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You guys need to help my salvage this before I completely bury myself over here. I can't imagine how long my window of opportunity could be open for...
You know those windows in high rise office towers or hotels that don't open? That is equivalent to your window of opportunity with this chick.

 
All advice aside, you told this girl you had $300 and her first reply is "give it to mee"? She's horrible, move on.

Plus, you're just the type of putz who would end up wrapped around her finger if she gave you the time of day. Avoidance is your best course of action here. Can only end poorly.
Horrible? Em is a single young dude. The chick just established she is a whore. It was just a matter of negotiating the price. Em has only been laid by two women, he could use of few whores.
She's out of his league, she will destroy him. Tears will be shed. This girl is the path to destruction for our hero. Young Skywalker should train at Dagobah before trying to take on the Dark Side.

 
No one is entertaining the idea that i should just make friends with this chick and work from there?

 
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I am sure you have gotten this advice before in this thread.

Grab a phone, invite her to do something together with just you at a time of your choosing. You may want to call it a date. Make it something she might think is fun. Be yourself around her but try not to show the annoying traits some might think you have. Rinse repeat.

Build a picture in her mind that hanging out with Em is fun and a good time.

Do not suggest she hang with you and your buddies getting ####faced.

Do not try to butt in on her girls night out plans.

Move on from there

Good luck

 
You guys need to help my salvage this before I completely bury myself over here. I can't imagine how long my window of opportunity could be open for...
It may be too late on this girl.

For your sake, I hope there's still a shot. Think of your texts as a two part take down. Your first text is to get the conversation going. This is your set up man in the 8th inning. No matter what her reply is (unless it's negatively charged), your next text should be Mario Rivera. Always Be Closing.

In your example above, your Rivera text should have been something like "Tell ya what, how about we celebrate by me taking you out for some drinks/dinner."

It's not overbearing, but it progresses the relationship. I forget if you said she's 21 or older, but if she is, drinks are the way to go. If you do dinner, someplace fun is the way to go. Do something like Dave and Busters.

But you need to be progressing the relationship by that second text. If she balks, ease off for a little bit. Don't be too pushy. Play it cool and act like it's not a big deal that she said no or maybe. But don't lay off for too long.

 
I'm guessing Eminence is a semi-successful 30+ year old who gets laid plenty and is having a little fun with the love doctors of the FFA.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
What ever happened to getting on your BMXs, throwing a bunch of wine in a backpack, and heading up to inspiration point? F dinner at a fun place. Let's get drunk and screw.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
More like Raj.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
More like Raj.
Well... Raj doesn't live with his mom, so...

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
More like Raj.
Well... Raj doesn't live with his mom, so...
I agree, Wolowitz is probably better.

 
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
More like Raj.
Well... Raj doesn't live with his mom, so...
I agree, Wolowitz is probably better.
Howard probably weighs more than Em, though.

 
Apple Jack said:
I'm guessing Eminence is a semi-successful 30+ year old who gets laid plenty and is having a little fun with the love doctors of the FFA.
Confession here? Well played, AJ.

 
Keerock said:
msommer said:
Keerock said:
NetnautX said:
Keerock said:
DocHolliday said:
Following up on The Shiek's advice.

I believe that she is not 21. After dinner at a fun place, your goal is to get her back to your place. Your goal is to always get women alone with you at the end of the evening. You can then get some drinks into the both of you. That will help get things moving in the right direction.
Unfortunately for our hero, "his place" is his Mom's place. Picture Howard Wolowtz.
More like Raj.
Well... Raj doesn't live with his mom, so...
I agree, Wolowitz is probably better.
Howard probably weighs more than Em, though.
He might at that, but the hollow chest....

 
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Good grief. I weep for the next generation. I'm going to die and this generation will leave my body on the side of the road to be eaten by ravens.

 
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
And by "your house", you mean your parents, right?

:confused:

 
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
And by "your house", you mean your parents, right?

:confused:
I think he's referring to the "clubhouse" he made out of sofa cushions.

 
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Good grief. I weep for the next generation. I'm going to die and this generation will leave my body on the side of the road to be eaten by ravens.
There's more dignity to that than what's going on here.

 
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Good grief. I weep for the next generation. I'm going to die and this generation will leave my body on the side of the road to be eaten by ravens.
There's more dignity to that than what's going on here.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Henry Ford said:
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Oh, sorry, you guys are all totally right. He's clearly properly pursuing an adult relationship here.
Chicks under 25 love the Garden. Let to many a great night for me in my younger days.

 
Henry Ford said:
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Oh, sorry, you guys are all totally right. He's clearly properly pursuing an adult relationship here.
Chicks under 25 love the Garden. Let to many a great night for me in my younger days.
If you think that's the part I'm referring to, I don't know how to explain this to you.

 
Henry Ford said:
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Oh, sorry, you guys are all totally right. He's clearly properly pursuing an adult relationship here.
Chicks under 25 love the Garden. Let to many a great night for me in my younger days.
If you think that's the part I'm referring to, I don't know how to explain this to you.
Can I object to that part, then?

 
Henry Ford said:
Eminence said:
Is the group consensus food? ...Olive Garden? ...Buffalo Wild Wings? The best response I've elicited from her was a few days ago when I invited her over to my house to smoke a blunt and play Crash Bandicoot (her favorite video game).
Oh, sorry, you guys are all totally right. He's clearly properly pursuing an adult relationship here.
Chicks under 25 love the Garden. Let to many a great night for me in my younger days.
If you think that's the part I'm referring to, I don't know how to explain this to you.
Can I object to that part, then?
Sustained.

 

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