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Ate 2 sandwiches yesterday with expired mayonnaise (1 Viewer)

Scoresman

Scoresman

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yesterday i had a hankering for a sandwich, so for lunch i made cold cuts and provolone, and for dinner i made roast beef and cheddar. this morning, i went to make myself today's sandwich for lunch and noticed that the mayo i've been using had a best by date of November 2013. it smells ok and tastes ok, however. the oil hadnt separated or anything either. for the record, its low fat mayo.

am i destined for a trip to the ER because of the expired mayo? will my colon erupt in cold, cruel revenge sometime today? i havent emptied since before eating yesterday's sandwiches. is this how ball cancer starts?

 
brohan at least you did not eat any funyons those things are even worse take that to the bank brohan

 
I went through my fridge a while back and found that I had salad dressing, ketchup, mustard, mayo and other condiments that were all well past the "best if used by" date. Who knows how many times I are them. You're fine

 
maybe you can use this to start a detox because it will probably give you the runs so clean that sucker out and then just drink water for a while and use this as a launching pad to a healthyer life take that to the bank brohan

 
Oil and egg whites....what could go wrong......good thing it was not organic, you would have been a a gonner for sure.

 
"Use By" dates are more about CYA.

But commercial mayo is typically made from soybean oil, and that #### is poison.

 
Limp Ditka said:
:lmao:

And to think that you wanted to open a deli
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completely different thing here. I rarely make sandwiches at home, instead prefering to get them freshly made at the multiple wonderful delis in my work area. as such, the mayo in my fridge tends to sit a while unused. in a deli environment, there is so much turnaround, nothing would ever sit that long.

 
Mayonnaise is generally so full of preservatives that the "best by" date just indicates when the flavor will start to suck and it'll start tasting like Miracle Whip.

 
So chances are you've used that same mayo in the past 12 months, since it expired, and you're still here, right?

On our vacation a couple weeks ago my son gorged on food and got a stomach ache and asked the family if anyone had Tums. My mother-in-law goes in her purse and pulls out an unopened pack of Rolaids. Just as I go to open it, I see the expiration date out of the corner of my eye, so I check it: April, 2000.

She was probably carrying that thing around for 15 years!!

 
Mayo is generally a safe food even after the expiration. The major brands use oil now and there is no egg in it at all. You can actually leave mayo out in the sun at a picnic now and it will not go bad. The oil tends to separate as it gets past the expiration or is exposed to air too long and the mayo will turn clear as it "weeps" oil. Still edible but looks terrible.

 
Scoresman said:
Limp Ditka said:
:lmao:

And to think that you wanted to open a deli
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completely different thing here. I rarely make sandwiches at home, instead prefering to get them freshly made at the multiple wonderful delis in my work area. as such, the mayo in my fridge tends to sit a while unused. in a deli environment, there is so much turnaround, nothing would ever sit that long.
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Yes, but being unable to determine if something is safe to eat or not is a fairly fundamental quality someone in the food service industry should have.

Anywho. How expired? Most of those dates are on the safe side. It's just egg yolk and oil/vinegar. If it didn't stink to high heaven or taste putrid you'll probably be fine.

 
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.

 
Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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:blackdot:

T&P, GB.

 
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Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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:useless:

 
Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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thisis what i was talking about as a detox use it and launch yourself in to a funyon and mayo free future brohan i know that you can do it take that to the bank

 
grateful zed said:
Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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:useless:
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I'm more than happy to take pics of the next one. I figured it's not something anyone wants to see. Stomach has been gurgling funny this afternoon.

 
Scoresman said:
grateful zed said:
Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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:useless:
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I'm more than happy to take pics of the next one. I figured it's not something anyone wants to see. Stomach has been gurgling funny this afternoon.
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pm christo please.

 
Scoresman said:
yesterday i had a hankering for a sandwich, so for lunch i made cold cuts and provolone, and for dinner i made roast beef and cheddar. this morning, i went to make myself today's sandwich for lunch and noticed that the mayo i've been using had a best by date of November 2013. it smells ok and tastes ok, however. the oil hadnt separated or anything either. for the record, its low fat mayo.

am i destined for a trip to the ER because of the expired mayo? will my colon erupt in cold, cruel revenge sometime today? i havent emptied since before eating yesterday's sandwiches. is this how ball cancer starts?
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Well, I'm trying to make you a rolemodel for tim, so I hope you didn't die yet...

 
msommer said:
Scoresman said:
yesterday i had a hankering for a sandwich, so for lunch i made cold cuts and provolone, and for dinner i made roast beef and cheddar. this morning, i went to make myself today's sandwich for lunch and noticed that the mayo i've been using had a best by date of November 2013. it smells ok and tastes ok, however. the oil hadnt separated or anything either. for the record, its low fat mayo.

am i destined for a trip to the ER because of the expired mayo? will my colon erupt in cold, cruel revenge sometime today? i havent emptied since before eating yesterday's sandwiches. is this how ball cancer starts?
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Well, I'm trying to make you a rolemodel for tim, so I hope you didn't die yet...
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im close to posting pics of my next dump and you want to use me as a role model poster?

 
Scoresman said:
ok, so i emptied out after lunch just now and it wasn't so bad. mostly solid followed by a few pebbles and a little more than a trickle of liquid. my wife said that this kind of thing can take 7 days or so to hit you so i may not be out of the woods yet.
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Pretty sure this is what started the zombie apocalypse on The Walking Dead.
 
Scoresman said:
msommer said:
Scoresman said:
yesterday i had a hankering for a sandwich, so for lunch i made cold cuts and provolone, and for dinner i made roast beef and cheddar. this morning, i went to make myself today's sandwich for lunch and noticed that the mayo i've been using had a best by date of November 2013. it smells ok and tastes ok, however. the oil hadnt separated or anything either. for the record, its low fat mayo.

am i destined for a trip to the ER because of the expired mayo? will my colon erupt in cold, cruel revenge sometime today? i havent emptied since before eating yesterday's sandwiches. is this how ball cancer starts?
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Well, I'm trying to make you a rolemodel for tim, so I hope you didn't die yet...
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im close to posting pics of my next dump and you want to use me as a role model poster?
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It's for tim, you know, tim...

eta: and yes, that would be perfect!

 
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