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[TheMagus]

Dude... why don't you just go out to a bar and try to get adult women to take you home for the sechs? Why are you jumping through hurdles to try to nail a teenager? You are too old to be dating teenagers anyway. Aren't you in your mid-20s? 18 year old girls are extremely immature I don't see how it would be worth all the effort. Why not go for women more your age?

And I think you should probably get this idea of having a girlfriend out of your head. Until you move out of your parents' house and start living like an adult, that is probably not an option.

If you need to get laid, why not just prowl the local bar scene?

 

[kentric]

As others have said, you need to broaden your horizons on women. Be very open to seeing a woman an approaching her. Here's a link which seems tailored for guys around your age. The points they make are: 1. become confident - you may be shot down tons of times, but you're gaining invaluable experience, and 2. be cognizant of what you say when you approach a woman and develope your conversational skills.

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-14130.html

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Reminds me of this:

http://www.hark.com/clips/zhqmzncdqy-how-do-i-get-a-hold-of-you-come-find-me

 

[cstu]

I assume she isn't interested. :(

Are you on any online dating sites? If not, you should be

A scrawny 22 year old guy who works at Walgreen's for $8 an hour is too good for the fat chicks who would go out with him.

 

[cstu]

Word from John is she is seeing someone else...

Probably the dude that had the balls to call her instead of sending timid texts.

 

[Eminence]

I bet this chick would have hung out with me if I had my own place.

 

[Eminence]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

 

[-fish-]

I bet this chick would have hung out with me if I had my own place.

wouldn't have hurt.

 

[proninja]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

So a girlfriend?

 

[-fish-]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

So a girlfriend?

so communication

much eloquent

wow

very wordsmith

 

[T Bell]

Cliffnotes for anyone just now joining in:

OP: "Hey guys, any tips on how to pick up this girl?"

FFA: heated debate on phone calls vs. texts, followed by the pros and cons of Olive Gardening a girl, and then an in-depth review on the semantics of rape.

I think this is all relevant. "Call, don't text, feel free to Olive Garden, try not to be rapey."

Is that a Carl Sagan quote?

I thought it was Ann Landers.

 

[Tchula]

Im tempted to start a thread called "This girl won't stop messaging me."

 

[sports_fan]

are you disabled?

still wondering about this

 

[TxBuckeye]

Story time is still going on? One of the most poorly contrived threads ever. You should at least make the fisherman work for it before you let a thread go 11 pages. You guys are just getting lazy now.

 

[jwp]

Quit giving Em a hard time. He's busy with a clean up in aisle 6.

 

[Ilov80s]

Friend zone makes senses if I want to date this girl.

There is a difference between being friendzoned and becoming friendly with her.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Friend zone makes senses if I want to date this girl.

This is genius... She'll give you the inside info about the guy she is banging, then you can make your plan

 

[DocHolliday]

Word from John is she is seeing someone else...

In a few weeks, when you find out the truth, just don't hold it against him for not telling you right away. He probably just panicked, don't let it negatively impact your friendship.

Bad advice... You should nail John's mom, or in your case become friends with John's mom.

So funny

 

[Eminence]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

 

[northern exposure]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Who is Cassandra? Sounds like a threesome for John tonight and you returning to your Mom's basement alone.

 

[bushdocda]

Who's hott-est?

 

[jon_mx]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Whose basement are you meeting in?

 

[The Kerminator]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Who is Cassandra? Sounds like a threesome for John tonight and you returning to your Mom's basement alone.

Sounds like the three-some already (par)took place

 

[TheMagus]

Partook in what?

 

[jon_mx]

Partook in what?

Place.... Can't you read?

 

[DocHolliday]

Good for you Em. You should be socializing almost every night.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How is this going? Are we in an exclusive relationship yet?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How is this going? Are we in an exclusive relationship yet?

Who? You and Em?

 

[jon_mx]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

You mean paying her in the currency of India?

 

[jon_mx]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

You mean paying her in the currency of India?

While paying her for sex might be a good angle, that wasn't it.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

You mean paying her in the currency of India?

While paying her for sex might be a good angle, that wasn't it.

I thought he might have started playing the Indian stocks.

 

[msudaisy26]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

You mean paying her in the currency of India?

While paying her for sex might be a good angle, that wasn't it.

I thought he might have started playing the Indian stocks.

Only if the friend him on Facebook first!

 

[Zaxxon]

If someone suggests the use of rupees, would that be frowned upon?

You mean paying her in the currency of India?

Or Hyrule?

 

[Henry Ford]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Owe?

 

[sports_fan]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Owe?

I think this is what he meant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzNOFjTCihU

 

[Henry Ford]

So! I drank and partook with John and Cassandra yesterday. I am supposed to be drinking and partaking with John, the girl, and Cassandra tonight.

Owe! Owe!

(Hopefully they don't bail.)

Owe?

I think this is what he meant

That's a weird thing to mean.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Em, update?

 

[jon_mx]

Em, update?

Em is too busy getting laid. The only question is who.

 

[buck naked]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

Smash? So, you lay on top of her with all your weight so she can't breathe???

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

Smash? So, you lay on top of her with all your weight so she can't breathe???

It's slang for beat the ##### up.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Must have been a good night, nice work Em

 

[Tom Servo]

Em, update?

Em is too busy getting laid. The only question is who.

His right hand.

 

[jon_mx]

Em, update?

Em is too busy getting laid. The only question is who.

His right hand.

I was thinking John.

 

[northern exposure]

Em, update?

Em got a sympathy handy last night ....from John.

 

[DocHolliday]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

Smash? So, you lay on top of her with all your weight so she can't breathe???

At 110 pounds, Em will not be able to accomplish this.

 

[jon_mx]

Em must be in some kind of sex marathon.....either that or Em is doing a double-shift.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

Smash? So, you lay on top of her with all your weight so she can't breathe???

It's slang for beat the ##### up.

Thanks for supplying the clinical translation of that slang.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Im tempted to start a thread called "This girl won't stop messaging me."

Close to what happened.

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm not looking for a random smash. I'm looking for a girl I hang out with and I get to smash.

Smash? So, you lay on top of her with all your weight so she can't breathe???

It's slang for beat the ##### up.

Thanks for supplying the clinical translation of that slang.

I know we have some more experienced gentlemen here and I would hate for them to be confused by any of the youthful jargon.