Actions/trends that need to be retired immediately (1 Viewer)

[Insein]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Why you shopping with an infant child in 4 degree weather?

 

[nirad3]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Why you shopping with an infant child in 4 degree weather?

Screw that - why are you shopping with your wife?!?!

 

[El Floppo]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Why you shopping with an infant child in 4 degree weather?

no doubt.

every parent knows you're supposed to wait until spring to do your shopping.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

They recently did this for us. I was voted most rapiest or something like that

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

They recently did this for us. I was voted most rapiest or something like that

Congrats, buddy.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

No way. I love knowing what people look like. Its great for people you dont know.

 

[D in the D]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

They recently did this for us. I was voted most rapiest or something like that

This is awesome, assuming you don't work a prison guard at mens prison or for The Bill Cosby Foundation.

 

[Tom Servo]

Dumping your used Christmas tree somewhere in the dark of the night. Every January, I see random trees sitting on the side of the road or next to a parking lot, or in a neighbor's yard.

Hey ***hole, I'm glad you enjoyed your tree this Chrismas. Hopefully it's your last and you die of a heart attack tomorrow.

doesn't every city in the country just pick these up with the regular trash? i mean, there may be some that have certain days to do this and/or require you put them in one of those huge bags but still.... people suck

I burn mine...makes for a nice fire.

 

[Tom Servo]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

No way. I love knowing what people look like. Its great for people you dont know.

You know you can turn that feature off, don't you?

 

[menobrown]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Why you shopping with an infant child in 4 degree weather?

Screw that - why are you shopping with your wife?!?!

I don't, that's why I drop her off in the front of the store and don't come in.

 

[Insein]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Why you shopping with an infant child in 4 degree weather?

Screw that - why are you shopping with your wife?!?!

I don't, that's why I drop her off in the front of the store and don't come in.

When are you going to make her get her drivers license?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

No way. I love knowing what people look like. Its great for people you dont know.

I don't want to see people's dumb faces asking me dumb questions.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Putting a picture of yourself in Outlook/Lync. I don't want to see your ####### face.

No way. I love knowing what people look like. Its great for people you dont know.

You know you can turn that feature off, don't you?

 

[Thunderlips]

Speaking of parking, (primarily white men)....stop pulling up to the front of the store to drop your old lady off. Make her walk and help her lose a little bit of that "secretary spread" she's dragging.

What if it's 4 degrees outside and you want to drop your wife and infant child off instead of making them walk through a packed parking lot?

Infant's a game changer. I usually don't see these women carrying babies or car seats though. ...they're just too lazy to walk and their men dont' want to criticize them.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This times 1000.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

 

[D in the D]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

Bolo Ties down?

 

[Tom Servo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

"Bowties are cool." -- The 11th Doctor

 

[saintfool]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

 

[El Floppo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

 

[saintfool]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

with an ascot? totally this

 

[TheIronSheik]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

with an ascot? totally this

This one was definitely more accurate when I was working for Big Oil.

 

[El Floppo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

with an ascot? totally this

isn't that chet?

 

[roadkill1292]

I wore them in my yoot and could probably rock ascots even now but I am also more likely to ruin the effect by not wearing pants.

 

[saintfool]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

with an ascot? totally this

isn't that chet?

Chet

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

 

[offdee]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

They were cool for about a month 2 years ago. Now you look like a nerd. If you wear a bowtie you better have a tuxedo on.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

"Bowties are cool." -- The 11th Doctor

I don't recognize any doctors after Peter Davison.

 

[saintfool]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

"Bowties are cool." -- The 11th Doctor

I don't recognize any doctors after Peter Davison.

i'm good through Tom Baker.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

They were cool for about a month 2 years ago. Now you look like a nerd. If you wear a bowtie you better have a tuxedo on.

Even then they still look stupid.

Bowties should just go away forever.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

with an ascot? totally this

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh5joezPW71qe3p9bo1_400.gif

 

[Tom Servo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

"Bowties are cool." -- The 11th Doctor

I don't recognize any doctors after Peter Davison.

John Hurt is a doctor. How can you not recognize John Freaking Hurt????

 

[El Floppo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

this is EXACTLY how I will forever picture IS.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

this is EXACTLY how I will forever picture IS.

I should hope so. That's me.

 

[El Floppo]

Bowties are getting really popular lately and it needs to stop.

This is why I wear an Ascot now.

i always pictured you as this somehow.

or this

this is EXACTLY how I will forever picture IS.

I should hope so. That's me.

you look happy.

 

[nirad3]

Man buns. F'in hipster toolbags.

 

[larch]

"If you have the bandwidth to pickup a task"

 

[SacramentoBob]

Man buns. F'in hipster toolbags.

I had to google this to even see what it was.

"If you have the bandwidth to pickup a task"

Pretty much any networking related words being used out of context (bandwidth, unicast, ping) is cause for a severe beating. This belongs in the phrases/terms thread, however.

 

[shuke]

Man buns. F'in hipster toolbags.

I had to google this to even see what it was.

Can you tell me? Because I don't really want that showing up in my search history.

 

[urbanhack]

Man buns. F'in hipster toolbags.

I had to google this to even see what it was.

Can you tell me? Because I don't really want that showing up in my search history.

Umm. it's a hair thing. their hair is put up in a bun.

 

[17seconds]

I've seen some hipsters lately that are so over the top it looks like a Halloween costume. Makes Waldo from Hot For Teacher look cool.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

40 hour work weeks need to stop.

I have other #### I want to do

 

[Insein]

40 hour work weeks need to stop.

I have other #### I want to do

####### seriously. I have a job where I can supposedly come and go when I need to as long as I get my work done yet I get crap for not coming and going 7.5 hours each day.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Please stop tapping your soda can.

 

[SWC]

winter can stop brohans when it first shows up and you get that snow in november it is cool and gets you all excited but when it is below zero without the wind chill in late february it just starts making me feel low and i am sick of it i am trying to fight it but man it just ways on me and that is no good so hey take that to the bank bromigos

 

[urbanhack]

Posting bible verses and religious crap on LinkedIn. Just stop.

 

[Keerock]

Posting bible verses and religious crap on LinkedIn. Just stop.

1 Corinthians 6:1-4

When one of you has a grievance against another, does he dare go to law before the unrighteous instead of the saints? Or do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world is to be judged by you, are you incompetent to try trivial cases? Do you not know that we are to judge angels? How much more, then, matters pertaining to this life! So if you have such cases, why do you lay them before those who have no standing in the church?

 

[SacramentoBob]

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