I'm guilty as charged.Gassing it right when it turns green is a good way to get yourself killed. Nearly as bad as the idiots out there who coast to a red light hoping to time it to hit the green light perfectly. Good luck with that.I may or may not. Either way, I drive the same... with a purpose.Like you two have anywhere important to be.
Joe T
Footballguy
Updated Cliffs:
[*]"Icing" the kicker
[*]NASCAR guys doing burnouts after a win
[*]Balloon drops at political conventions
[*]Yelling stuff at golfers as they tee off
[*]All forms of Werewolf
[*]Top 10 college teams scheduling patsies
[*]"Call Me Maybe" videos
[*]The Barcley's at Bethpage got to the point that it was unwatchable. All those NY meatheads screaming at the top of their lungs after each swing / putt.
[*]Non-nerd chicks who try to pull off the nerd with glasses look. Frauds.
[*]I know they've been around for a while now, but tip jars at cash registers need to go.
[*]Shopper plus cards (in my case, Kroger Plus cards). I pay with the plastic 98% of the time. Grow some technology, Luddites.
[*]writing checks in the grocery store.
[*]writing checks your body can't cash.
[*]Chris Berman announcing on MNF (even once is too many times)
[*]political threads in the FFA
[*]Clapping in the theater at the end of a movie
[*]YOLO merchandise
[*]Taking pictures of your meal and posting to Facebook.
[*]walking into an empty restaurant and getting attitude because of not having a reservation.
[*]Adults talking about their "zombie apocalypse plan".
[*]Better yet...adults actually having a "zombie apocalypse plan".
[*]Foursquare. Sorry, I don't care about your mayorship at Wendy's.
[*]Athletes wearing horn-rimmed glasses to post-game press conferences, especially those wearing them without lenses in them.
[*]Political postings on Facebook
[*]Taking pictures of the temperature readout in your car to show how hot/cold it is
[*]plug earrings
[*]Wearing sunglasses on your head (backwards on head or neck is even worse). I'll give you a pass if it's on a sunny day and you're just indoors for a few minutes paying for gas or something.
[*]But wearing those animal stocking hats on warm sunny days is beyond ######ed.
[*]Wearing a scarf when it's not cold out.
[*]Double-neckpunch if you're wearing a scarf with short sleeves.
[*]Daily Facebook "check-ins" at the gym.
[*]People that use the remote start on their car when the weather outside does not merit it. If it's a nice 65 to 75 degrees out and you're parked in the parking garage, don't even think about using that ####.
[*]Wearing an nfl jersey tucked in.
[*]Wearing an nfl jersey at all. (except for hot chicks and actual NFL players)
[*]window stickers depicting families
[*]baseball fans yelling, "Balk"
[*]Warrior dashes and mudathons. Wow you are so cool for doing that. Please post more pics.
[*]TV series with Vampires and Zombies
[*]Scenes in shows, movies or video games of someone walking away from an explosion without turning around or reacting.
[*]Cutting short a porn clip a few seconds before the payoff.
[*]Super slow motion of mundane actions in music videos like a rapper getting into or out of a car or a lead singer turning his head and smiling.
[*]When a red light turns green, waiting 3-5 seconds before tapping the gas pedal and taking a half mile before getting anywhere near the speed limit.
[*]Commercials where athletes have to read lines. I can count how many are able to deliver a "funny" or "cool" line on one hand.
[*]Humming or singing along to a song in the workplace.
[*]Loudly playing a youtube clip or video of your ugly kid singing in the workplace.
[*]Talking about your kids.
[*]During conversation, completely ignoring what has been said and responding with a personal story or opinion that has nothing to do with the topic. Which is usually about your kids.
[*]GunZ in any Apple thread.
[*]GunZ in any thread.
[*]TV shows about housewives
[*]"Reboots" of movies.
[*]Suzy Kolber's hairstylist
[*]Sensitive dickbag Laker fans.
[*]Sooo...Laker fans?
[*]Anything referencing Big Bang Theory, especially as being funny in any way.
[*]Crying over football announcers.
[*]presidential elections
[*]Repeating a phone number or website address ad nauseum in radio ads.
[*]Zombie anything.
[*]Random celebrities or regular people writing children's books.
[*]Anything to do with Chris Brown
[*]Annoying/random sport stats
[*]So really anything Chase Stuart posts.
Blind Tiger
Footballguy
Going to the self checkout line at the grocery store with a full cart.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Most useful post of the day (MUPOTD™)'Joe T said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Impressive.'Joe T said:
Deal with it. It's the self checkout line not the express line.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
netnalp
Footballguy
Full cart usually goes with doesn't know how to operate the machine. Then the one person on watch has to spend all their time helping that person. That holds other people up if something goes wrong with their machine or they need an ID check for booze or medicine.Others with the full cart will check their groceries at a leisurely pace. If they are going to take as much time as they would standing in line, then don't go to self check-out.If the person with the full cart is going at a really fast pace and have someone bagging for them, then I give them a pass.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
People who don't assist in bagging their own groceries.
Marvin
Footballguy
These wouldn't be so terrible if Eli had even one molecule of acting talent in his body.Seriously...watch the one where he and Deion glue the quarter to the floor. Watch Eli walk off at the end. It's hilarious.
this one
"OK, Eli...you got this. All you have to do is walk off. Don't act like you're walking...just walk off.....Dammit."
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
The Juggernaut
The Man. The Myth
Hybrid?
Don Quixote
Footballguy
Runs too upright.
NutterButter
Footballguy
Paying with cash. Credit all the time people; exception being rare place that doesn't take credit.
Socrates11
Footballguy
Sorry, that's here to stay GB'-fish- said:
D in the D
Footballguy
[Charlton Heston] From my cold, dead hands. [/Charlton Heston]'-fish- said:
Schleps that start and hijack threads with childish ruminations on how the good ol' days of FGYs FFA have passed and long for the perma bans of anyone who does subscribe to the liberal point of view.
It seems that at least four or five of these idle threats pop up a week.
It seems that at least four or five of these idle threats pop up a week.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Anyone that adds a single digit number to the end of their username to reflect that their original name was kicked out of here.
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roadkill1292
Footballguy
That lets you know that we're old.
Oooh, good one. A personal pet peeve of mine. I've noticed the offenders usually run in the 250+ zone. "I'm not bagging my gorceries, you people get paid to do that." No, you aren't doing it because you're a lazy, fatassed sloth of a human being.
