And people in my office wonder why they're fat (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

Wtf is this doing in the shark pool?

Mods are clearly on a long lunch. PISS AWAY EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[domvin]

Fat people are worse than having a turtle bite your finger

 

[Biabreakable]

Honda

 

[17seconds]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

I did a biggest loser contest at work and half of the people completely fail at it.The guy who won went from being skinny to looking like Steve Jobs announcing iPad 2.

 

[Zow]

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

People make me sick. That is all.

You seem to have body issues.

No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

serious business

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

I did a biggest loser contest at work and half of the people completely fail at it.The guy who won went from being skinny to looking like Steve Jobs announcing iPad 2.

 

[zDragon]

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

Not to mention they are talking pounds versus body fat and lean body mass. Fifteen pounds over unhealthy is my guess.

 

[Gr00vus]

I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.

Isn't that all of them?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I know this is the forum where humor and rational discussion go to die, believe me.

Isn't that all of them?

I originally put this in the Shark Pool by mistake...

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I did a biggest loser contest at work and half of the people completely fail at it.The guy who won went from being skinny to looking like Steve Jobs announcing iPad 2.

 

[rascal]

Were they at least drinking diet coke?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Holy crap, i might make that this weekend

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Holy crap, i might make that this weekend

Seems pretty simple. I never did try it, so I can't vouch, but people seemed to be enjoying it as they shoveled it into their mouths like they'd been lost at sea for 2 weeks.

 

[DocHolliday]

With a little ice cream on top, that could be really good.

 

[dickey moe]

TACO TOWWNNNNN!!!

 

[rascal]

You should have taken a picture of the piggies eating, made a poster of what not to eat (including that picture naturally) to help with weight loss, and then hang in front of the office frig.

 

[beer 302]

People make me sick. That is all.

It begins and ends here. If given the opportunity, I would live in an abandoned missile silo in South Dakota rather than be around people.

 

[mr roboto]

People make me sick. That is all.

It begins and ends here. If given the opportunity, I would live in an abandoned missile silo in South Dakota rather than be around people.

With an attitude like that mister, we would encourage this!

 

[Sabertooth]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

She's actively sabotaging their success so she doesn't feel about about being left in the dust. Women do this all the time to the men in their lives. It's basically a defense mechanism fatties use to keep those around them fat so they don't look as fat. Kind of like dating women with small hands.

 

[Controller]

By the way, the same lady who brought this in ROUTINELY parks in one of the two required handicapped spaces in our parking lot if she can't find a spot close enough to the door for her satisfaction. Not if she can't find a spot, period. I've watched her park there when there were 5-6 open spots, but they were all about 100 yards from the front door and thus too far for her to waddle. That #### infuriates me. I've actually considered calling the cops on her when she does it, but I was raised not to rat under any circumstances.

Any way to get Clyde on the case?

Clyde's work was done there - it's a good thing that the guy who hid his sharted shorts in the ceiling for all to enjoy isn't around to scarf down a couple of pounds of this stuff.

 

[Ursa M]

the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

 

[shadyridr]

gonna need to see a recipe for that. Wow

 

[Evilgrin 72]

gonna need to see a recipe for that. Wow

Ingredients

1 Box of cookie mix,

1 Box of brownie mix,

2 Eggs,

2 Packs of Oreos (double stuffed ones are even better if you can find them)

Some oil

& your favourite ice-cream (optional)

Directions

Preheat your oven to 350°F

Line a baking tray with grease proof paper.

Follow the instructions on the cookie mix box & stir furiously until you have gooey cookie dough, I usually add a little extra water and oil to what they suggest, it just keeps it moist as you’ll be baking it for longer than suggested. An extra teaspoon of each is just right.

Squidge (technical term) the cookie dough into a lined baking tray, until it covers the bottom.

Cover this layer with your Oreos.

Mix up your brownie batter. Just stick to the recipe on the box for this one & pour over your Oreos.

Bake for 30mins.

Remove from the oven and leave to cool.

When its still a little bit warm, use the paper to lift your creation out of the tray and rest it on a chopping board.

Use a large, sharp knife to cut it into manageable chunks, sections, slabs… depending on how many calories you think you can handle in one sitting.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Want to know why I could provide that recipe so quickly? Because they're STILL talking about these things, and I heard Wide Load say they were called "Slutty Brownies." A quick Google search and - voila!

 

[EYLive]

?

 

[Politician Spock]

a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.

This thing is just begging to be deep fried at a state fair.

 

[EYLive]

photo

 

[Evilgrin 72]

?

I didn't take pictures of it, hell - it was half destroyed by the time I even caught wind of it. I'm sure there are pics online somewhere.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

photo

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

I hate fat people, I am fat, so I hate myself. I hate the Shark Pool, I am in the Shark Pool, so I think I hate myeself again. This is not a good day for self esteem.and to keep yankdog happy - Rob Ryan to St Louis Rams = Championship.

 

[JHuber77]

Maybe she is a much more ruthless competitor than you ala Lance Armstrong. You said it was a competition right? Maybe she wants to win more than you so she's willing to sabotage everyone else.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Maybe she is a much more ruthless competitor than you ala Lance Armstrong. You said it was a competition right? Maybe she wants to win more than you so she's willing to sabotage everyone else.

Neither one of us is in the contest.

 

[johnnycakes]

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[shadyridr]

I lost 60lbs last year and held steady since August. I deserve a slutty brownie!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The greatest are the people I can see right now circling the carcass like jackals. They keep swarming around it, looking at it, not taking a piece. You can almost hear the internal struggle going on. I like to see if I can guess whether they'll succumb or triumph over temptation, and also how long it will take for the situation to resolve itself.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

photo

Oh god that's perfect.

 

[Mad Cow]

More complex recipe, but looks amazing. . .

 

[Leroy Hoard]

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[Evilgrin 72]

More complex recipe, but looks amazing. . .

It's the same thing, only she made the chocolate chip cookie portion from scratch and put vanilla ice cream and fudge syrup on top of two pieces stacked atop one another.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bring a supply of these to shoot at large posteriors. Slingshot Flying Pig With Oink Sound http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000KK22LU/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/191-1676960-1875728?ref_=cm_sw_em_r_am_ip_am_us

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I would LOVE to fire these at them. Don't think it would go over well, though.

 

[EYLive]

One of my chubosauraus FB friends posted this on another lard-butt's wall.

Within minutes, a herd of other fatties commented with various "yumm" and "I wish I could suck that through a straw" posts.

If you're wondering, the FB page is Edible Design & Decoration. I mean, what good are designs and decorations if you can't freaking eat them?

 

[FlapJacks]

the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked.

I'm salivating here over this delicious posting of food pr0n.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked.

I'm salivating here over this delicious posting of food pr0n.

Then look at the photos. You'll probably start to fap. You may not want to, but it'll be like a Bruce Banner/HULK thing.

 

[Mad Cow]

More complex recipe, but looks amazing. . .

It's the same thing, only she made the chocolate chip cookie portion from scratch and put vanilla ice cream and fudge syrup on top of two pieces stacked atop one another.

You see, it's not the same. This one is at least 3X better, because you get a double stack, as well as ice cream with syrup. Actually closer to 3.33X better.

 

[FlapJacks]

the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked.

I'm salivating here over this delicious posting of food pr0n.

Then look at the photos. You'll probably start to fap. You may not want to, but it'll be like a Bruce Banner/HULK thing.

done and done

 

[12punch]

Want to know why I could provide that recipe so quickly? Because they're STILL talking about these things, and I heard Wide Load say they were called "Slutty Brownies." A quick Google search and - voila!

To be fair about it, so are we

 

[Funkley]

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

People make me sick. That is all.

You seem to have body issues.

No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

Try decaf.......you're welcome.

 

[Dickies]

Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

Sounds like my old company that I worked for. I swear 50% of the women were not even that overweight from the waist up, but their butts looked like someone shoved beanbag chairs down their pants. I've never seen people like that on a day-to-day basis. You could put a day-old ham sandwich that you left overnight on your desk in that lunchroom and put a "free" sign on it, and the fatties would charge the room. The ground would literally shake as soon as word got out that anything was free in the lunchroom.

 

[TxBuckeye]

I lost 60lbs last year and held steady since August. I deserve a slutty brownie!

Sounds like if you have one, you'll be back at square one.

 

[shadyridr]

I lost 60lbs last year and held steady since August. I deserve a slutty brownie!

Sounds like if you have one, you'll be back at square one.

theres 210,000 calories in a slutty brownie?