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this oh and from the creators of glee and nip/tuck has me guffawed
Never watched Glee but Nip/Tuck had a few good seasons.
She must be drinking that Suzanne Somers kool aid. She looks better now than she did on Spin City.
Would you mind putting this in your sig so I know to ignore your opinions in the future?
What's better? Pan AM? Terra Nova? There isn't much note-worthy about this season's premieres. At least AHS has potential.
The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
I agree that the daughter's problems should have been saved for a later episode and they went too heavy handed with the house's curses in the first episode. You already have Dylan sleep-burning, Connie banging the gimp and the daughter having not only school problems, not only cutting problems, but basement-demon problems as well. A 13 episode run is enough to tell the family's story. Not sure how they will get more than one season out of this story arch.The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
One of the old NYPD Blue shows had a guy dying from autoasphyxiation like this. He was a friend of some gal who had the hots for Sipowicz and who wore a scuba suit under her clothes to work one day.'JbizzleMan said:
Hmmm. Perhaps I'll watch this show after all.
Read a review that called them the anti-Weasleys. That seemed apropos.
jealous of connie or the gimp?
Yep. Too much, too soon.The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
Exactly. I really wanted to like it. But in any successful haunted house story, you've got to build the suspense a bit. Going full-on Twin Peaks finale in the pilot episode was a horrible move. Still, Connie Britton getting impregnated by the gimp will be enough to get me to tune in to episode 2.Yep. Too much, too soon.The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
When I watched promos for the show, I really thought it was going to be a horror anthology show. Because there were so many weird things that seemed to be from different stories. Instead, they're just glomming it all into one haunted house story. Considering this is from the guys who gave us Nip/Tuck and Glee, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised at the "throw everything against the wall and see what sticks" method.It definitely has the Eddie Murphy problem. "Too bad we can't stay!"Exactly. I really wanted to like it. But in any successful haunted house story, you've got to build the suspense a bit. Going full-on Twin Peaks finale in the pilot episode was a horrible move. Still, Connie Britton getting impregnated by the gimp will be enough to get me to tune in to episode 2.Yep. Too much, too soon.The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
Right. I can't even keep it all straight. There's a demon baby in the basement, right? And then there's the two-face maid. I guess she's a ghost. We've got the gimp. The neighbor lady and her ageless down daughter are also spirits I guess. Them there's the kid in therapy. Is he a real kid? (And why does the therapist appear to only have one patient?)When I watched promos for the show, I really thought it was going to be a horror anthology show. Because there were so many weird things that seemed to be from different stories. Instead, they're just glomming it all into one haunted house story. Considering this is from the guys who gave us Nip/Tuck and Glee, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised at the "throw everything against the wall and see what sticks" method.It definitely has the Eddie Murphy problem. "Too bad we can't stay!"Exactly. I really wanted to like it. But in any successful haunted house story, you've got to build the suspense a bit. Going full-on Twin Peaks finale in the pilot episode was a horrible move. Still, Connie Britton getting impregnated by the gimp will be enough to get me to tune in to episode 2.Yep. Too much, too soon.The pilot introduced too many characters. They should have spread that out over the next few episodes. I thought it was OK but I don't know how long a haunted house series can last. The "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE OUT?" question is going to weigh heavily soon.I liked it
Nothing else even close to watch that night/time slot. Maybe you guys missed the young maid scenes? Maybe it tries too hard sometimes to scare you, but that's fine. Lots of back story going on.
I love creepy, scary shows. After seeing gratuitous McDermott ###, my wife was sold. I kept hoping the male audience would get thrown a bone...no luck. 
What did she think about the gratuitous McDermott masturbation?
What did she think about the gratuitous McDermott masturbation?
I think we were both like 
